Synopsis

The air hung thick with anticipation, heavy with the scent of iron and something vaguely…meaty. Arthur adjusted his spectacles, peering at the contraption before him. Two bulging sacks of minced meat sat beside a temperamental-looking welder, affectionately known as Mad Nobby. His two closest companions, Barnaby and Cecil, exchanged nervous glances. This was it. The culmination of weeks of planning, fuelled by a potent cocktail of affection and desperation. Arthur’s plan, hatched in the cruci