Synopsis

Last week, desperate to hasten his anticipation for the Wii, Cartman attempted to freeze himself. By a strange turn of events, he awoke five hundred years hence, in a future fractured by conflict. The landscape was populated with warring factions, and, of all things, agitated sea otters. But the most devastating revelation of all: the Nintendo Wii was conspicuously absent. Will Cartman escape this bewildering future? Or is he destined to forever be denied the console he craves?