Synopsis

The gift was a disappointing one: a Nintendo Entertainment System game of *Home Alone 2*. He resolved to review it, but quickly found the enemy selection and level designs remarkably poor. His primary grievance centered on impassable platforms and enemies impervious to stunning. Unable to endure the game any longer, he launched into a tirade about the detested nature of poorly crafted games, his disdain for the holiday itself echoing the spirit of a certain miserly ghost from Dickens. As he shoo