Synopsis

The lineup for tonight’s broadcast: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan. Presenting *Weird Newscasters*, reporting live from the Six O'Clock Evening News: Anchor: Denny (Fifi Leadbottom). Co-Anchor: Colin (Rock Solid), an understandably nervous teenager on a first date with Denny. Sports: Wayne, alongside Richard Simmons. Weather: Ryan (Rock 'Paper And' Scissors), tethered to Denny by a resilient rubber band. Musical Interlude: Wayne serenades Shelly, a homemaker with a year and a half-