Synopsis

To secure supplies for the local orphans, Hawkeye devised a scheme involving a fictitious doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle. Henry insisted Tuttle be designated officer of the day, prompting Hawkeye to fabricate a complete personnel file; all of Tuttle’s accrued back pay was then directed to the orphanage. When General Clayton expressed a desire to recognize Tuttle's supposed generosity, Hawkeye found himself compelled to concoct a tale about the captain leaping from a helicopter without a para