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Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015)

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Two and a Half MenSeason 10

23 episodes · Sep 27, 2012

Life’s a chaotic mix for Walden and Alan as they grapple with the messy realities of friendship, raising kids, and chasing those elusive moments of recognition. They're striving for stability – for better or worse – but often find themselves stumbling through hilarious missteps in both their personal and professional lives.

1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sep 27, 2012 · 21m · 4.7

Walden is orchestrating a significant surprise for Zoey's birthday.

2. A Big Bag of Dog
Oct 4, 2012 · 20m · 5.6

The separation of Zoey and Walden proved devastating for Walden, triggering a profound emotional unraveling.

3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Oct 11, 2012 · 21m · 5.2

Alan and Lyndsey resolved to introduce a new element of excitement to their intimate life.

4. You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
Oct 18, 2012 · 21m · 5.8

A subtle weariness settles upon Walden as a visitor arrives – the daughter of an old friend, come to call.

5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Oct 25, 2012 · 20m · 5.8

Ignoring Alan’s cautions, Walden begins a relationship with Rose.

6. Ferrets, Attack!
Nov 1, 2012 · 20m · 5.5

A difficult decision looms for Walden: he must choose between Zoey and Rose.

7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Nov 8, 2012 · 21m · 5.1

Weary of the intricacies of conventional romance, Walden seeks a simpler arrangement, engaging an actress to fulfill the role of girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake orchestrates a meeting with Missi – Miley Cyrus – at the beach house.

8. Something My Gynecologist Said
Nov 15, 2012 · 21m · 5.6

A reluctance held Alan back from fully embracing a connection with Lyndsey, yet an unforeseen influence stirred within him. In contrast, Walden found a peculiar satisfaction in the role of companion to a prosperous woman of mature years.

9. I Scream When I Pee
Nov 29, 2012 · 20m · 5.3

Alan's celebrated former wife, Kandi, has expressed a desire for reconciliation. Meanwhile, when Berta shows no inclination toward celebrating her birthday, Walden endeavors to make the day memorable for her.

10. One Nut Johnson
Dec 6, 2012 · 21m · 5.9

Alan assists Walden in forging a new persona, a shield against the women drawn to him by his wealth.

11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Dec 13, 2012 · 22m · 5.8

Walden navigated the complexities of his dual existence, while Alan found himself solitary on Christmas Day.

12. Welcome to Alancrest
Jan 3, 2013 · 22m · 5.7

Alan poured Walden’s funds into Kate’s fledgling fashion venture, a decision that exacted a growing personal cost. The strain of a hidden existence was beginning to weigh heavily on him.

13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Jan 10, 2013 · 21m · 4.1

Alan accompanied Walden to Kate’s fashion show in New York City, a carefully orchestrated event intended as a platform for Walden to finally reveal the truth of his origins.

14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Jan 31, 2013 · 21m · 5.8

Alan's relationship falters when he withholds a key to the beach house from Lyndsey. He seeks solace in the company of Walden, Herb, and Billy, and they share stories of their own romantic woes.

15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Feb 7, 2013 · 21m · 5.8

Alan felt a prickle of unease as Jake announced he was bringing his girlfriend home for a visit. He was wary of the woman, a subtle disquiet settling within him. Meanwhile, Walden seemed determined to conceal something, a guardedness in his

16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Feb 14, 2013 · 21m · 5.5

A shadow of melancholy fell over Walden on Valentine's Day, prompting him to earnestly seek a second opportunity with Kate. Meanwhile, Alan’s carefully laid holiday plans unravelled unexpectedly.

17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Feb 21, 2013 · 21m · 5.9

The encounter with his ex stirred a familiar unease within Walden. As they began to talk of a possible reconciliation, Alan found himself plagued by a quiet doubt – a persistent feeling that she might not be quite right for him.

18. The 9:04 from Pemberton
Mar 7, 2013 · 21m · 5.4

Following a difficult argument with Walden, Alan made the decision to move in with Herb.

19. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Mar 14, 2013 · 21m · 5.0

Seeking to lift Herb's spirits, Alan and Walden found themselves caught in a tide of excessive revelry.

20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Apr 4, 2013 · 21m · 4.9

Walden and Alan find themselves unexpectedly embroiled in a painful situation when Jake betrays his girlfriend, Jaime Pressly, by having an affair with her daughter, who is eighteen years old.

21. Another Night with Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 2013 · 21m · 4.7

Lyndsey's departure leaves Alan struggling to find equilibrium. He finds himself deeply affected by the separation.

22. My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 2013 · 21m · 5.6

Inspired by the quiet contemplation of Walden, Alan resolved to refresh his appearance. This decision, however, led him into a difficult moral quandary when he found himself drawn to a woman already bound by marriage.

23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 2013 · 22m · 5.4

Walden is involved with the alluring twenty-two-year-old Hilary Duff, yet finds himself drawn to her grandmother, Marilu Henner, instead. Meanwhile, Jake and Alan embark on a journey together.

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