Synopsis

Hawkeye penned another letter to his father, brimming with the usual camp news. A new surgeon had arrived, it seemed, though his qualifications proved rather dubious. Hawkeye wagered that he could stroll into the mess tent completely unclad at lunchtime and go entirely unnoticed. Radar, meanwhile, had taken a shortcut on his high school diploma exam. Dr. Frank’s persistent advances were once again rebuffed by Margaret, resulting in a late-night bout of heavy drinking. And to top it all off, the