The rascals of Scumbag College faced off against the bright minds of Footlights College in a televised quiz—though not before Vyvyan succumbed to an outburst.

Money was critically low for the group, leaving Neil with no choice but to seek employment. His application to the armed forces proved unsuccessful, yet he found himself unexpectedly suited to life as a police officer. Simultaneously, Vyvya…

The evening unfolds as usual: Neil luxuriates in a warm bath, Rick pores over the pages of *Cosmopolitan*, while Mike and Vyvyan struggle with a collection of lurid videos. Yet, before the night draws to a close, this unlikely group will fi…

Just as Rick felt certain he’d at last won someone’s affections, Neil found himself spirited away—abducted, in fact—by a knight clad in armor from the Middle Ages.

An unexpected illness tested Vyvyan’s typically relaxed attitude toward shared living arrangements. Adding to the disquiet was the sensitive issue of Rick’s lost innocence.

The college year had concluded, though Mike remained oblivious to its passing, and the boys faced an endless stretch of summer leisure. Then Mr. Bolowski intervened, forcing their hand, and they resolved upon a desperate course: robbing a b…