A wave of eighties enthusiasm is building. Del Boy is ascending into a vibrant world of red braces and ambitious young professionals. Clutching his Filofax and briefcase, he’s poised to conquer the city – or at least Peckham. Meanwhile, Rod…

Forging a signature on the delivery slip allows Del to acquire fifty dolls without cost. The only complication is that the dolls, christened 'Lusty Linda' and 'Erotic Estelle,' are hardly the items he envisioned; they appear more suited to …

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity presented itself to Del: the chance to purchase two hundred and fifty eighteen-carat gold chains from retired jeweler Arnie – an offer he couldn't refuse. With considerable haste, a multi-million-pound busin…

Rodney’s won a Mediterranean holiday for three, a prize awarded by Del as part of the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only condition is that he must maintain the pretense of being fourteen for the duration of the week. He figures it wil…

While agonizing stomach cramps and a steady intake of bland salts might prompt others to seek medical attention, not our Del. No, his affliction is something far more insidious: a debilitating case of Positive Mental Attitude – a malady par…

Rodney was undeniably on an upward trajectory. He held a degree in Computer Science, had accepted a position at Cassandra’s father's firm, and was soon to be married. Del had even pledged to cover his portion of the flat deposit. However, D…