Dave declared that henceforth, the word "wherever" would replace "whatever." During a segment titled "While We Were Out," the male staff members marked a subtle alteration to the stage's design by occupying Dave’s chair in the nude. Meanwhi…

Dave notes that Tony Mendez is featured in this week’s "Talk of the Town" column in *The New Yorker*. Subsequently, Jude Brennan appears for the final time as the sharp-tongued "Mrs. Letterman."

Mayor Giuliani cut into Dave’s speech, and Sarah Jessica Parker offered promotion for “Sex & the City.”

The initial broadcast following the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center featured Dave welcoming CBS news anchor Dan Rather and Regis Philbin to the studio.

Dave invited national hero Rudy Giuliani back to the program, marking their first conversation since the events at the World Trade Center.

In "What's the Deal With Old Guys and Enormous Glasses," Dave sports a pair of spectacles from the 1970s, while John Cusack advertises *Serendipity*.

Paul crafted a song about individuals bearing a striking resemblance to Burt Reynolds, while Owen Wilson championed the film *Zoolander*.

Alan offers advice on navigating the world of romance; Joshua Jackson promotes the forthcoming premiere of "Dawson's Creek’s" new season; and Emo Philips returns to Dave's show for a stand-up performance, his first in over a decade since 19…

Unexpectedly, Dave offered praise for the New York State Police, but Paul felt a prickle of suspicion. Dave insisted he hadn't been stopped again. Elsewhere, Bruce Willis appeared to be playing drums with his head, while seven-year-old chil…

The year 2002 brought a curious selection of novelties to the office. Dave unveiled a Jack Daniel's water cooler, alongside a color printer with the unusual ability to produce flapjacks. Throughout the evening, a series of individuals appea…

Kenneth Lay, the disgraced former CEO of Enron, was observed among the musicians, and later, he could be seen intently studying the song sheets.

From Salt Lake City, Stephanie reports back, sharing a photograph with Dave of her watching the opening ceremonies on television. Dave finds himself captivated by Janet Jackson’s attire, unable to take his eyes from it. As the broadcast con…

Celebrating Paul's recent nomination, the group joins a Grammy-inspired installment of "Stump the Band." During the segment known as "Stupid Human Tricks," a fourteen-year-old girl performs "Feliz Navidad" using only her nose. Later, Cher …

Dave noted that Paul had been remarkably occupied. He’d performed at this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, and also at the widely publicized wedding of Liza Minnelli and David Gest. Dave continued to subtly boast about his Afton…

Dave requested Paul play some Gene Pitney. On the "Late Show," a psychic test drive featured Rupert driving Deborah Lynn around the city in a 2001 Chevy Malibu, while Dave conversed with the boy genius, Kit Armstrong.

Dave and Paul considered the vernal equinox, and the persistent folklore surrounding the possibility of balancing an egg on its end at that precise moment. Dave remarked that "Will It Float" was gaining considerable popularity, and then acc…

Alan detailed the attire of those attending last night's Oscars – a sea of tuxedos for the men – while Adam Arkin offered promotion for the sitcom *Baby Bob*, a program that had largely disappointed critics.

Dave presents a fabricated preview of the forthcoming "Baby Jacques," a spin-off of the original series, distinguished only by its cast's affected French accents. A familiar custom persists as a customer at Hello Deli embarks on an Easter m…

Eric Burdon of The Animals joins the discussion. During the "Odd Catalogs" segment, Dave presents an advertisement for a "Government-seized and repossessed hairpiece blowout." The Hi-Ho girls bring a birthday cake to Tony. Doris Kearns Good…

Footage of Biff’s disruptive antics in New York City, amplified by a bullhorn, is shown. The New York National Guard then presents a countdown of his most notable offenses. Following this, Sevendust, featuring Paul, delivers a performance o…

The arrival of Tony’s undeniable charm proved too much for George Clarke, sending him to seek solace in a bucket of fried chicken at KFC. Meanwhile, Dave displayed a regrettable tattoo – the ABC logo emblazoned on his calf. The revelation t…

The renowned acid jazz musician Herbie Hancock takes a seat at the keyboards. Dave instructs Steph and Monty to order French fries. Meanwhile, Marv Albert presents yet another compilation of comical mishaps.

In the most recent iteration of the Celebrity X-Ray Challenge, Dave managed to convince Rupert to perform a lip-sync rendition of a song from *Oklahoma!*

A fleeting likeness between Alan and Fred MacMurray catches Dave's eye, prompting the announcer and a woman reminiscent of Barbara Stanwyck to stage a recreation of a scene from *Double Indemnity*. Later, Patti Smith performs "Dancing Baref…

Biff shares glimpses from his recent journey to Yankees Spring Training in Florida, all while a brimming suitcase faces the curious test of buoyancy: "Will It Float?"

Lee substitutes for Biff on duty, and as a customary reward, he is given a Samsonite® suitcase. During Mailbag, two individuals, Larkin and McIntee, playfully dismantle Paul's office in protest of overdue cookie payments. A presentation of …

As he prepares to leave *The Early Show*, Dave shares a montage of movers loading boxes, overlaid with a clip of Bryant Gumbel mid-sentence. Gina Crews, a contestant from "Survivor: Marquesas," then showcases her impressive ability to spit …

Dave perched a pair of truly dreadful spectacles on his nose, relics unearthed from the depths of his own home. A woman hailing from Portland, Oregon, cruised in Al Norwood's 2001 Honda S2000. Dave attempted to coax Attorney General John As…

Dave, still unsettled by his earlier hesitation to perform, was dismayed to see Attorney General John Ashcroft crooning "When the Eagles Soar" on *TRL*. Meanwhile, Alan once again offered a spirited impersonation of Fred MacMurray, and Sher…

A new assignment from Miss Markey’s kindergarten class landed on Dave’s desk: another comedy project. Simultaneously, the music of The Strokes drifted from a nearby speaker, the opening chords of "Take It or Leave It" filling the room.

On his birthday, Dave received a surprising message from Osama Bin Laden. The CBS Mailbag segment was cut short by the announcement that the Hi-Ho girls were ready to present Daddy’s cake. Following this, ten Air Force pilots presented thei…

"I took a tumble over the weekend," Dave said, "and gave myself a good knock. It’s strange, isn't it? This drought in New York City. It feels like it's been going on forever."

Dave notes that Saddam Hussein’s novel *Zabibah and the King* has been adapted into a musical, and then presents a fabricated promotional clip for its imminent premiere in Baghdad. Seven-year-old billiards prodigy Landon Shuffett astounds D…

Dave notes Paul’s appearance on tonight’s episode of *Ed*, and a moment later, Paul dons the prosthetic mustache he wore for the part. Alan and the woman resembling Barbara Stanwyck then enact another scene from *Double Indemnity*. Bonnie R…

Rain has forced a postponement of the latest "Incredible Dog Challenge." Dave, as is his custom, sported his distinctive red spectacles. And Cee-Lo performed his song, "Closet Freak."

Dave and Paul discussed wrestling as preparation for an upcoming interview with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. During the CBS Mailbag segment, "Mayor Bloomberg" (Gerard) offered Dave some marijuana, while Alan Kalter promoted the video "Osama …

Dave presents several clips featuring Ted Danson displaying expressions of fear and shock from his latest miniseries, *Living With the Dead*. He notes that *The Late Show* was recognized as the seventh-greatest television program ever made.…

The annual Incredible Dog Challenge took place on 53rd Street, where, throughout the evening, three dogs navigated a course of obstacles and tunnels.

The ambitious "Incredible Cat Challenge" faltered when George Clarke’s feline companion proved unwilling to navigate the obstacle course. Meanwhile, Kirsten Dunst was lending her voice to a Spider-Man promotion. Following performances by An…

In the quiet town of Denver, Indiana, the lens of "Biff Henderson's America" falls upon local happenings. Dave offers his observations on whispers circulating about Bill Clinton potentially hosting a daytime talk show. Meanwhile, Tobey Magu…

The letters arrived with a curious twist. One began as a simple note about the odd experience of hearing one's name on television, yet somehow spiraled into a demand to witness a brutal assault on a man named Alan. The same unsettling patte…

Footage from a surveillance camera reveals Spider-Man in the act of stealing a vehicle. In a more commonplace scene, Dave and Mary Tyler Moore are depicted playing catch. Elsewhere, Norah Jones delivers a performance of her song, "Don't Kno…

Dave continued to lament his recent dental procedure, offering (clearly fabricated) footage of Peter Jennings anchoring *World News Tonight* while dressed as Spider-Man. Richard Gere made his first appearance on the program since 1983.

Dave and Paul dissect the wedding announcements in the New York Times. A colleague, clad in a Spider-Man costume, manages to flag down a taxi. Will Ferrell recounts to Dave his experience running the New York City marathon.

The renowned skateboarder Tony Hawk offered a demonstration of his skills on 53rd Street.

While Biff is away, Steph and Monty manage the live pushpin updates over the phone. During the Mailbag segment, Paul reveals an unexpected talent for cartwheels before vanishing as quickly as he appeared. A new Mother's Day tradition begins…

David spoke with Robert "The General" DeCanio, the most recently eliminated contestant from *Survivor*, as Liza Minnelli graced the stage with her rendition of "Some People" from *Gypsy*.

A group of nine individuals costumed as Spider-Man, alongside figures portraying Dracula, Superman, and a cowboy, squeezed into a Subway restaurant. Tony Orlando chided Dave for an interruption before launching into a rendition of "Knock Th…

Tony Mendez departed with a member of the audience (as detailed previously), while Dave and musician/sports enthusiast Ted Nugent prepared rabbit for cooking.

Dave presents clips from the rehearsal, featuring Kenny McGowan’s mishap with the “Will It Float” tank. Biff travels to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Indy 500 time trials. Meanwhile, a performer scheduled for tonight’s “Stupid Hum…

The correspondence this week offers a varied glimpse into the lives of our contributors: Martha Stewart takes over the pushpin board from Biff, Harold Larkin embarks on a journey by thumbing a ride, and Tony finds himself the subject of con…

The current issue of *Entertainment Weekly* features Steph and Monty. To navigate an uncomfortable social encounter, Dave reaches out to New York Highway Superintendent Drew Outhouse. The Kalter Twins offer a rendition of "I've Got You Babe…

Dave presented actual footage of a woman being interviewed on the news, clad in a "Late Show" t-shirt. Diane Sawyer shared details of her recent weight loss with an air of satisfaction. Dave also spoke with Jesse Martin, an Australian teen…

Trumpeter Terence Blanchard is present; in recognition of David Blaine's recent feat of standing atop an eighty-foot platform for days, George Clarke endeavors to maintain a similar posture on a folding chair throughout the performance. Dav…

Alan engaged strangers on the street, eager to gauge their opinions of the latest Star Wars prequel, but his enthusiastic questioning quickly escalated into a disruptive display. Meanwhile, Anton Fig and Ivan Neville offered a performance o…

Dave made the announcement that Paul would be known as Pablo throughout the coming summer, a change effective instantly. He assured the audience that tonight's performance would be "smooth and suave." Later, during the Mailbag segment, a qu…

As she shares photographs from her Indianapolis 500 journey, Dave playfully refers to Steph and Monty as "Dutch." The snake handler makes another appearance on "Is This Anything?" while Tom Dreesen recounts anecdotes of Hollywood acquaintan…

Dave charged Rupert with blatant product placement during the broadcast of "May We See Your Photos, Please." Meanwhile, Alan addressed the Queen of England in a manner decidedly lacking in decorum. Celine Dion, mid-performance of "I'm Aliv…

Dave and Paul pondered a peculiar gesture Celine Dion executed during her televised concert the previous week. Afterward, Chris Rock discussed Don King and Bucky Dent.

A woman in the audience patiently corrected Dave’s pronunciation of her hometown’s name. “You’re saying Morristown,” she explained, a slight smile playing on her lips. “It’s Morristown.” Later, Dave spoke with Abi Thomas, a runner who had b…

The office hummed with its usual peculiar energy. Kiva, known affectionately as the “Grinder Girl,” stood beside Biff as he methodically pinned points to a large map. From the reception area, Art Garfunkel’s chosen hold music drifted throug…

Dave offered his assessment of the Nets' playoff journey. Alan then presented another scene from *Double Indemnity*, this time featuring an actor embodying the spirit of Edward G. Robinson. Following this, David Bowie performed "Slow Burn."

Sarah Michelle Gellar is currently lending her voice to the latest Scooby-Doo adventure, while John McEnroe regales Dave with an amusing anecdote from his time on the Australian Open courts. The story recounts a memorable incident that led …

Dave and Paul discussed their recent cholesterol readings. Meanwhile, Freddie Prinze, Jr. appeared to promote a new iteration of the Scooby-Doo franchise. On the radio, Alicia Keys performed her song, "How Come You Don't Call Me?"

From the vast expanse of the Grand Canyon, Biff performs his routine with pushpins, and Dave cajoles him into shouting "Hey, Mommy!" purely for the sake of hearing an echo. Meanwhile, Paul delivers a surprisingly accurate impersonation of J…

Dave revisits a collection of cherished video clips – the infamous "wild dingo" footage, the baby owl consuming a mouse, a bewildered-looking George W. Bush, and others. Tom Cruise displays his braces. In a segment titled "Don't Try This At…

From the rooftop of the Studio 54, George Clarke takes aim, sending golf balls arcing towards the Ed Sullivan Theater, with the ambitious goal of shattering windows on the WPI building across the way. Having achieved his first break, he is …

The students of Piedmont High School, known for their vocal prowess, offer another display of their talents. This time, Moby performs "We Are Made of Stars."

The United States national soccer team offers a guide, "Top Ten Ways to Get Americans Excited About Soccer." Dave recounts the story of acquiring his first automobile from Harrison Ford. Meanwhile, the band Trail of Dead delivers their perf…

In a curious juxtaposition of events, Biff and Bruce Willis were seen affixing push pins in Hawaii during the broadcast of CBS's *Mailbag*. Meanwhile, Dave achieved recognition of a different sort, gracing the cover of *Martha Stewart Livin…

Will Smith is currently promoting "Men in Black 2" as the United States Men's World Cup soccer team stages an exhibition on the theater's rooftop.

Dave offered several insightful observations regarding the National Hollerin' Champions of North Carolina, who subsequently demonstrated their prize-winning hollers. Meanwhile, Adam Sandler inserted a mention of the film *Mr. Deeds*.

Dave reads aloud from disparate wedding announcements published in The New York Times, framing the selection within a recurring segment titled "Will It Last?"

The crowd erupts in cheers as they triumph in "Stump the Band." A moment later, Dave presents a particularly grating advertisement for the approaching G-8 Summit.

The "Late Show CBS Mailbag Biff Henderson Map Across America Summer Tour" will make its next stop at the Statue of Liberty. Following the tour, Ben Kweller will perform "Wasted and Ready."

Biff emerged in his van, the amplified voice of a bullhorn disrupting the peace of passersby. Afterward, Steph, accompanied by Monty, posed a question to Tom Hanks, the actor famed for his role in "Road to Perdition": "During the production…

Zeke, the dog infamously known as the "Rabid Dingo" for his attack on Dave in June of 2000, reappears on the program "Stupid Pet Tricks." Following this, rubyhorse performs "Sparkle."

Dave recounts an encounter with a snake within his home. Alan Kalter, in a segment titled "What's New for Summer," playfully teases a CPR dummy. Pat and Kenny delve into a transcript of Oprah Winfrey's conversation with Jennifer Lopez. And …

Dave engages the audience in a round of "Know Your Current Events." Afterward, Paul Newman discusses auto racing as part of his promotion for "Road to Perdition."

Biff's summer tour makes a stop at Niagara Falls. Elsewhere, on CBS Mailbag, George Clarke discusses his arrangements for the Fourth of July; and Alan Kalter boasts of his command of the French language.

Dave confessed to an unusually buoyant disposition during his appearance on "Late Show Newsmakers." The Dave Matthews Band achieved a notable milestone, becoming only the second act to perform on the rooftop of the Ed Sullivan Theater.

Steph, Monty, and Dave return for another game of "Psychic Sandwich." Afterward, Dave’s antics cause considerable disruption during a cooking segment with renowned New York restaurant owner, Mario Batali.

Sarah Jessica Parker spoke about her impending arrival, while Alan seemed teetering on the edge of reason. Meanwhile, Dave presented the audience with a challenging "Beach Quiz."

An annual tradition, the "Late Show Holiday Quarterback Challenge" takes place in the heart of July. During the event, Dave tests the audience's knowledge with a round of "Know Your Current Events," while Robert Plant lends his voice to "Da…

Biff’s current itinerary leads him to Washington, DC, where Dave engages in conversation with “Martha Stewart” (Gerard) during CBS Mailbag, assisted by a lawyer fashioned from pine cones. Meanwhile, Ted Koppel displays his sharp wit before …

From a taxi, George Clarke launches a kite skyward. Haley Joel Osment is currently promoting his film, "The Country Bears." And Dashboard Confessional delivers a performance of "Saints and Sailors."

Rupert played a round of golf. Calvert DeForest celebrated his eighty-first birthday. And Kristen Johnston promoted her role in Shakespeare’s *Twelfth Night*, held in Central Park.

Dave held a conversation with a person dedicated to the care of bears; Dana Carvey offered promotion for his film, "Master of Disguise"; and the "Charts and Graphs" segment disclosed that the composition of Ding Dongs was evenly divided bet…

In the segment known as "Know Your Current Events," Dave's attention often drifts to attractive women. Afterward, Weezer performs "Keep Fishin'."

On "CBS Mailbag," Paul frequently embellishes the attractions of his Ontario hometown, presenting them with a flourish. Following this, Bill Cosby recounts his experience with the Congressional Medal of Honor.

The heat of midsummer has settled in, a condition perhaps best exemplified by Biff’s current occupation: perched upon a block of ice. Subsequently, Julia Stiles discusses her hair.

Dave and Rupert are participating in "The Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge." Their subject for this evening is James Caan.

Dave’s program features articles culled from forgotten newspapers, presented in a segment he calls “Small Town News.” Following this, the music shifts abruptly as Little Richard launches into “Good Golly, Miss Molly.”

Mike Myers is currently promoting his film, "Austin Powers in Goldmember," while Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band are performing "The Rising."

Biff's summer tour progresses with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band's rendition of "Lonesome Day."

Dave hosted Matthew Perry, best known for his role in "Friends," who was in town to promote a new film. Later in the evening, the Australian rock band The Vines delivered a performance that captivated both the audience and Dave himself.

Tonight's performance features an emerging talent, a fresh face who emerged victorious from the Teen Choice Awards. Following the musical act, Robin Williams will promote his film, "One Hour Photo."

A chronological account of President Bush's holiday is presented, alongside an advertisement featuring Al Pacino for the film "Simone."

Beneath the iconic Hollywood sign in Los Angeles, Biff meticulously plants pins on a map. Elsewhere, Alan and his twin brother Rick find themselves on the television show "American Idol." News of a potential talk show hosted by Bill Clinton…

Jimmy Fallon, a familiar face from "Saturday Night Live," is currently lending his star power to the promotion of the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards, an event he will be hosting.

Dave made the announcement that Paul would be inducted into the National Black Sports and Entertainment Hall of Fame the following evening. Afterward, Chris Elliott and Dave shared memories.

Dave persuaded Steph and Monty to ask John Travolta the question: "How might we connect with the remaining Sweathogs?"

Aerosmith's Joe Perry joined the band for a session. Osama extended congratulations to Dave on his ninth year with CBS. Jake Gyllenhaal was promoting his film, "Moonlight Mile."

As Biff Henderson concludes his American tour during the "CBS Mailbag" segment—the final stop being Mount Rushmore—Dave engages in conversation with "Dr. Steven Hatfill" (played by Gerard). Subsequently, Dave extends a welcome to Martin Sho…