Synopsis

Conan the Barbarian articulates his understanding of life's true values through a memorable song. A group of enthusiasts discovers that retribution exacts a heavy toll. President Jenna Bush exchanges one global challenge – an oil crisis – for another, involving corn. The cast of *Saved by the Bell* encounters Jigsaw from the *Saw* franchise, an experience that profoundly alters Screech's perspective. Meanwhile, the Borg locate the *Enterprise*'s concealed position: the Star Trek Experience in La