Dave recounts the best moments from the company's yearly Labor Day barbecue on 53rd Street, where Terry Bradshaw and stagehand Corky Ramirez both launch into song with no discernible reason.

Warren found himself engrossed in a televised tennis match. Meanwhile, Dave was persistently teasing John Hall, the host of a popular teen talk show. And Beck delivered a performance of "Devil's Haircut."

Tonight, audiences will have the uncommon chance to view the new audience orientation tape, featuring Leonard Tepper. Following this, Fiona Apple will perform her song, "Criminal."

As Warren concluded his stand-in performance for Paul, he was presented with a badge proclaiming him "Deputy of Comedy." Later that evening, Sugar Ray took the stage to perform "Fly."

Paul returned from the set of "Blues Brothers 2000" with a freshly shaved head. Elsewhere, Dave, Biff, Regis, Al Roker, and Bob Barker were causing a stir in Central Park, engaging in what could generously be described as playful harassment…

Dave uses the payphone on the isolated island as a setup for a practical joke, hoping to catch an unsuspecting tourist in a comedic moment. When no one answers, he ventures into the street and solicits a man from Vermont to join him in a mu…

The novelty of Paul's newly shaven head proved too captivating for Dave to resist; he brought it up right away at the start of the program.

Paul composed a song for a truck driver who had participated in "Know Your Current Events," while Dave engaged in conversation with WNBA MVP Cynthia Cooper.

Dave spoke with Gerard, the actor known to CBS audiences as "Steve Urkel," as Star Jones promoted "The View."

In "Dave Talks to Kids," Dave finds himself captivated by the earnest philosophies of second graders, while George Clooney lends his star power to the promotion of "The Peacemaker."

Biff presented a housewarming gift to the newly opened Hooters, and in return, they sent him buffalo wings. Later that day, an NBC nurse attended to Nicole Kidman’s cold.

Dave chats with Chef Michael Lomonaco, a last-minute visitor, about aerosol cheese. Lomonaco remarks, "It’s actually quite convenient when you're driving; you get a little squirt right when you need it."

Richard Simmons makes a spirited appearance on "Know Your Current Events"; Drew Carey introduces "Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office"; and seven-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki lends his star power to promote his latest sitcom, "Meego."

Echoing a cherished tradition, the audience for *The Late Show* has returned to being comprised entirely of first-year students from NYU. Throughout the program, Candice Bergen introduces a special Top Ten list with a collegiate theme.

Dave presents a selection of his preferred remotes, sketches, and comedic moments from the initial four years of "The Late Show."

Bob Borden finally has the opportunity to meet Jaleel "Urkel" White, as Paul works on a musical piece about pastries shaped like famous people.

Dave granted local resident Tom Worzall a brief moment in the spotlight, a mere ten seconds, before turning his attention to a conversation with Wonderbra model Sarah O'Hare.

Cameron Diaz appeared to promote the film "A Life Less Ordinary," with the renowned contortionist Veniamin offering a demonstration of his remarkable abilities.

Dave offered his assessment of the Yankees' prospects in the playoffs before engaging in conversation with Matt Lauer, the network's new co-host on "Today."

Dave presents (supposedly) NASA footage of the Mir space station; the Dutch Mariachi band sings "Happy Birthday" to Biff.

Dave and Paul attended the "International Hair Forum," where Dan Aykroyd promoted his film "Soul Man" and played the harmonica.

Joe G. takes on the title role in the new crime drama, "Joey Ventura," with excerpts from the series appearing intermittently throughout the evening. Meanwhile, Dave chastises Paul for accidentally jostling a cameraman. And Bryant Gumbel le…

Dave observes the shifting colors of the leaves and the slow hardening of paint, while a fellow attendee receives and lights his inaugural cigar.

The night wore on with Leonard tirelessly promoting his latest venture, "Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video." Later, Jim Belushi took to the airwaves to advertise "Total Security."

Physician Bill DeLace offers insights on seasonal allergies; Mark Wahlberg is currently promoting "Boogie Nights."

In 1997, stagehand and accomplished actor Kenny Sheehan appeared in segments from popular television programs including "The Today Show," "Guiding Light," "Cosby," "The People's Court," and "Spin City."

Following a montage of past rabbit-related mishaps, *The Late Show* presents, "How Many Men Can Fit Inside a Bunny Costume at the Times Square Disney Store?" The answer, it turns out, is three. Subsequently, Stevie Starr demonstrates the pe…

Paul announced the champions of this year's National League, the Atlanta Braves, only to be corrected by Dave, who informed him that the Florida Marlins were the actual victors. A duet then followed, performed by Carly Simon and Jimmy Webb.

Dave offers a look at the turbulent creation of a project, titled "The Story Behind the Story: The Rolling Stones," exploring the intensely dramatic and emotionally taxing process of crafting a documentary akin to the "Behind the Music" ser…

On WCBS-TV, a comedic sketch unfolds, centered around a pancake remarkably resembling Paul. Following this, Robert Pastorelli appears to discuss his latest dramatic endeavor, titled "Cracker."

Dave presents fabricated footage depicting businessmen leaping from windows on Wall Street. We examine "What Dave Did with the Extra Hour from Standard Time," and Mariah Carey performs "Butterfly."

The market’s rebound today follows a sharp decline yesterday, and Dave presents footage of deceased stockbrokers rising through windows. Later in the program, Penn and Teller unveil a novel illusion.

Biff is engrossed in "Let's Scare the Crap Out of Rupert Jee," as Dave conducts an interview with Bobby Bonilla, a member of the World Series-winning Florida Marlins.

Lee Marek lends Dave a hand with a group of six young scientists.

To celebrate the release of the film "Boogie Nights," Dave shares fabricated clips of Paul and Nadine Hennelly appearing in 1970s pornography. Simultaneously, Tony earns Dave’s admiration with a meticulously crafted clown costume.

Dave presents an image of Tara Callahan, a production associate who completed the New York Marathon. John Travolta promotes his film, *Face-Off*. Martin Short makes a brief appearance, lasting precisely thirty seconds.

In 1997, our quest for a political figure led us to Joe G.'s, where we encountered the unwitting Lee Holt. Later that evening, Holt unexpectedly found himself the focus of a quickly assembled attack advertisement.

The ensemble cast of Dave, Paul, Alan, Calvert, and Anton—collectively known as "Buddy"—headline "Late Show: The Movie." Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani makes a rather unsuccessful attempt at disguise as a member of the audience in the newest inst…

Dave displayed a fabricated advertisement for a PBS documentary concerning the band KISS. Subsequently, a woman in the audience, inadvertently struck by a blue card Dave had tossed, was observed wearing a cervical collar.

Casey Kasem presents the "Late Show Chair of Mystery." Additionally, BB King and Tracy Chapman share a deeply moving duet.

Renowned mentalist Pat Farmer performs a demonstration on Kenny Sheehan; meanwhile, singer-restaurateur Naomi Judd prepares a cherished family recipe for Dave.

Dave found himself in an awkward moment during a phone call with someone in the audience, a call that didn't go well. He then shifted the conversation, offering a commentary on the recent legal difficulties surrounding Marv Albert.

The Late Show’s most memorable six minutes occurred when the Top Ten card vanished. Dave, finding it absent, impulsively fled the theater, only to be struck by a taxi. He then collided with Al Roker and, in a desperate move, sought refuge i…

From Edwards Air Force Base, Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton compete for the distinction of "World's Fastest Movie Star." Meanwhile, Bill Murray promotes "The Man Who Knew Too Little."

In the segment known as Mailbag, Gerard delivers a Broadway-esque musical number contemplating the potential for job loss. Meanwhile, Heather Graham promotes the film ""Boogie Nights.""

Dave promoted his newly released CD, "Live on Letterman," before spending the afternoon offering his services as a leaf raker to neighbors.

The familiar ritual returns: a "Quarterback Challenge" featuring Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Kordell Stewart and Dave, both engaged in the pursuit of accurate throws aimed at the water tower that stands sentinel across from the Ed Sulli…

Dave, it seemed, dialed the Butterball Turkey Handling Hotline as, nearby, two postal workers – Leonard and Gerard – delivered a message sanctioned by the U.S. Post Office concerning workplace safety.

Tony Mendez cut in on Dave, noting that a cue card seemed to be absent. The card, it transpired, had been with Tony Randall the entire time.

Dave presents a deceptive advertisement for a Clinton-themed phone sex service, as Kirstie Alley promotes "Veronica's Closet."

Paul departs the program to pursue his own conversational series, featuring comedian Bill Irwin, while the ensemble of "Stomp" delivers a performance.

Dave enlisted Carlos Andrede, a taxi driver, to serve as master of ceremonies for a quickly assembled "Carlos Andrede Thanksgiving Day Parade." The event featured performances by Miss New York 1998 and the Rutgers University Marching Band.

The Memphis high school marching band erupted into the audience, a vibrant surge following their performance of "Know Your Current Events."

The familiar ritual is about to begin: another call to Dave’s mother for a game of "Guess the Pies." Tonight’s offerings include a coconut butterscotch pecan pie, a cherry pie, and, intriguingly, a sculpted effigy of Dave crafted entirely f…

In the segment known as Mailbag, Dave handles groceries. Additionally, in a humorous take on the network's frequent specials concerning high prices, Dave and Paul expose a secret of the magician's trade.

Grover Washington, Jr. joins the discussion as Dave demonstrates a Sing and Snore Ernie he acquired recently. The toy’s head unfortunately detaches, accompanied by a rush of blood. Later, Dave engages in a quarterback competition with Heis…

The exterior camera captures Buddy, the canine companion of Bill Clinton, attempting entry into a Hooters restaurant. In addition, Nathan Lane performs a short musical piece dedicated to Hanukkah.

In the segment known as Mailbag, Dave and Paul announce the arrival of septuplets. Meanwhile, young actor Alex D. Linz promotes his film, "Home Alone 3."

Dave and Tony journey to Giants Stadium, where Tony hopes to secure a place as a kicker, aided by Giants coach Jim Fassel, alongside fellow kickers Brad Daluiso and Danny Kanell. A man identifying himself as the new president of Iran promot…

Adorning the branches of the Late Show's Christmas tree were an artificial Statue of Liberty, a colossal meatball, and a stack of bagels. During the broadcast, a member of the audience, a preacher, unexpectedly drizzled sauce upon the meatb…

Paul found himself increasingly irritated by Dave's mimicry. He’d adopt a gravelly tone, attempting a John Wayne cadence while speaking in broken French: "Bonjour, mon ami."

Dave presents a fabricated video depicting himself as a child star from the 1950s, while Biff is presented with a Foster's Lager ® by a member of the Australian audience.

At Dave's urging, "James Bond" (Tom Manino) makes an appearance from the audience. Later in the program, Pierce Bronson and a look-alike engage in a face-to-face encounter. Additionally, Paul sports his Christmas gift from Dave: a wig remin…

A wave of water washes over the stage, a tribute to the week's most successful film, *Titanic*. Following this, Rupert introduces "Rudolph, the Littlest Reindeer."

The Late Show’s “Holiday Tradition Night” featured a familiar pairing: Darlene Love and Bette Midler delivering their rendition of “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home.” Paul Shaffer followed with his characteristic take on Cher’s “O Holy Nigh…

In a segment called "The Biff Henderson Celebrity Telephone Interview," the program probes a man asserting his identity as Dick Clark. Subsequently, during Dave's interview with Anne Heche, Ellen DeGeneres appears on stage with what is pres…

David Sanborn is present as Ms. Markey’s kindergarten students in Bowie, Maryland complete essays entitled "If I Could Have One Wish." Meanwhile, Bridget Fonda is currently promoting the film "Jackie Brown."

Dave shared his intentions for the upcoming New Year.

As he has done each year for a time, Dave recounts another of his outlandish New Year’s Eve tales. It is only after Leon Pendarvis gently steers him back to reality that Dave admits he and Biff celebrated by having their faces photocopied a…

Leon remains, a familiar face to those who frequent Joe G's. He gained a certain notoriety as an extra in the low-budget film "Titanic: Death Boat '98," and the exterior cameras now capture plumes of radioactive steam escaping from the Chry…

Following his recent departure from "Weekend Update," comedian Norm MacDonald offered a sharp critique to Dave, while the daring dance troupe Streb presented their latest performance.

Marc Anthony, alongside the ensemble of a Broadway production, delivers a musical number from Paul Simon's latest theatrical work, "The Capeman."

Chris Schmitt of Ottawa, Kansas inquires about the perpetual frown etched on Biff's face. The source of this expression is revealed when Biff appears on stage with a lobster impaled on his rear. Later, Dave elucidates the secret to comedic …

Fleetwood himself joins the band, and later lends his drumming to the performance of his former colleagues, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham.

Fleetwood returns to the drums, this time accompanied by pianist Allen Toussaint. The evening’s "May We See Your Photos, Please?" proved a disheartening affair; a single patron appeared, bearing only a roll of film.

Graffiti proclaiming "Dave Sucks" marred the facade of the World Trade Center, as inside, the enigmatic Masked Magician – revealed to be Pat Farmer – executed a perilous feat for Kenny Sheehan.

As the Spice Girls belt out "Stop," Biff offers warm towels to those watching.

Biff has landed a role in "Mjørk and Minde," a Swedish sitcom that bears a striking resemblance to a familiar American program. Contributing to the eclectic cast is Chuck Leavell, renowned keyboardist for The Allman Brothers Band.

Dave noted three women in the audience who had not been intimate with President Clinton. With Bob Borden reporting on the Super Bowl, Dave suggested that Sparky Mortimer might finally find time for focused study this year. For a single even…

Dave introduces his star intern, Duane – a young man with a physique that hints at a secret life perhaps involving the stage. He then launches into a critique of inferior late-night programs, citing as an example "The Simon Harvey Show" fro…

John Popper joins the band as Dave launches into one of his lengthy, extended observations about Bill Clinton.

Ruth Brown observes as Dave prepares crepes, with the assistance of young culinary talent, Justin Miller.

Paul sang a song in support of Tom Selleck’s upcoming appearance next week, as Dave and Merrill Markoe engaged in a playful display of flirtation.

Mike Campbell has been lending his guitar skills throughout the week while Felicia recovers from the flu. Dave noted yesterday's significance as the sixteenth anniversary of the debut of *Late Night*. Meanwhile, Tom Arnold is currently prom…

Prince Randusi of Senegal was introduced, followed by Mike Campbell, who remained present. A group of ten interns presented their top ten selections. John Goodman then shared a video clip of himself diving into a fountain pool.

Dan Aykroyd is currently promoting *Blues Brothers 2000*, a film featuring the musical talents of Paul Shaffer. Additionally, Duncan Sheik performs "Everyone, Everywhere" in the film's soundtrack.

Dave spoke with Pam Amba and "Honeymoon," the pig who had saved her life.

As the Winter Olympics commence, Dave introduces a whimsical display of miniature ski-jumping dogs. Simultaneously, he connects via satellite with his mother, who is watching from Nagano, Japan, engaging in conversation across the distance.

Against the night's muted canvas, ski-jumping dogs perform their aerial feats. Felicia returns. And from Nagano, Dorothy Letterman delivers her initial report.

Dave continues his itinerant work in New Jersey, this time inquiring about interest in the Winter Olympics. Simultaneously, to promote their latest film, the reunited Blues Brothers Band – featuring Paul, Dan Aykroyd, John Goodman, and a tw…

Jonny "Big Air" Moseley, the gold medalist in Mogul Skiing, gestures toward the substantial portions of white bread offered to the American Olympians.

During a game of "Know Your Current Events," a flight attendant facing imminent job loss remarks to Dave, "Passengers are our worst enemy." Meanwhile, ten members of the U.S. Olympic hockey team offer their perspectives on the Top Ten, and …

Across the globe, beamed in via satellite, Dave’s mother appears at the Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan. There, she introduces a skiing monkey and presents the coveted Top Ten list.

From Nagano, Japan, via satellite: Dorothy is unwell. Meanwhile, Biff and his wife, Carolyn, engage in conversation with athletes from the Winter Olympics. Tony reveals a cue card, purportedly salvaged from an office fire that occurred the …

On a satellite link, Mike Myers conversed with his mother, as Dorothy conducted an interview with Picabo Street.

With guidance from Regis, Paul, Mujibur, and Sirajul, Dave strives to master the skating techniques of Kristi Yamaguchi. Meanwhile, Dave and Jerry Foley observe and interview promising athletes, those considered potential contenders for the…

About midway through the performance, Dave departs abruptly, hailing a taxi that carries him to Mexico and then on to San Francisco. From there, he voyages by boat across the Pacific, making a stop in Japan before unexpectedly sweeping the …

In "Day in New York City with Olympic Judges," the sole female judge awards Dave's performance in bed a 2.8. During the segment on Stupid Pet Tricks, Biff showcases a trick he mastered in Nagano. Throughout the evening, Jonny Moseley ski-ju…

Paul Newman makes an unexpected visit to disrupt Dave’s routine. The program then features behind-the-scenes footage from last week’s segment, “Olympic Hopefuls.” Finally, Dave manages to convince Dorothy, who is feeling homesick, to return…

Dave noted Rob Burnett’s brief appearance in last night’s *Cosby*. The editors of the *Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue* disclosed that the majority of the photoshoot took place at the White House. Dave also spoke with Cammi Granato and Sa…

David "Fathead" Newman lends his saxophone to the proceedings; Bob Borden files a report from the Grammy Awards; and Dave presents a commercial for "Saddam's Beret Bazaar."

Dave, predictably, resorts to trickery in his yearly contest against the reigning World Grocery Bagging Champion. This year's unfortunate victim is Frank Urbancic. He then presents a fabricated video of President Clinton skiing, followed by…

The newest installment of "Kid Scientists" features Lee Marek and his bright young students exploring the principle of heat. The program also includes a performance of "All That Really Matters" by Richie Sambora.

Biff’s most recent interview featured a portly, bald man who insisted he was Leonardo DiCaprio.

Gerard presents "The Making of the Top Ten," a brief documentary that delves deeper into the writers' resentment toward Dave than it does into the comedic sketch it examines. Additionally, Mark Chesnutt performs "Useless."

The correspondence this week details a rift between Dave and his protector, Bill DeLace. Additionally, Dave engages in conversation with Richie Stachowski, a twelve-year-old inventor and entrepreneur known for his creation, the Water Talkie…

Dave sports glasses throughout the performance—a subtle foreshadowing of the evening’s eccentricities. Sean Pelton steps in as substitute for Anton, whom Dave playfully christens "Anton Zippy Stickwork." Wilford Brimley occupies "Paul Shaff…

Initially, the studio appears to be awash in green beer, but the effect is revealed to be the result of a tinted camera lens. "Leonardo DiCaprio" (Gerard) revels in his burgeoning fame, while Dave converses with young actor Jack Johnson.

A fabricated advertisement for British Airways, riddled with disclaimers, is presented by Dave. Backstage, Laurie Diamond milks a cow. Dave finds amusement solely in the latest installment of "Please Stop Calling Me Chief." And during his …

During Spring Training, Biff spent time with the New York Yankees, and as a bonus, every attendee received complimentary tickets for a flight with British Airways.

Paul appeared as "Ramone Conde." Dave then presented Mishi, the world record holder for the title of smallest man. Later, Mishi held a kitten to visually demonstrate his diminutive stature for the camera. Helen Hunt, appearing via satellite…

Paul appeared as if he were Al Roker. Throughout the night, Pat Farmer launched basketballs from a rooftop, aiming for a bathtub on 53rd Street. Dave grumbled about the balls being "fruity." He then spoke with a man who had discovered seven…

Biff filed a report from Yankees spring training, his focus fixed on Paul O'Neill, whom he shadowed with persistent attention. Meanwhile, Steve Miller graced the stage with his performance of "Fly Like an Eagle."

Paul appears as Cubby O'Brien; Heather Graham encounters The Guy on Fire; and Alec Baldwin assists Heather in an unusual April Fool's prank, a scene where they deliver a sign-off and wish everyone goodnight in the manner of Saturday Night L…

From a satellite link in Idaho, Bruce Willis described the relentless filming of his latest project, "Breakfast of Champions." The actor spent the entire night within a television monitor, enduring a series of increasingly improbable stunts…

The monologue is broken by Tom Hanks, prompted by the striking similarity of his and Dave's attire. Throughout the evening, spelling bee champion Edmund Gillette remains a quiet presence beside Rob’s desk, offering spellings as needed. Duri…

Dave supplements his income with appearances in student films, while Bob Borden relentlessly pursues sightings of Leonardo DiCaprio throughout the city.

Clint Black joins the program, and Dave shifts the conversation to the latest buzz surrounding Viagra, before presenting a fabricated advertisement for The Teletubbies.

As night deepened, Bob Borden made repeated attempts to trigger car alarms directly across from the theater. Meanwhile, Dave announced that The Guy on Fire was available for a performance fee of two thousand seven hundred dollars, though he…

A minor disagreement earlier today seemed to have ignited something within Dave. He declared a personal vendetta against director Jerry Foley, a simmering animosity now openly proclaimed. Meanwhile, Mujibur and Sirajul found themselves the …

On a recent episode of CBS's *Mailbag*, a viewer inquired whether Dave intended to broadcast his show from the space shuttle. The response, delivered with characteristic unexpectedness, featured astronaut Buzz Aldrin playfully striking golf…

Dave shared the news of Jerry Foley’s son’s arrival. He began by playing a clip from the previous year, capturing Rob Burnett’s unintentional fright of a young girl dressed as the Easter Bunny. Attempting a different costume, Dave found the…

The Guy Not on Fire has announced his availability for commercial work and endorsements. Later in the program, he appears in a commercial for Sizzler. In a further development, Danny DeVito makes two onstage appearances to object to Dave’s …

The Guy Not on Fire makes his debut in a paid advertisement, this time for Elite Computers. A conversation with Jason Alexander is cut short by yet another trivial news segment presented by Alan Richardson. Then, Steve Earle and the Dukes d…

The program's regular segment, "Know Your Current Events," is preempted by a commercial for the Biore® self-heating mask, presented by The Man Not on Fire. Later, Dave confesses to feeling burdened by guilt over a recent incident where he i…

Amidst the celebrations of "Chicago Night," Jerry Springer's security personnel position themselves on either side of the stage. The individual known as "The Man Not on Fire" appears in an advertisement for Gold Coast Drugs. The Top Ten's h…

Dave convinced a fellow audience member, a man named Gary, to shave his beard. The individual who had briefly appeared to be ablaze, then was not, is now experiencing the flames once more and is promoting Kraus Chiropractic in Iowa. Gary th…

Willie "Blue Moon" Watts takes his place at the pedal guitar. Dave announces a series of technical difficulties that might prevent Johnny Depp from joining them for the thousandth show later in the week. Meanwhile, The Man on Fire offers a …

Recent reports indicate that The Guy on Fire has reached his sell-out status. The signal is his appearance on stage, ablaze, bearing a sign for Highland Metals, Inc.

Chaos erupted in the control room as a monkey seized control, a bizarre disruption to the proceedings. Simultaneously, the Top Ten broadcast was unexpectedly interrupted by The Man on Fire, spokesperson for Antoine's Po' Boys and Deli.

On tonight's episode of "Stupid Human Tricks," Richard Anthony of Ontario playfully gives himself a wedgie. John Rites of Nebraska attempts to consume three McDonald's burgers at once, while Mike Garcia and Craig Love of Milwaukee mimic a h…

Maynard Ferguson has returned to his seat. Paul is overseeing the Kentucky Derby. Dave displays a microphone plaque, a gift from the venue's staff.

The ensemble of the mock musical "Homecoming" delivers a dazzling performance. Additionally, Trisha Yearwood graces the evening with a rendition of "Never Let You Go Again."

Biff experiments with tobacco juice spin art. Dave shares a clip from the previous evening's broadcast, highlighting his amusing mix-up of "Viagra" and "Niagara." Meanwhile, Biff demonstrates the proper technique for spitting tobacco juice …

Dave is currently advertising his summer camp for aspiring talk show hosts, as Green Day delivers their rendition of "King for a Day."

Biff journeys to Texas to learn the ways of a cowboy, and to welcome the Houston audience, Lyle Lovett joins the performance, singing a classic Hank Williams tune while Biff rides his horse onto the stage.

Dave made his way through the audience to a cluster of sailors, and one of them, with a grin, executed a push-up directly on the stage. Dave then presented the audience with a current issue of *The Family Circus*, its humor deliberately fab…

Dave presents yet another fabricated "Family Circus" cartoon, while Paul is seen outside, surrounded by a small throng of young fans, enthusiastically supporting Hanson.

Dave observed the audience in standby was restless, so he provided them with a jigsaw puzzle. By the time the performance concluded, they had completed it: a picture of Al Chez.

Dave voiced his displeasure at the show's delayed start, pushed back a full eight minutes by golf coverage. A growing gloom settled over him, and he retrieved a bottle of tequila, taking a few quick shots at the desk. He also noted the unfo…

Following a recent pattern of showcasing a different city, Dave welcomes over 700 residents of New Orleans, Louisiana. Maintaining this theme, Mayor Mark Morial presents Paul with a key to the city, while native son John Goodman offers the …

The exterior camera captures a view through Dave’s office window, revealing a garish billboard advertising the television show *Friends*. Matthew Perry then appears and proceeds to deface the advertisement.

The exterior camera revisits the Friends advertisement that Matthew Perry famously dismantled the previous night. Dave offers his perspective on why legal action shouldn't be taken against him. Rob Burnett sketches another depiction of Dave…

From the Bulls-Pacers playoff game, Biff files a report. Teen actress Scarlett Johansson is tonight promoting *The Horse Whisperer*. And since Rob Burnett is impeccably dressed, Dave requests he host the final twenty minutes of the program.

The stylist featured on tonight’s episode of "Know Your Current Events" gave Dave a haircut for twenty dollars. Afterward, he presented her with a thousand-dollar tip.

A comedic take on VH-1's "Behind the Music" chronicles Paul Shaffer's fluctuating career, charting his ascents and setbacks. The program incorporates reflections from a diverse array of figures, including Kris Kristofferson, Eddie Vedder, S…

Dave meticulously revised his collection of speeding ticket locations. He noted that the son of Dave Dorsett had been drafted in the Major League Baseball draft today. Biff touted his new culinary program, "Cookin' Naked with Biff." Art Gar…

Throughout the night, a menagerie of creatures persistently lick the camera lens. Among them are a pot-bellied pig, a lemur, a skunk, a miniature horse, and Rick "Shecky" Scheckman, dressed as a cat. Meanwhile, Dave introduces his latest ex…

Sarah Jessica Parker is currently promoting her latest venture, the HBO comedy *Sex and the City*, while "Paul Shaffer's Chair of Mystery" delves into a less flattering portrayal of Julia Roberts, as embodied by Kenny Rogers.

Following two nights of near misses, Late Show intern Jeremy Weiner finally gets a brief spotlight in a segment titled "Dave Hangs with Interns," a fleeting moment of approximately five seconds.

From the Beverly Hills Hotel in sun-drenched Southern California, Walter Matthau is captured live by satellite as he receives a haircut. Meanwhile, Luscious Jackson, Emmylou Harris, and the Indigo Girls unite for a performance intended to p…

The evening's remote broadcast follows delivery personnel as they bring a curious assortment of goods to Dave's "apartment" in Flushing Meadows. Among the items are a tree, a clown, beer, a sofa, a television, and a singing telegram.

Dave attempted to reach Merv Griffin, but instead found himself speaking with his remarkably unhelpful receptionist. He produced a subpoena caddy, asserting that it had been crafted by Martha Stewart for President Clinton. Elsewhere, Bill C…

A Starbucks has opened within the band section, coinciding with actor and comedian Dane Cook's televised stand-up premiere.

Dave finds himself captivated by a selection of newly added words within the pages of the Merriam-Webster Dictionary. He then shares these intriguing discoveries with the audience, offering readings of their definitions from an advance copy…

From the Beverly Hills Hilton, Casey Kasem engages in an arm-wrestling match with the hotel's bellhops. Meanwhile, Dave and Tony embark on a quest to discover the finest steakhouse in New York City. In a separate conversation, Dave speaks w…

The exterior camera captures a lengthy queue of expectant faces, all awaiting the next "Charts and Graphs" segment on June 30th. Meanwhile, Dave has discovered that tonight's Top Ten lacks a title, yet proceeds with its countdown nonetheles…

A murmur of disapproval rippled through the audience as Dave’s reminder that the “Charts & Graphs” segment wouldn't be aired for another fortnight prompted one person to rise and depart in open disgust. Adding to the awkwardness, Tony, flus…

Dave championed the redesigned website for *The Late Show*, while Tony Randall, at seventy-eight, shared news of a new addition to his family – his second child – and boasted about his own curated Top Ten list.

The effervescent soccer commentator Andres Cantor introduces the Top Ten countdown, followed by a performance of "Home" by Sean Lennon.

The Piedmont Bird Callers, a familiar favorite from Johnny Carson's program, will appear on Letterman for the third time. In addition, Dave will speak with Steve Yzerman, captain of the Detroit Red Wings, who have just won the Stanley Cup f…

Al Norwood stirs Dave’s coffee with the boom microphone; Biff makes a clumsy attempt at playing the saxophone; Dave then displays a video clip purportedly showing his brief appearance in the "X-Files" film.

A gesture of blatant disrespect was directed by Tony towards Dave, as in the background, singer and actress Jennifer Lopez promoted her film, *Out of Sight*.

Dave, recalling a recent episode of *Wall Street Week* with its panelists gathered around a coffee table, suggested to Biff that he "host" the guests in the green room.

The correspondence arrived with a familiar weight of urgency. Paul, it seemed, was pursuing a raise with increasingly improbable tactics. Meanwhile, Mujibur and Sirajul embarked on a frantic quest for one of Dave’s coveted blue cards, a pur…

The night wore on, and Pat and Kenny emptied their rooftop of debris. Two five-gallon water jugs tumbled down, followed by a pinball machine, twenty gallons of paint, and a television with a VCR, perpetually cycling through a Jerry Springer…

Following weeks of mounting excitement and fanfare, Dave finally presents his "Charts and Graphs" segment. He asserts the existence of a webcam featuring himself on the CBS website, while child hollering champion Martha Anne Goodwin makes a…

Convinced he's losing half his viewership, Dave displays fabricated footage of the X-Games playing on cable television. The Dixie Hummingbirds, featuring Stevie Wonder and Paul Simon, perform "Loves Me Like a Rock."

For the Fourth of July, Biff offers a dispatch from Colonial Williamsburg; Ben Stiller champions *There's Something About Mary*; and the Spice Girls make their television debut since Geri "Ginger" Halliwell's departure.

In the segment known as Mailbag, several members of the staff share childhood photographs with the audience. Dave introduces a musical comedy troupe called "The Beltway Bunch"—a clear homage to The Capital Steps—only for Tony to usher them …

Dave gestured towards someone in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to Rupert. He then offered an encouraging speech to a little league baseball team, followed by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies' performance of "Here Comes the Snake."

Chuck Jackson, the soulful vocalist, takes the stage. Dave offers the audience a demonstration of a laugh track's effect. The assembled viewers are compelled to endure yet another installment of "Please Stop Calling Me Chief."

A figure clad in a kimono joins the band. In celebration of Antonio Banderas’ latest film, Rob sketches on a notepad, illustrating a likeness of Dave as Zorro. Meanwhile, Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan conduct a taste test.

Tonight’s competition features a curious spectacle: the spouse of one of the participants offers himself for hypnosis at the request of Dr. Neil Cavey. Overwhelmed by the spotlight, he finds himself unable to drift into sleep.

Following the listicle, "Top Ten Cool Ways the Government Could Spend $63 Billion," WCBS reporter David Diaz undertakes an inquiry into the surprisingly little attention given to this enduring comedic piece. His interviews with Gerard, Biff…

On the streets, the usual traffic snarls are amplified by New York's hosting of the Goodwill Games. Dave adjusts his tie during the broadcast. James Caan shaves his mustache.

The latest tally marked Dave's completion of two entries: "Zorro" (Anton), the audience member sporting a rather prominent cold sore, and "Lynette the Late Show Opera Singer." These were now noted as fulfilled.

The asphalt shimmered under a relentless ninety-five-degree sun as Biff wrestled with the age-old question: which would melt faster, a Popsicle or a Fudgesicle? Just around the corner from the theater, Dave directed a stream of water onto u…

In Branson, Missouri, Biff made a visit, as Marilu Henner attempted, with little success, to coax Dave into a routine of physical exercises.

The program opened with Dave revealing number three on the Top Ten List. Later, a notable event unfolded as Mujibur and Sirajul shared a first intimate experience via an internet webcam, followed by a subsequent encounter with Pauly Shore i…

Dave launched into a detailed account of an article he'd encountered in *Martha Stewart Living*: "Late Show Meteorologist" Skip Hopson reported from 53rd Street; Tori Amos performed "Spark."

Dave subtly manipulated the outcome of the softball game pitting the Late Show staff against the cast of Miss Saigon. Anton, seemingly possessed, launched into a series of extended drum solos throughout the evening, channeling an almost fra…

A personal advertisement from the Washington Post, penned with a familiar hand reminiscent of President Clinton, caught Dave’s eye. Alan found himself lost in a daydream of golden waffles. Meanwhile, Paul serenaded Yasmine Bleeth.

Dave spoke with Jennifer Ringley, the Seattle college student widely recognized for her operation of the controversial website JenniCAM.

Dave gestures towards a viewer who bears a striking resemblance to Kenny Rogers. During the segment of "Late Show en español," Tony appears in a suit and an unfortunate wig, delivering a monologue reminiscent of David Letterman’s style. Dav…

Midway through his presentation, as he displayed both authentic and fabricated news articles concerning Clinton and Gore, Dave paused to remark on the discomfort of his trousers. They had become uncomfortably tight.

Paul and Anton Fig engage in a contest titled "Average Television Viewer vs. Late Show Television Viewer."

As part of the yearly "New for Summer" feature, Mujibur and Sirajul are announced as the "Prom King and Queen" of the late show. Following this, Penn and Teller present their latest magic act.

During "Know Your Current Events," Dave harbors a deep skepticism about the audience's understanding. John Popper joins the band for the performance, and Dave engages in conversation with Hunter Scott, a thirteen-year-old with a keen intere…

John Popper remains a fixture with the band, as Doris Roberts continues to champion the television series, "Everybody Loves Raymond."

Biff ventured outdoors, intent on disrupting the peace with a bullhorn. Later that day, Dave encountered David Roth, the renowned coin magician.

The program depicted a disturbing regularity: stockbrokers repeatedly leaped from a window on the fifth floor.

From Cincinnati, "Riverdance" presents a live performance transmitted over the telephone. Following this, Liz Phair will discuss her latest album, "White Chocolate Space Egg."

Paul and a woman known as Mary Beth presented a parody of the popular talk show "Regis & Kathie Lee," with Inky Mendez portraying Gelman. Unexpectedly, Regis emerged from the audience to heckle the performers, ultimately resulting in his re…

Wesley Snipes is lending his star power to the film "Spawn."