Synopsis

The lineup for tonight’s broadcast: Wayne, Chip, Colin, and Ryan. Introducing *Weird Newscasters*, reporting live on *The Six O'Clock News*: Anchor: Colin (Woodrow "But Don't Have" A. Paddle). Co-Anchor: Chip (Zinc Lightly), a used car salesman with an uncanny ability to sell anything. Sports: Wayne, with a special feature on Michael Jackson at 100, determined to prove he still has it. Weather: Ryan (Spunky), the Back to the Future scientist desperately seeking the power to revitaliz