Synopsis

The dying whale, Abalon, arrives at Sealab and requests Doctor Quinn to end his life. As Quinn contemplates the moral weight of such a request, Stormy recognizes Abalon as the celebrated star of a program titled "I Gotta Have That Dick," and begins to inundate him with fan fiction. Meanwhile, while Quinn examines Abalon's whale cancer, Marco inadvertently consumes some of the tumor and, inspired, develops his own concoction called F-YEAH!