Synopsis

A novel video game is rapidly gaining popularity: "Codename: The Abortionator." The interactive narrative offers a chilling experience reminiscent of *The Ring*, unsettling prospective partners. A man flees from an Oriental masseuse seeking a sensual encounter. Keanu Reeves, Christopher Walken, and William Shatner are promoting a peculiar brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang finds themselves face-to-face with Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.