At Matty's urging, Ted found himself attending school with John, and the moment the arrangement was made, Ted resolved to be expelled.

Ted and John’s scheme for retribution against the school bully unexpectedly casts them into a position of guardianship. Matty consents to undergo a colonoscopy, but only if a specific condition is met.

Driven by a peculiar desire, Ted and John went to considerable trouble to ensure John could witness his first adult film. Meanwhile, a lackluster evening shared by Matty and Susan sparked in Susan a profound unease, prompting her to serious…

Ted’s Halloween plans with John dissolve when Blaire insists he serve as her driver for the evening. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to lift John’s spirits by arranging for him to make a new acquaintance.

Blaire persuaded Matty and Susan to allow Ted to guide their marriage counseling. Following the session, Ted, along with John and Blaire, urged Susan to reconsider a career she had once put aside.

Matty’s unusual Christmas desire unfolds, irrevocably altering the established order of the Bennett family. A visit to church sparks a quiet contemplation in John and Ted, prompting questions about the mysterious beginnings of Ted himself.

With the academic year drawing to a close, Ted begins to devise a plan. It centers on assisting John in losing his virginity, a circumstance precipitated by John's recent discovery that he is the only one of their classmates who remains ine…