Synopsis

The segment "Number of Words" features Captain Kirk (Ryan), held captive by a Klingon (Wayne). Mr. Spock (Brad) and Scotty (Colin) beam down to the planet for their rescue. Following this, "Scenes From a Hat" presents the quartet performing sketches titled "Things you don't want to be shouting at a party when the music suddenly stops," "Bad things to say or do with someone with a hairy back," "Poems about embarrassing moments," and "The worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading into a commerci