Synopsis

Private Jetson received his draft notice, and given George’s status as a family man, he was granted a generous two minutes to report for duty. All recruits underwent an aptitude test, during which one particularly slow-witted candidate forced a square peg into a round hole. The automated grading system, inexplicably, interpreted this as "original thinking showing leadership potential," and promptly promoted him to general. It turned out that Mr. Spacely was the commanding officer, and the base i