Synopsis

Stephen opens with a discussion of a recent John McCain rally, where opening speaker Bill Cunningham leveled criticisms against Barack Obama. He then presents a list, seemingly a ranking: "Threatdown:" 5. Monopoly! 4. Richard Branson! 3. Bankruptcy! 2. John McCain! 1. Starbucks! Following this, he details the closure of all Starbucks locations for a three-hour period to allow for employee retraining. The segment concludes with an interview with Tony Snow, then White House Press Secretary, about