Synopsis

On a Zanzibar beach, Tucker finds himself unexpectedly bound to a sacred quest, one that bears a striking resemblance to *The Lord of the Rings*. The Alien, after outlining the lands they will traverse, informs Tucker—the warrior—that he, along with Caboose—the wizard, Andy—the archer, and the Alien—the healer—will comprise the expedition's core. Though the undertaking is undeniably perilous, Tucker cautions Church that he'd best hope for his survival, lest he be burdened with the care of any fu