Synopsis

The sudden appearance of a portal to the Smurf village necessitated Optimus Prime’s swift return of the diminutive blue inhabitants. An online video, initially a fleeting phenomenon, gained genuine, widespread traction. The internet buzzed with discussions of Mad News, Christopher Coolumbus, Angry Bird Management, Singing Knight-grams, imagined theme park rides, *Project Runway*, *Spy vs. Spy*, Magic Gel and Pet Shells, and the enduring challenge: The Floor is Lava.