Synopsis

Homer takes the lead in persuading professional football to establish a new franchise in Springfield. The commissioner, en route to officially grant the team to the town, pauses at the Simpson residence where Grandpa, mistaking him for an intruder, assaults him. As a result, Springfield loses the opportunity, and Abe becomes the object of widespread scorn. Following a failed attempt at ending his own life, Abe resolves to embrace a fearless existence. When the town proposes repurposing their foo