Rob grows increasingly frustrated with Jamie, his assistant, whose ineptitude pushes him to contemplate dismissal. However, a surprising turn of events leads him to consider a different candidate altogether – his stalker. Meanwhile, Rob’s w…

Patricia desired Rob to undergo a vasectomy and arranged a consultation for him. Rob then met with his former colleague from Saturday Night Live, Norm MacDonald, to learn more about the procedure. Observing that Jamie was under the influenc…

Rob declined the lucrative offer for a prostate enhancement commercial, opting instead for a cash agreement to endorse a bubble tea destined for the markets of China and Taiwan. The tea, however, proved to be more potent than anticipated, p…

Following a minor collision where he inadvertently struck a pedestrian, and subsequently receiving lenient treatment from the police, Rob finds himself increasingly afforded preferential consideration due to his celebrity status. This privi…

"You're in remarkably poor condition," Patricia remarked to Rob, "not even the gay men would show an interest." Determined to improve, he sought out Jamie's advice on his attractiveness to men. Afterward, he began working out with Udo at th…

Patricia arranged for Rob to declutter his belongings, a task that yielded an alleged autographed Beatles album, a vintage issue of Playboy, and various pieces of sports memorabilia. She also insisted he seek out a Mexican spiritualist to c…

The transformation of his sitcom idea into something involving post-apocalyptic zombies and vampires left Rob questioning the very nature of his entrepreneurial pursuits. He found himself wondering what truly original venture he might under…

Following his departure from the television pilot, Rob learned a devastating truth: his mother and brother had dissipated his inheritance. He was left penniless, unable to maintain his health food store or even secure the final payment for …