
The Colbert Report — Season 7

In Florida, Stephen discovers a troubling undercurrent, and he seeks out Ed Rendell for a conversation regarding his decision to step down from his position.

A movement persists advocating for a return to the gold standard for the dollar, while Geoffrey Canada champions reforms within the education system.

The nation's availability of fresh produce faces growing challenges, while Atul Gawande advocates for mitigating health risks within hospital environments.

Cosmologist Neil deGrasse Tyson elucidates the mechanics of oceanic tides, while biomedical researcher Robert DePinho pursues the ambitious goal of reversing cellular aging.

Stephen oversteps the bounds of the Constitution, while Fen Montaigne discusses the penguins of Antarctica.

Stephen has the weighty task of selecting this year's Grammy Award recipients, while Chris Hughes embarks on a project to launch a website dedicated to Jewish sumo wrestlers.

Fifty Cent generates $8 million through his activity on Twitter, while Bernard-Henri Lévy offers reflections on the role of the public intellectual.

In Tucson, Hitler addressed the crowd with a speech imbued with a certain power, while nearby, Stephen found his thoughts drifting to an unexpected image: Kevin Spacey, unclothed and surrounded by scattered rose petals.

Stephen presented a newly completed portrait of himself and engaged in conversation with Sherry Turkle regarding the isolating effects of modern technology.

Stephen considers the ongoing debate surrounding education reform and interprets Cornel West's latest work as commentary on Barack Obama’s perceived embrace of political expediency.

A gift arrived for Stephen from Afghanistan, prompting a conversation with Ron Reagan about his forthcoming memoir.

Christine Todd Whitman addressed the issue of state budget deficits, while Chris Matthews offered a defense of John F. Kennedy’s enduring influence.

With a move to stimulate the economy, House Republicans have repealed the existing healthcare legislation. Meanwhile, Stephen interviews Charlie Rose.

Stephen addresses the topic of safety in household appliances, followed by a conversation with Amy Chua regarding her widely debated book.

Michael Waldman assesses the current condition of the nation, while Christine Yvette Lewis advocates for the rights of domestic workers.

Stephen pondered the possibility of extrasensory perception, turning to Brian Greene with a curious question: did a universe exist where people still purchased books?

A significant advancement has been made in taser technology, coinciding with Dr. Paul Offit's discussion regarding the crucial role of vaccines.

Leslie Dach affirmed Walmart’s partnership with the Obama administration, while Michael Lewis offered insights into the workings of Wall Street.

The United States must sever its reliance on the conflicts of other nations, a subject explored by Sean Dorrance Kelly in his consideration of the sacred.

Stephen offered a preview of the upcoming Super Bowl and engaged in conversation with Jane McGonigal regarding video games.

Hosni Mubarak ascended a cushion of wealth as LCD Soundsystem provided the soundtrack.

The current occupant of the Twitter throne, often referred to as the "President Bird," will govern Egypt. Meanwhile, David Albright offers insights into the matter of Iran's computer virus.

Rupert Murdoch is charting a fresh course for journalism, while Eric Foner offers insights into the life of Abraham Lincoln.

Stephen arranged for a photograph for the project, while Jeffrey Leonard voiced concerns about the protracted payment schedules of major corporations.

Rick Santorum voiced his frustration regarding an issue with Google, while Eugene Jarecki offered a nuanced perspective on the legacy of Ronald Reagan, challenging commonly held assumptions.

As Wisconsin Democrats depart the state, Bing West offers his perspective on a path forward from Afghanistan.

Stephen delivers a criminal to justice, while Stephanie Coontz offers insights into the lives of women during the 1960s.

Aaron Barr issued a warning to WikiLeaks, while Mike Huckabee maintained his skepticism regarding Barack Obama's religious affiliation.

The portrait of Stephen is to be offered at auction, while Michael Scheuer discusses Osama bin Laden.

Stephen spoke to America’s older generation, and also engaged in conversation with Evan Osnos regarding the Academy Awards.

A renewed sense of optimism has emerged regarding American manufacturing, with the notable absence of Harry Connick, Jr.'s piano playing.

A playful dispute erupts between Stephen and Jimmy Fallon regarding a newly released ice cream flavor, while Mark Moffett offers insights into the world of bees.

Stephen delved into fresh inquiries regarding Obama’s earlier life, pausing to ask Joshua Foer for the location of his car keys.

A recent congressional decree prohibits the sale of conventional incandescent light bulbs, while Dan Sinker adopts the persona of Rahm Emanuel.

Concerns regarding a potential conflict of interest have been raised concerning Clarence Thomas, while David Brooks offers insights in his exploration of human behavior in "The Social Animal."

Amidst reports of Al Qaeda recruiting American citizens, Reza Aslan offers insights into the complexities of the Islamic-American experience.

A portrait of Stephen, painted by himself, is entering the auction circuit, while Steve Martin has recently been indulging in bluegrass music.

Stephen's portrait has ignited considerable discussion within the art world, while Ayman Mohyeldin offers commentary from the Situation Mosque.

Simon de Pury finds rhythm in the music of Snoop Dogg, while Nathan Myhrvold approaches culinary creation with the precision of modern scientific inquiry.

The cost of groceries has surged, a dispute within cable news channels has intensified, and Jody Williams continues her work toward greater equality.

The labor movement persists, and Stephen positioned himself outside with a bullhorn to speak with Michael Moore.

Stephen voiced his reservations regarding the administration's strategy for Libya, and later engaged in a discussion about infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Stephen diligently rehearses Rebecca Black's viral song, "Friday," and subsequently creates a public service announcement for Tim Shriver.

A controversial Wisconsin law restricting union activity is encountering difficulties, a topic discussed alongside an unexpected exploration of cannibalism by Piers Gibbon.

Stephen braced himself for a future devoid of Glenn Beck, while Andrew Chaikin advocated for humanity's journey to Mars.

Tim Pawlenty offers his commentary on contemporary popular culture, while James Franco readily displays his affinity for the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.

As the royal wedding approached, Stephen found himself in the midst of preparations, while David Tang diligently addressed circulating gossip surrounding famous figures.

As the day of the royal wedding approached, Stephen found himself in conversation with Jeff Greenfield, delving into the fascinating realm of alternative histories. He prepared himself for the occasion while exploring paths the past might h…

At Walgreens, routine Pap smears are available. Meanwhile, in a curious endeavor, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage investigate the persistent legend of blue ice.

With Mitt Romney's announcement of a candidacy, Ray Kurzweil observes a deepening convergence between humanity and technology.

Unilever fosters feelings of inadequacy in women regarding their underarms, while Morgan Spurlock examines the practice of product placement.

Trevor Potter assists Stephen with the completion of Super PAC paperwork, while Caroline Kennedy recites poetry.

This week's discussion finds Stephen regaining his footing after a period of intense Catholic contemplation. Meanwhile, Donald Trump maintains a lead in the polls as a prospective Republican nominee. A curious claim suggests that masturbat…

The discussion surrounding climate change persists, and A.C. Grayling has penned a modern work of profound moral and philosophical weight, often described as a secular equivalent to the Bible.

A fresh concern for travelers involves a $25 charge, while Ice-T discusses his recently published memoir.

Stephen journeyed to England for the royal wedding and sought out Wade Graham for directions to Covent Garden.

Stephen hosted a celebration centered around the phrase "We Got Bin Laden," while Francis Fukuyama voiced concerns regarding the rising power of China.

Stephen delved into fresh developments regarding the pursuit of Bin Laden, also speaking with Rex Ryan for a period of six minutes.

With the release of the film adaptation of "Atlas Shrugged," Amy Farrell has renewed her commitment to combating prejudice against those with larger bodies.

Donald Trump offered his perspective on the issue of same-sex marriage, while Bill James explored the realm of true crime.

Stephen considers an unconventional approach to the state of Michigan's financial difficulties, while Lupe Fiasco delivers a musical performance.

Against a stark backdrop, a billboard proclaims the apocalypse. In a nearby interview, Geoffrey Rush offers a candid explanation for his reluctance towards method acting.

A surprising distinction has been bestowed upon Stephen, while Eric Greitens recounts his experiences as a Navy SEAL.

Stephen voiced concerns about a growing encroachment of governmental power, then spoke with John Bradshaw regarding canine behavior.

Stephen submitted his request to the super PAC, while Alison Klayman discussed the work of Chinese artist Ai Weiwei.

Stephen addressed the subject of tax advantages afforded to oil companies, and also spoke with Amy Kremer, who was attired in patriotic American garb.

Newt Gingrich finds himself wrestling with consistency in his messaging, while Austan Goolsbee addresses the looming issue of the debt ceiling.

John Lithgow delivers a reading of Newt Gingrich's press release, while Kareem Abdul-Jabbar offers insights into the history of the Harlem Rens.

A disquiet settled over Stephen, a persistent wondering about the possibility of the world’s demise. He fabricated a tale, claiming to have recently finished reading a book by James Stewart.

Stephen dissects the Weiner affair, while Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. amplifies a minor issue into something disproportionately large.

The United States Congress failed to raise the nation's debt ceiling, while Bollywood icon Salman Khan has educated more than fifty-three million students.

Sarah Palin recounts the tale of Paul Revere’s legendary midnight ride, while Werner Herzog reflects on the enigmatic artistry of prehistoric cave paintings.

Senator Rand Paul has spoken out against terrorism, while elsewhere, Stephen Hawking engaged in a physical contest with the boxing legend, Sugar Ray Leonard.

Anthony Weiner appeals to those who favor meticulous grooming, while Bre Pettis fabricates a three-dimensional replica of Stephen's head.

A photograph of Anthony Weiner's private parts was displayed by Andrew Breitbart, while Tom Ridge addressed the topic of natural gas.

The energy of freestyle canoe dancing is building, while Henry Kissinger offers his perspective on the United States' engagement with China.

Stephen delves into the controversies surrounding "Sesame Street" and engages in conversation with Janny Scott regarding Barack Obama's mother.

A disconcerting new danger has emerged for older adults, coinciding with the return of Keith Olbermann to broadcast.

Stephen observes the latest advancements in technology, while Bon Iver’s music fills the air.

With a helping hand from Jack White, Stephen finds renewed momentum in his musical pursuits, and Florence and the Machine deliver a captivating performance.

Stephen revealed a truth to Jack White, Barack Obama defended his decisions regarding Libya, and Talib Kweli delivered a performance.

Jack White offers "Charlene II (I'm Over You)," while Stephen performs alongside the Black Belles.

A commentary by Ted Nugent has appeared, and Stephen intends to list Grover Norquist as a dependent on his tax return.

In a decision with broad implications, the Supreme Court dismissed a class action lawsuit filed against Wal-Mart. Meanwhile, Alexandra Pelosi recently spoke about her documentary exploring the complexities of immigrant naturalization in the…

The Federal Election Commission reached a determination regarding Stephen’s Super PAC, while Gary Sinise provided entertainment for American troops.

With the Federal Election Commission's approval, Stephen is able to establish his Super PAC, while Timothy Garton Ash offers insights into challenging truths.

Facing a tide of negative publicity, the natural gas industry seeks to reshape its image, a topic explored by Michael Shermer in *Skeptic Magazine*.

Michele Bachmann has recently endorsed a contentious statement, while Dan Savage offers his perspective on marriage and the concept of monogamy.

The Republican Party has embraced a youthful presence, one barely a quarter of a millennium old, while David McCullough has recently published a book exploring the experiences of Americans in Paris.

The controversy surrounding Rupert Murdoch intensifies as Jose Antonio Vargas publicly discloses his identity as a gay man who crossed the U.S. border.

Fox News has reopened the story surrounding the Murdochs, while John Prendergast offers his perspective on South Sudan.

Newt Gingrich is grappling with mounting debts, while David Carr observes the unfolding drama with a detached amusement, a figure of ironic prominence in his column, "Page One."

Rupert Murdoch found himself unexpectedly eliciting sympathy after a pie was thrown in his direction, while Republican lawmakers tightened voting restrictions. Meanwhile, Michael Sandel delved into the complex moral quandary surrounding can…

California has enacted legislation mandating the inclusion of LGBTQ+ history in public school curricula. Meanwhile, NBC's programming continues its established focus on depictions of female anatomy, and neuroscientist David Eagleman explore…

News outlets often portray Norway's lone gunman as a Muslim, a company called Summer's Eve employs suggestive imagery of vaginal puppetry in its advertising, and astrophysicist Brian Cox elucidates the enigmas of the cosmos.

Herman Cain disappointed Stephen, Peter Edelman addressed the concerns of the less fortunate, and Brooke Gladstone considered the pervasive power of media.

Patrick Rodgers, a vampire with a home to call his own, finds himself challenging the powerful financial institution, Wells Fargo. Meanwhile, those who have embraced electric vehicles must contend with an impending, crucial deadline. And in…

John McCain provoked considerable anger among Tea Party members with a remark comparing them to Hobbits, while Republican presidential hopeful Buddy Roemer has stipulated that he will not accept contributions from special interest groups.

Stephen recounts the tale of the "Billy Goats Gruff," an Alabama firm transforms cremated remains into ammunition, and Zappos' CEO, Tony Hsieh, discusses the delivery of joy.

A flurry of controversy has erupted within Newt Gingrich's online presence, David Leonhardt offers a path to safeguard America's creditworthiness, and Al Hunt argues that the debt ceiling agreement ultimately proved detrimental to all invol…

A young man of mixed heritage unexpectedly finds himself in the web-slinging role, challenging the familiar hero. The classic board game undergoes a significant transformation, updating its mechanics for a new generation. Meanwhile, a tenac…

Absentee ballot applications in Wisconsin are proving problematic for Democrats, the Democratic Party has announced. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert has assumed control of Major League Baseball's Twitter account. And in a recent interview, Antho…

The United States' credit rating suffered a sharp decline, while the Prescott Group proposes an economical solution to impending catastrophe. Meanwhile, Nassir Ghaemi argues that profound instability often fosters exceptional leadership.

Certain voices within the national media have recently begun to subtly shape the perspectives of American children.

Father James Martin offers a perspective on the efficacy of divine management, while those consumed by politics contribute funds as a form of craving, and Elliot Ackerman proposes a system allowing voters to directly select the nation's lea…

Stephen's Super PAC advertisement frames Mitt Romney as holding the view that corporations are akin to individuals, while Gloria Steinem offers her perspective on the ongoing pursuit of gender equality.

In Des Moines, Stephen offered an apology to WOI. Meanwhile, Michele Bachmann secured victory in the Iowa straw poll. Ambassador Susan Rice addressed the United Nations' function in a discussion.

President Obama reframed the narrative surrounding "Obamacare," while political strategist Frank Luntz reshaped the image of the Colbert Super PAC. Meanwhile, the crew of Atlantis discussed the implications of their impending final voyage i…

Rick Perry appointed the treasurer of Colbert's Super PAC, while Rick Santorum simplified the complexities of same-sex marriage for a wider audience. Meanwhile, Jeff Bridges garnered praise simply by appearing to enjoy himself.

According to WOI, the American public seems to crave a president of formidable character. The network investigates the unfolding "Rick Parry" write-in controversy, while the legendary hacker, Kevin Mitnick, remains a shadowy presence in the…

A narrative gains richness when its conclusion is known. Prescott Group introduces its new line of toning shoes, and former Governor Tim Pawlenty offers his reasoning for withdrawing from the presidential contest.

Airport security undergoes adjustments from the Transportation Security Administration, a development met with considerable debate. Meanwhile, the Martin Luther King Jr. memorial remains a subject of contention. In other news, Robin Wright …

The Republican debate drew Stephen’s attention to MSNBC, while Rick Perry again characterized Social Security as a Ponzi scheme. Meanwhile, Tom Brokaw reported on the ongoing struggles of families who lost loved ones in the 9/11 attacks.

Stephen profiled a seasoned journalist of the old guard, while America continues to profit from tragedy. Meanwhile, Diane Sawyer presented "Jacqueline Kennedy: In Her Own Words."

President Barack Obama presented his proposal for economic growth, while Paul Krugman offered his analysis of the ongoing economic downturn, a period often described as a Lesser Depression. Meanwhile, Al Gore continued to emphasize the urge…

Fox News took issue with the binder clip Barack Obama used for his jobs bill, Stephen presented his proposed solution for postal woes, and Michael Moore discussed his forthcoming memoir, "Here Comes Trouble."

The Swiss banking behemoth UBS has announced a $2 billion loss, while Jimmy Fallon expressed admiration for Stephen [presumably Colbert], and David Copperfield explored the perplexing science behind how we perceive the world.

President Barack Obama presented his proposal for reducing the national deficit. The dismantling of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy signals a profound shift in American society. Meanwhile, Jeffrey Kluger explores the intricate and enduri…

Chrystia Freeland of Reuters addressed the financial turmoil gripping Europe, while demonstrations unfolded on Wall Street. Separately, Daniel Yergin offered insights into the global pursuit of energy resources.

A derelict satellite poses a danger to our planet; in Afghanistan, the Marine Corps has restricted its personnel to silent bodily functions; and Jeremy Ben-Ami offers his perspective on the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian peace negotiations.

A significant moment for corporate accountability arrives in America, alongside a conversation between Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien concerning the climate crisis, and a performance by the iconic rock band Radiohead.

The former Texas governor has taken full responsibility for his disappointing showing in the recent debate, while the National Football League is reinforcing security measures at its stadiums. Meanwhile, Melinda Gates is dedicating her effo…

Governor Rick Perry addressed the issue of immigration, while the United States adopted a stricter stance concerning pregnant Mexican women. Actor John Lithgow recounted an experience with the Atone Phone, and filmmaker Ken Burns offered in…

Fundraising efforts surrounding Karl Rove experience an unexpected shift, as Trevor Potter provides Stephen with access to a 501(c)(4) organization. Meanwhile, Kevin Kline lends his platform to "The Donating Game," and Mark Cuban engages in…

