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Rules of Engagement — Season 5
#Episode nameAir dateRuntimeRating
01
21mSurro-gateJeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.Sep 20, 20107.3Sep 20, 201021m7.302
21mThe BankJeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.Sep 27, 20108.0Sep 27, 201021m8.003
21mRug-Of-WarJeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good times they had on that rug.Oct 4, 20107.5Oct 4, 201021m7.504
21mHandy ManAudrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.Oct 11, 20105.2Oct 11, 201021m5.205
21mPlay BallWhen Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things down.Oct 18, 20107.5Oct 18, 201021m7.506
21mBakedAudrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.Oct 25, 20108.0Oct 25, 201021m8.007
21mMannequin Head BallWhen Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.Nov 1, 20104.5Nov 1, 201021m4.508
21mLes-broJeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.Nov 8, 20104.3Nov 8, 201021m4.309
21mThe Big PictureWhen Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.Nov 15, 20107.5Nov 15, 201021m7.510
21mFun RunJeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fundraisers anymore.Nov 22, 20106.7Nov 22, 201021m6.711
21mRefusing to BudgetTimmy teaches Russell how to budget after all utilities are suddenly turned off. Audrey tells someone all about publishing and shows off her office.Dec 6, 20107.5Dec 6, 201021m7.512
21mLittle Bummer BoyWhen Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's Holiday party.Dec 13, 20107.5Dec 13, 201021m7.513
21mThe Home StretchWhen Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.Jan 3, 20118.0Jan 3, 201121m8.014
21mUh Oh It's MagicRussell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.Jan 17, 20117.5Jan 17, 201121m7.515
21mSinging and DancingTimmy wants to join a sinning group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbor.Feb 7, 20117.0Feb 7, 201121m7.016
21mJeff's DayJeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.Feb 24, 20118.0Feb 24, 201121m8.017
21mZygoteJeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.Mar 3, 20117.5Mar 3, 201121m7.518
21mAnniversary ChickenAfter Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.Mar 10, 20117.5Mar 10, 201121m7.519
21mThe Set UpRussell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbor Liz.Mar 31, 20117.5Mar 31, 201121m7.520
21mBeating The SystemJeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer's wedding planner.Apr 7, 20117.5Apr 7, 201121m7.521
21mThe Jeff PhotoWhen an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.Apr 28, 20117.5Apr 28, 201121m7.522
21mDouble DownJeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a party Ford Timmy who recently became a citizen, now the question is will the party have the desired effect for Russell?May 5, 20117.5May 5, 201121m7.523
21mThe Power CoupleRussell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does.May 12, 20117.7May 12, 201121m7.724
21mThe Last of the Red Hat LoversRussell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.May 19, 20117.5May 19, 201121m7.5
