Synopsis

A familiar discontent settled over Kermit as Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Hilda, and Scooter enthusiastically discussed Peter Ustinov. He felt a prick of envy with each glowing comment. Finally, Peter, observing the frog’s quiet distress, confessed a secret longing: he himself harbored a persistent jealousy of Kermit, a desire to have lived a life as amphibious and green.