Synopsis

**(Scene: A brightly lit gymnasium. A basketball team of Goofys – characters resembling classic cartoon goofballs – stand awkwardly on the court. Beside them, a figure strikingly like Howard Cosell, but with Mickey Mouse ears, stands with a microphone.)** **Mickey-Cosell:** Alright, folks! Let's talk about how to *really* play the game. It’s not just about sinking buckets; it’s about how you conduct yourself while doing it. Now, there’s a world of difference between good sportsmanship and… we