At the bus stop, the boys appear lost in memories of events from six seasons past. Kyle relives the moment he kicked his younger brother Ike, while Cartman recounts a peculiar dream, which his friends interpret as a visitation. What strange…

Jimmy and Timmy gathered a collection of companions with similar inclinations, christening their nascent association the "Crips."

Their behavior in art class resulted in a detention for the boys. Cartman, fueled by resentment, determined that the art teacher’s house deserved a retaliatory display of toilet paper.

Following the school's walkout protesting the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison assigns the class a report on the Founding Fathers. Cartman, however, resolves to find a method of traveling back in time to experience history firsthand.

For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman selects a topic concerning Latinos in the arts, enlisting the aid of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Subsequently, at the mall, the puppet insists upon producing a music video, thereby launching its…

The boys engaged in a game of "junior detectives," tasked with locating a missing doll. Following a spirited rescue, they were escorted to Park County Police Headquarters. There, the Chief bestowed upon them the title of official junior det…

The proprietors of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have resolved to purchase the town of South Park, envisioning a direct route for traffic from Denver to their establishment. The citizens of South Park are granted a single night to amass …

The arrival of "Queer Eye Guys" has swept through South Park, leaving virtually no man untouched. Everyone is succumbing to the trend, with the exception of Kyle and his father. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman orchestrate a transformation for Kyle…

The future of Moop hangs in the balance. Cartman, driven by a sudden conviction, insists the band must shift to Christian Rock. When Stan, Kyle, and Kenny reject his proposal, he departs. Before his departure, Cartman places a wager with Ky…

Following a concerning increase in accidents and fatalities involving older drivers, the State of Colorado has suspended the driving privileges of all senior citizens. The American Association of Retired Persons swiftly mobilized to advocat…

For his birthday, Kyle planned a trip to Casa Bonita, a place he intended to share with a select few. He narrowed down the guest list to just three friends: Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, predictably, was displeased to be excluded and h…

Gary Harrison, a new arrival in fourth grade, was a Mormon from Utah. A simmering resentment quickly took hold among the other children; they determined he needed a lesson, and instinctively turned to Stan to administer it. Following a stra…

The auditorium presentation, detailing the perils of tobacco use – and, paradoxically, the dangers of abstaining – had a profound effect on the boys. Soon after, they found themselves lighting up in the secluded space behind the school, and…

Seeking solace after his separation from Wendy, Stan brings Stan to Raisins, a lesser establishment akin to Hooters, hoping the change of scenery will ease his mind. Unbeknownst to him, a visit to Raisins proves transformative for Butters, …

With Ike now claimed by his parents from Canada, the boys resolve to seek an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman’s primary worry is that they won’t spend the entirety of Christmas in Canada.