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Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015)

2003 • 12 seasons • TV-14
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Two and a Half MenSeason 2

24 episodes · Sep 20, 2004

Navigating family chaos is proving tricky for Charlie, who's finding it less than graceful adjusting to having his relatives around. Meanwhile, Alan’s juggling the challenges of being a single dad with the surprisingly complicated world of dating. And as for Jake? He’s blossoming into an endearingly mischievous force to be reckoned with.

1. Back Off, Mary Poppins
Sep 20, 2004 · 30m · 7.5

The revelation struck Alan with a surprising force: Charlie was a member of a select society for men. Immediately, a fervent plea formed within him, and he implored his brother to grant him entrance.

2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Sep 27, 2004 · 30m · 7.1

Judith is seeing Jake’s pediatrician, a development that has stirred Alan’s displeasure. However, Charlie’s pragmatic observation offers a different perspective: should she marry again, his alimony obligations would conclude.

3. A Bag Full of Jawea
Oct 4, 2004 · 30m · 7.2

Desperate to avert school suspension for disrespecting Missi Pyle, Charlie attempts a series of increasingly elaborate displays of affection. Each effort, however, falls short, leaving him further from his goal.

4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
Oct 11, 2004 · 21m · 7.4

Jake was relentlessly enthusiastic about his mother’s new companion, Dr. Melnick, a subject that grated on Alan’s nerves. Meanwhile, Evelyn, seeking to cultivate a relationship with a Saudi prince for real estate prospects, borrowed Charlie

5. Bad News from the Clinic?
Oct 18, 2004 · 21m · 6.6

Charlie found himself unexpectedly challenged when he became captivated by a woman whose skill at appearing aloof far surpassed his own.

6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Oct 25, 2004 · 21m · 7.3

Alan steadfastly maintained he’d never stolen a toy as a child, a conviction shadowed by a growing unease that perhaps a darker nature resided within him. This apprehension dissolved when Charlie confessed to planting the toy, a desperate a

7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Nov 8, 2004 · 21m · 6.5

Charlie and Alan engaged Berta’s sister to provide catering for a party their mother had persuaded them to organize in her honor.

8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Nov 15, 2004 · 21m · 6.8

In the bustling aisles of a grocery store, Alan encountered a woman named Nancy, a woman who seemed to embody every longing he possessed. This unexpected connection necessitated that Charlie take on the responsibility of caring for Jake. Af

9. Yes, Monsignor
Nov 22, 2004 · 22m · 6.9

Seeking refuge from an unwelcome engagement, Charlie wandered away from his home and found himself in a coffee shop. There, amidst the aroma of roasted beans, he unexpectedly encountered Lisa, his former girlfriend. She revealed she had sep

10. The Salmon Under My Sweater
Nov 29, 2004 · 21m · 6.8

Charlie sought Jake’s blessing on a theme song he’d been commissioned to write for a television series – a show adapting a comic book Jake held in high regard. Meanwhile, as Alan spent increasing amounts of time with Rose, he began to disco

11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Dec 13, 2004 · 21m · 7.3

The unexpected rejection at the bar stung Charlie more than he cared to admit. Then came the discovery: a website, meticulously crafted to dissect and publicize his private life. Driven by a potent mix of anger and shame, he resolved to unm

12. A Lungful of Alan
Jan 3, 2005 · 21m · 7.3

A shadow of envy crossed Alan's face as he watched Charlie. An old acquaintance, transformed into a striking woman by time, appeared to hold Charlie's attention, and the subtle shift in their interaction clearly unsettled him.

13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)
Jan 17, 2005 · 20m · 7.4

The earthquake left Judith’s house in disrepair, forcing her to seek temporary shelter. Without consulting Charlie, Alan impulsively invited her to stay with him and him. Charlie was displeased with this decision, yet he conceded. A subtle

14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Jan 31, 2005 · 21m · 6.8

Following a harsh critique of Alan’s parenting, the brothers banished their mother from their home. When she persisted with unanswered phone calls, she was ultimately hospitalized. Upon arriving at the hospital, Alan and Charlie were uncert

15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
Feb 7, 2005 · 21m · 7.3

A shadow of apprehension began to fall over Alan as the date of his upcoming medical procedure drew nearer. Seeking a distraction from his mounting anxieties, Charlie proposed a trip to Las Vegas.

16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Feb 14, 2005 · 21m · 7.8

Judith’s vacations presented the brothers with a weekly responsibility: caring for Jake. Alan found the task demanding, and on one occasion, he even forgot to collect Jake from soccer practice. The situation grew more complicated when Alan

17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Feb 21, 2005 · 21m · 7.5

Following a bout of back pain, Alan takes Charlie to the hospital. While the doctor examines him, Charlie repeatedly flirts with her. The perplexing thing is that he seems to have a past with her, though he can't recall any details. Meanwhi

18. It Was 'Mame', Mom
Mar 7, 2005 · 21m · 6.6

Charlie accepted an invitation to a party thrown by Eric, a gay advertising executive, and asked Alan to pose as his significant other. At the event, Charlie encountered Eric’s ex-wife, Pamela, and made a deliberate effort to seduce her, ca

19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Mar 21, 2005 · 21m · 7.2

Following a visit to the eye doctor with Charlie, they found themselves at a cafe. There, amidst the bustle, they unexpectedly encountered Charlie’s former girlfriend, Sherri. As they sat, Alan displayed a clear interest in her, and a decis

20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Apr 18, 2005 · 21m · 7.3

Rose attempted to guide the brothers through their tangled emotions, but her efforts were overshadowed as Charlie and Alan instead directed their personal frustrations at one another.

21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
May 2, 2005 · 21m · 7.2

Evelyn discovered in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, had passed away. The funeral drew them all together, including Jake, who expressed a peculiar eagerness at the prospect of seeing a deceased person. Charlie, meanwhile, see

22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
May 9, 2005 · 21m · 6.9

Evelyn gifted Alan a sleek sports car, a gesture that prompted Charlie to declare his brother had made a pact with the Devil. The following day, Evelyn collected her due, insisting Alan accompany her on a blind double date with her new comp

23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
May 16, 2005 · 20m · 7.4

Evelyn insisted Jake spend the night at her apartment after learning he’d spent Spring Break with Judith’s parents. Alan and Charlie were hesitant, but a quick trip to a bar after delivering him eased their reservations.

24. Does This Smell Funny to You?
May 23, 2005 · 20m · 6.3

Unaware of the transgression, Charlie finds himself in a clandestine encounter with the wife of a man decades his senior, while Jake struggles to maintain focus as he reads aloud to his classmates.

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