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The Bernie Mac Show (2001 – 2006)

2001 • 5 seasons • Horror, Comedy • TV-PG
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The Bernie Mac Show — Season 5

22 episodes · Sep 23, 2005

1. Father Knows Best
Sep 23, 2005 · 22m

Bryan came to be with Bryanna more often, and in doing so, he indulged her to a fault.

2. Wrestling with a Sticky Situation
Sep 23, 2005 · 22m

News of Jordan's acceptance onto the wrestling team prompted Bernie to seek counsel from Stone Cold Steve Austin.

3. Marathon Mac
Sep 30, 2005 · 22m

Berine would do well to back up his words with action when he accepts Charles Barkley's wager: a race against him over ten kilometers for charity.

4. The Big Payback
Oct 7, 2005 · 22m

Bernie Mac, stung by Vanessa's seemingly carefree existence, consigns her to his service. Soon after, she discovers the truth behind his generosity: his colleagues receive lavish gifts simply by mentioning their association with him. Vaness…

5. Car Wars
Oct 21, 2005 · 22m

At thirteen, Jordan still carried himself with the wounded demeanor of someone perpetually at odds with Bryana. He would concede to her demands, allowing her to dominate him, simply to avoid further reprimands. When his privileges were rest…

6. Night of Terror
Oct 28, 2005 · 22m

At thirteen, Jordan still navigated his interactions with Bryana as a weary warrior enduring a relentless battle. He would concede to her demands, allowing her to dominate him, simply to avert further reprimands. When his privileges were re…

7. For Whom the Belt Tolls
Nov 4, 2005 · 22m

With Bernie absent, the children overstep the boundaries Aunt Wanda had set. To maintain order, she employs “Big Mama’s Belt,” a disciplinary measure that instills a fear in the children that rivals, perhaps surpasses, their apprehension of…

8. Pop Pop Goes the Weasel
Nov 11, 2005 · 22m

Bryana’s father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), brings with him a subtle but persistent disruption. His visits cast a shadow over Bernie and Jordan's connection, and he has a knack for subtly dismantling Bernie’s culinary confidence, particularl…

9. Prison Break
Nov 18, 2005 · 22m

Following another transgression, Bernie metes out harsh punishment to Bryana and Jordan. Wanda, as usual, feels he is being unduly severe. However, she eventually understands his reasoning. It becomes clear that Vanessa is the most cunning …

10. Some Church Bull
Dec 2, 2005 · 22m

Wanda made it a point each year to ensure her family joined her for the parish retreat, believing it a vital opportunity to strengthen their bonds.

11. Sorely Missed
Dec 16, 2005 · 22m

Bernie felt a growing need for solitude with Wanda. Bryana often struggled to recall her mother.

12. Fumes of Detente
Jan 6, 2006 · 22m

Wanda’s invitation to Tasha, Vanessa’s close friend from Chicago, stirred a disquiet in Bernie. He couldn't help but feel a familiar apprehension – the worry that another challenging adolescence was about to take residence within his home.

13. Exercise in Fertility: Part 1
Jan 13, 2006 · 22m

Repeated efforts yielding no result brought Bernie and Wanda to a sobering realization: conceiving a child proved more challenging than they had anticipated. A quiet unease settled upon Wanda, and she began to grapple with doubts about thei…

14. Exercise in Fertility: Part 2
Jan 20, 2006 · 22m

Bernie and Wanda are navigating the complexities of fertility treatments. Wanda’s hormonal fluctuations bring unpredictable shifts in her mood. Consumed by the desire for a child, the couple inadvertently overlook the needs of their existin…

15. Fantasy Football
Jan 27, 2006 · 22m

Jordan and Bernie Mac embarked on a fantasy football league, but their efforts yielded disappointing results. Adding to Jordan's frustration was Bernie Mac's stubborn refusal to heed his advice. Consequently, Jordan secretly joined another …

16. Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Feb 3, 2006 · 22m

When a Jewish family moved into the neighborhood, Bernie encouraged Jordan to befriend their son, David. Initially reluctant, Jordan slowly began to forge a connection with his new neighbor. Soon after, David invited Jordan to accompany him…

17. Who's Your Mama?
Mar 31, 2006 · 22m

Bryan, Bryana's father, frequently lends a hand with household chores, a development that has subtly shifted the children’s affections away from their Uncle Bernie, much to Bernie’s displeasure. At school, Baby Girl is cruelly addressed as …

18. What Would Jason Do?
Mar 31, 2006 · 22m

With Vanessa's school prom approaching, Bernie Mac undertakes the task of selecting a companion for her, conducting his customary thorough assessment beforehand. Even after making his choice, he is plagued by a series of anxious imaginings.…

19. It's Never as Bad as the First Time
Apr 7, 2006 · 22m

Jordan is seeing Erica, a cheerleader at school. Bernie is pleased by this development, but when Jordan and Erica separate, he makes an effort to mend things.

20. Spinning Wheels
Apr 7, 2006 · 22m

Wanda’s sister came to call, proposing a roller-disco party for her birthday celebration.

21. Growing Pains
Apr 14, 2006 · 22m

Bernie insists Vanessa demonstrate her ability to handle her finances responsibly.

22. Bernie's Angels
Apr 14, 2006 · 22m

Bernie’s life hangs precariously in the balance, the result of a reckless disregard displayed by the children.