Synopsis

The family journeyed to see "Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical." The production's director, a former student of Springfield Elementary, found herself the target of Principal Skinner’s ill-considered remarks regarding her schooling and, by extension, the education of women. His attempts at damage control only exacerbated the situation, leading to his dismissal and replacement by Melanie Upfoot, a so-called Women's Educational Expert. Her initial decree was to segregate the school by gend