
M*A*S*H — Season 3

General Steele arrived at the MASH 4077, announcing his intention to relocate the camp five miles further down the road. Following this announcement, Hawkeye and Henry found themselves accused of mutiny, while Hawkeye faced an additional ch…

With plans underway for Hawkeye and Trapper’s departure to Tokyo, an unexpected proposition arose: a prisoner exchange between the Chinese and the 4077th. Following considerable deliberation, Henry conceded to sending Hawkeye, Trapper, Fran…

With Henry absent in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan hold temporary command, and Hawkeye has been designated officer of the day. A disagreement arises when he declines to hand over an injured Korean soldier—a man sought by US Intelligence—resulti…

The formidable General “Iron Guts” Kelly arrived for a routine inspection, only to succumb to an unexpected illness and pass away within Margaret’s tent. Hawkeye and Trapper assisted the General's aide in discreetly removing the body from c…

The operating room overflowed with casualties, far beyond what the medical team could manage. Hawkeye performed a cardiac massage that pulled a soldier back from the brink, yet the man succumbed to his injuries four hours later. Amidst the …

With the arrival of spring, Klinger received news from home: his sweetheart in Toledo wished to marry him. Henry orchestrated a ceremony, conducted by Father Mulcahy via shortwave radio. Radar found himself captivated by a nurse, while a de…

The trapper developed an ulcer and received his travel orders—a bittersweet prospect. However, his departure celebration was abruptly curtailed; a recently issued Army directive mandated his continued service, effectively derailing any fare…

Letters arriving from home stir anxieties in Henry, suggesting Lorraine might be involved with others. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy conducts a Jewish circumcision ritual for the Korean-born child of an American soldier.

With Henry’s assignment to Tokyo, Major Burns assumed command of the 4077th. His first act was to institute a strict ban on all alcoholic beverages, an edict that swiftly ignited unrest throughout the camp, particularly among Hawkeye and Tr…

As the possibility of an airborne assault loomed, the nurses were evacuated. With them gone, Hawkeye and Trapper attempted to lift the mood. Hawkeye remarked, “The suspense is dwindling. Just wait until Frank slices into that cake – you’ll …

Weary of an unrelenting diet of liver and fish—eleven days straight—Hawkeye, driven close to the edge, instigated a disturbance in the mess tent. He and Trapper then placed an order for spare ribs and sauce from a Chicago establishment know…

Hawkeye began recording a letter for his father, recounting a series of peculiar events. There was the story of a Turkish soldier, clearly unhinged, who’d surprisingly complimented him as a "damn good Joe." Then came the regrettable disappe…

A stray dog bit Radar, prompting a frantic search across the camp; they hoped to locate the animal and avoid a lengthy and agonizing course of rabies shots for him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye openly disregarded Frank’s orders when tending to a sold…

A Greek Colonel expressed his gratitude to the 4077th with an Easter feast of food and drink. However, the celebratory meal was disrupted when gentle Radar intervened, rescuing the centerpiece – a lamb roasting on a spit. Through a clever r…

The camp was ablaze, overwhelmed with the injured. A terrifying instance of friendly fire saw their own artillery raining down upon them. Inside the Supply Tent, Trapper and Margaret found themselves unexpectedly confined. Driven by a surge…

Life at camp unfolded in moments both awkward and comforting: Henry stumbled through a rather strained discussion on matters of intimacy, punctuated by Hawkeye and Trapper’s playful interruptions; a screening of a Shirley Temple film offere…

Dr. Borelli arrived at the 4077th to showcase his innovative method for artery transplantation. However, proximity to the front lines and the pressures of the unit proved detrimental; Borelli’s longstanding struggle with alcohol resurfaced …

Hawkeye now faces charges of striking Frank, and has been confined to quarters awaiting a formal military trial. Simultaneously, Margaret finds herself increasingly anxious in anticipation of an inspection by a particularly fastidious colon…

Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger made their way to a forward aid station. Amidst the relentless barrage of enemy fire and the grim realities of makeshift medical care, they worked side-by-side, and returned to camp with a fresh appreciation f…

Hawkeye and Trapper intervened to stop a young soldier from marrying a woman with tuberculosis, all while working to reunite a Korean man with his expectant wife. As always, Radar was on hand, offering his indispensable assistance.

A flurry of activity swept through the camp in anticipation of General MacArthur’s arrival. As his jeep made its way through the grounds, Klinger appeared, elaborately costumed as the Statue of Liberty. The General, visibly struck by the sp…

Frank acquired two strands of pearls – one intended for Margaret, and another for his wife. Following some discussion, Radar managed to secure three thousand dollars in back pay for Hawkeye, who promptly donated it to Mulcahy for the benefi…

Colonel Flagg arrived at camp, a whirlwind determined to procure some penicillin with which to trade for intelligence. Fate, however, intervened; Flagg succumbed to appendicitis. As a result, the only penicillin he received was administered…

A wave of relief and joy swept through the camp when news arrived that Henry was finally being released and sent home. Celebrating this fortunate turn of events, Hawkeye and Trapper resolved to see him on his way with a memorable farewell—a…

