Synopsis

A peculiar transformation had gripped Cartman; he was certain puberty had begun, a disconcerting development marked by unusual rectal bleeding. Dr. Mephisto, in a misguided attempt at remedy, prescribed hormones to Stan, who promptly consumed the entire bottle. Soon, facial hair sprouted, breasts developed, and his voice shifted with unsettling regularity. A crowd gathered before Jesus' dwelling, anticipating a miracle of some kind. The event, however, took an unexpected turn, culminating in a s