$#*! My Dad Says — Season 1

The loss of his writing position at a men's magazine left Henry with little choice but to seek refuge with his father, Ed. A man known for his bluntness and forthright opinions, Ed would become Henry’s unexpected housemate.

Ed staunchly opposed any attempt to bring the internet into his home, a stance that spurred a quiet rebellion. Meanwhile, Bonnie required a medical assessment, and Vince persuaded her to permit a retired physician to conduct the examination…

A simmering anger rose within Henry as Ed stubbornly deflected responsibility for the dismissal of a Department of Motor Vehicles employee. He found Ed's refusal to acknowledge any part in the situation deeply infuriating.

Ed subtly maneuvers to shield Henry from the sting of rejection during their double date. Elsewhere, Vince and Bonnie collaborate on an advertising campaign for their real estate venture.

Ed sought to impart a lesson to Henry regarding the proper conduct of borrowing his garments; meanwhile, Vince harbored regret for having pressed Bonnie to disclose specifics of a previous romance.

Ed felt a flush of discomfort at the published article penned by Henry, a sentiment compounded by the public nature of it all. Meanwhile, Bonnie and Vince found themselves drawn into the orbit of a couple widely considered to be the social …

Vince seethed at Ed's affection for his dog, while elsewhere, Henry sought a more promising connection. He arranged a date with Vince and Bonnie’s boss, hoping to secure a real estate listing.

Wally, Ed’s close friend from their time in the Navy, arrives for a visit, and their easy camaraderie rekindles as if no time has passed the forty years separating them. However, Wally’s prejudiced behavior toward Ed’s housekeeper, Tim, pro…

Following a consultation with a life coach, Bonnie and Vince embarked on a daring shift in their professional lives. Meanwhile, Ed found a renewed sense of romantic aspiration after a candid encounter with the motivational speaker.

A protracted disagreement between Ed and his neighbor, Mr. Campbell, found Henry attempting to broker a peace. Ed maintained that despite their mutual dislike, the status quo was acceptable and intervention unnecessary. Henry, however, was …

Following their move into Ed’s house, Bonnie attempts to foster a sense of unity by establishing a new tradition: the Goodson Family Dinner. Initially, the family members find each other grating, leading to separate meals. However, by the e…

Henry, off from work for the day, hoped for a peaceful afternoon with his father. Ed, however, was consumed by the desire to retrieve a Steve Garvey baseball he'd ordered from Authentic Carl’s sports memorabilia shop. Unable to persuade him…

Upon discovering that the minister who officiated their marriage lacked proper authorization, Vince and Bonnie resolved to celebrate their union anew at Ed’s residence. Vince encountered difficulty procuring a suitable tuxedo; the one he…

Ed found himself in a dispute with Rosemary Pernworth, the homeowners' association vice president, who threatened to have his cornfield cleared due to its excessive height. Unwilling to concede, Ed resolved to run for president himself, det…

Newly elected to the Homeowners' Association, Ed finds his attention increasingly drawn to his neighbor, Rosemary Pernworth, to the neglect of any official duties. Rosemary, however, is not swayed by Ed’s straightforward, somewhat brusque m…

A shadow of jealousy fell over Ed when he discovered Rosemary was involved with another man—a wealthy, self-assured fellow named Don. Following a conversation with Henry, Ed resolved to ask Rosemary for an exclusive relationship. However, u…

The tender beginnings of Ed and Rosemary’s relationship encounter a sharp obstacle when she insists he relinquish his gun. Persuaded by Henry, Vince, and Bonnie to honor her request, Ed finds his home violated in a robbery, leaving him vuln…

A chance encounter online leads Henry to a captivating woman, though their connection takes an unsettling turn when she displays an unnerving familiarity with Ed. Suspecting a deeper, perhaps familial, link, Ed resolves to uncover the truth…

