Dave subjected his new announcer to an unrelenting barrage of direction, demanding he provide voiceovers throughout the entire broadcast – a task that included the coveted number one spot on the top ten list.

Tom Snyder made it clear that he harbored no resentment toward Dave. Elsewhere, Alan Kalter was steadily settling into his unfamiliar environment.

Charlton Heston portrays Dave's employer, a man of relentless and cruel dominance. Subsequently, Kevin Pollak champions "The Usual Suspects."

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame houses a curious collection of artifacts: beard trimmings from ZZ Top, a guitar crafted from David Crosby's former liver, and Marv Albert’s compilation of rock and roll mishaps. A notable entry also documents H…

Wesley Snipes, in promotion for "Money Train," made a notable appearance, culminating in him disrobing to reveal a dress.

The morning after the Emmy ceremony, Dave launched donuts into the crowd using his newly invented Donut-A-Pult. "It's still hard to accept that we didn't win," he remarked. At the same time, Biff Henderson recited a passage from the Packwoo…

The Donutapult is back in action, and Dave has secured a taxi driver to compile a Top Ten list.

In a promotional appearance for the film "Showgirls," Elizabeth Berkeley offers Dave a lap dance.

A conversation unfolds between Gerard, Rupert, and others, centered on their appreciation for the season of Autumn, as Rush Limbaugh offers a demonstration of a miniature donut-launching device.

On the latest episode of CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper performed her song, "Lactose Intolerant." Following this, the Donutapult made a final appearance.

Throughout the program, victors from lesser-known beauty contests – such as "Miss Peanut" and "Miss South Carolina Tobacco" – gracefully traverse the stage, accompanying the evening's guests.

Dick Assman maintains a strong following in Canada. Newt Gingrich unveils his ranking of the top ten. Thomas Haden Church champions "Ned & Stacey." Dave entertains with a display of juggling peaches.

Rudy Giuliani presented Dave with a key to the city, only to retrieve it shortly thereafter.

A three-pound ham was presented to a member of the audience by Dave, as Courtney Cox, of "Friends" fame, unveiled the "Donutapult 2000."

The speaker’s train of thought is broken by Eddie Jamison, the actor known for his memorable lines in beer advertisements. Suddenly, Doc Severinsen joins the band, and Mary Tyler Moore delivers a sharp rebuke to Dave, suggesting he is exces…

Conductor Dave Sines remains at the podium. The Delaria Sisters, a troupe of performers who defy gravity on a vertical pole, showcase their astonishing feats. Meanwhile, Dave engages in conversation with a young student who recounts a recen…

Dave invited his neighbor, Steve, for coffee. Meanwhile, Ellen Cleghorne was promoting her latest sitcom.

Thirteen taxi drivers from New York City were selected to participate in a mock jury, tasked with considering the outcome of O.J. Simpson’s trial. Instead of the expected proceedings, however, they found themselves serenaded by Mel Torme.

In 1995, Uma Thurman joined Geraldo Rivera as part of a mock jury, the panel composed of taxi drivers who were still deliberating under the guidance of foreman Parminder Singh. Dave observed, "Uma, Parminder; Parminder, Uma."

Dave unveiled the "Donutapult 2000+," a contraption of such considerable size it required placement on 53rd Street. Later in the program, it underwent a transformation, becoming the "Melonapult 2000+."

The current selection of back-to-school novelties includes Oreo cookies filled with Clearasil pads, trading cards featuring Larry King's former wives, and a lunchbox adorned with Kate Moss. Subsequently, Andy Dick is promoting the radio pro…

A sense of relief permeates the voices of the cast and crew, who express their gladness that the O. J. Simpson trial has concluded. Meanwhile, Julianne Moore is currently undertaking promotional work for her film, "Safe."

Pete Fatovich, known as "Creepy Dave," and Gerard offer their perspectives on the O.J. Simpson verdict, while Chazz Palminteri shares his coat with a member of the audience.

Carl, Dave’s younger brother, plays violin, and Dave suspects he’s fueled by caffeine.

On 53rd Street, a curious scene unfolds: Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and the celebrated football player Joe Montana are seen tossing footballs into taxi cabs. After several tries, they manage to hit their mark simultaneously. Dave then makes a r…

On the other side of a live video link, Dave requested a customer at the laundromat next door to retrieve a pair of trousers from the dryer and bring them to the theater. The garment was intended for guest Richard Simmons to wear.

The Metropolitan Opera's Marilyn Horne introduces the Top Ten, followed by a discussion of current affairs with the Reverend Jesse Jackson, who also speaks of his son's candidacy for Congress.

On the latest episode of CBS Mailbag, Dave embarks on a sailing trip with Paul, alongside the hosts of the show and Bob Denver. Subsequently, William Shatner is unexpectedly removed from his seat.

Dave travels to New Jersey on a mission: to secure a date for Bob Borden, the mailroom employee and undisputed star of his world. Separately, Paul is unaccounted for. Leaving the theater, Dave locates him at a party, engaged in conversation…

Dave began to recite the Miranda Rights, only to discover he’d grabbed the wrong index card. He left the studio in search of the correct one and found himself unexpectedly witnessing a scene: actors Jimmy Smits and Dennis Franz, stars of "N…

Throughout the program, the "Jimmy Letterman Singers" repeatedly perform a song titled "Jimmy." Eventually, Dave acknowledges the situation with a frank admission: "It's awful, it's terrible, it's failing; this isn't working."

Sparky Mortimer, the young reporter who has been covering the World Series from both Cleveland and Atlanta throughout the season, secures a brief interview with Braves owner Ted Turner this evening.

On the latest episode of CBS Mailbag, Paul delivers a spirited impersonation of Johnny Carson. Afterward, Dave and Michael Rappaport prepare for a visit to the network's spa.

Dave and Paul enlisted the help of a fellow named Moe, who worked at a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra subsequently crafted a music video featuring him. Afterward, Sparky Mortimer took to the bases at Jacobs Field in Cleveland.

Back in New York City, Dave clapped Sparky affectionately, acknowledging a task completed. On the radio, Casey Kasem announced Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across America Tour. And on stage, Carol Burnett removed her skirt.

On 53rd Street, a pumpkin launcher is showcased, and simultaneously, the "Pants Across America" tour makes a stop in St. Louis.

From the heights of Mount Rushmore, Casey Kasem delivered his travelogue, while rising star Claire Danes offered an introduction to one of her favored musical groups, UB40.

During a segment of CBS's *Mailbag*, Carol Channing playfully teased Dave, her spirited energy filling the studio. Following the broadcast, the tour reached the majestic Grand Canyon.

Tonight, as the "Pants Across America" tour continues, Casey Kasem finds himself in Las Vegas, where he's listening to an Elvis impersonator belt out "Burning Love."

Day two at Television City Studios saw Danny DeVito and Dave engaging in a spirited water fight within the studio pool. Elsewhere, Tony Mendez continued his series of guest appearances on television programs. Tonight’s highlights include sn…

News from Los Angeles reports that Alka Seltzer® tablets have been placed in a swimming pool. Actress Demi Moore presented a segment titled "The Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names." And the band Green Day performed their song, "86."

## My Friends ### Red Hot Chili Peppers The sun bleeds into the horizon, painting the sky in hues of fading fire. A gentle rhythm pulses beneath the surface, a heartbeat mirroring the quiet intimacy of shared moments. This is a song for…

Midway through Dave’s introductory remarks, Biff cut in, requesting water. Almost immediately, German Silva, the winner of the NYC marathon, appeared and offered him a drink. Later, Bill Murray prepared toast, and Silver ran past again to c…

Dave activated the speakerphone, hoping to solicit a pizza delivery. Soon after, thirty people arrived with laden boxes, and slices were distributed among the assembled audience. Meanwhile, the United States was experiencing a governmental …

Elton John recently performed selections from his newest album, "Made In England," presenting and singing two of its tracks for the audience.

A stage manager held cue cards, standing in for Tony who was unwell, as Sean Penn promoted his film, "Dead Man Walking."

The current occupants of the White House have released their unexpected chart-topper, "Toad."

Dave dispatched Bob Borden, a promising young journalist with a penchant for the dramatic, to Washington as a White House correspondent.

Dave engages passersby in conversation regarding the federal budget crisis, occasionally encountering figures who are not entirely unrecognizable – including a man bearing a striking resemblance to Michael J. Fox. Meanwhile, Bob Borden deli…

The holiday season offers a curious assortment of novelties: gingerbread rats, Howard Stern’s memoir *Miss America* narrated by James Earl Jones, and Kreskin's predictions regarding turkey weights. Adding to this eclectic mix is Bob Borden’…

Dave presented a turkey to someone in the audience, then carried another to the balcony using a ladder. Throughout the evening, various celebrities shared expressions of gratitude. Meanwhile, trapeze artists Helen Turkett and Luke Martin ca…

Ali "Al" Yeganeh, known affectionately as the "Soup Nazi," distributes bowls of turkey chili to the assembled crowd.

A hint of impending legal difficulty surrounds Bill Gates, the head of Microsoft and a man of considerable wealth, as he attempts to rectify a malfunction with the quiz machine from *The Late Show*. The device is stubbornly displaying the a…

For Paul’s birthday, Dave gestured him to sit in the guest chair. Shortly after, the outdoor camera captured Dave purchasing a gift for Paul from a woman standing on the sidewalk.

The green room became a battleground as Dave and Creepy Dave clashed. Meanwhile, Dave showcased one of the proposed changes Westinghouse had planned for CBS that evening. He sketched the network's logo onto plain coffee mugs, a small gestur…

Steve Martin arrived a day ahead of schedule, and Dave found himself unable to persuade him to leave the stage.

A segment from Steve Martin’s latest film, *Father of the Bride, Part II*, was projected onto a 16mm film projector, featuring Martin and Dave. This footage forms the basis of "The Making of Steve Martin's Appearance Documentary."

In a nod to cherished recurring sketches like "The Man Under the Seats" and "The Fugitive Guy," Chris Elliott appears in a brief skit titled "Cable Pulling Guy." Meanwhile, Martin Short assists the "baking madwoman" Bev Tanner in the creati…

Following a video showcasing the annual tradition of eggnog consumption, featuring escalatingly large bowls, Dave and a model enter a colossal vessel filled with the creamy drink. Soon after, Biff joins them, followed by the Goo Goo Dolls.

CBS President Les Moonves offered a curious commentary on Secretary of State Clinton’s State of the Union address, choosing to perform a rendition of "Holding Out for a Hero." Meanwhile, young sports reporter Sparky Mortimer made a return a…

Sparky Mortimer delivers another entertaining, if somewhat awkward, report on the Super Bowl; meanwhile, Dave engages in conversation with basketball icon Reggie Miller.

Dave extended an offer to Liz Taylor: a riding mower in exchange for her appearance on the program. Clips from the HBO film *The Late Shift*, which Dave described as "satire," were shown, followed by a performance of "She Talks to Rainbows"…

With a playful nod to the spirit of "The Late Shift," Dave launches baseballs at an archery target.

Dave recounted that between show recordings, a member of the audience, a fellow named Anthony, would sing "My Way" from the balcony. During the taping of this particular episode, however, Dave invited him to perform the song on stage. He al…

Dave offered the information with quiet resignation: this would be the final broadcast of the current iteration, slated for remodeling during the NCAA Tournament. As a farewell gesture, a small crowd gathered at the desk after the show's co…

With the Ed Sullivan Theater undergoing renovation, Dave hosts the program from the lobby, accommodating the audience with just sixty folding chairs. Fire Commissioner Howard Safir manages the arrangements as guests Barbara Walters and Hall…

A week of construction culminated in the unveiling of the show’s new “Bridge” set. Dave casually mentioned its origin: a catalog order. Martha Stewart marked the occasion by driving in the final nail. Afterward, she was observed sanding bac…

Dave had an additional joke for his monologue, and he and Tony decided to take it over to Conan O'Brien at NBC. Separately, George Foreman celebrated the unveiling of Rupert’s new “set” by breaking a piñata at Hello Deli.

Dave made a visit to Yankee Stadium, and in a bold move, managed to abscond with home plate. He also engaged in conversation with “Cliff Sussman” (played by Jay Johnson), the president of the New Set Fan Club, and the band No Doubt performe…

Dana Carvey made a visit to the set, receiving a small memento of the production. Actor Kevin Spacey, known for his work in *The Usual Suspects*, appeared live via satellite to present the Top Ten list. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter stars in the n…

Dave persuaded Oscar-winning actress Anna Paquin to enter a magician’s box under the pretense of a simple trick. Once she was secured inside, he removed her shoes and playfully tickled her feet. Meanwhile, Dave issued a wager to Tom Gates, …

Dave assured them the Quiz Machine would be relegated to the past, and with a flourish, produced the "Flagstar 3000"—a flimsy construction of cardboard.

Two days following the basketball competition, Anna Paquin reappears on the program, offering her winnings to a charitable cause. Meanwhile, Dave temporarily relocates his show to public access television, though Laurie Diamond manages to c…

The Quiz Machine suffered a definitive end, struck by a taxi. Meanwhile, Tony Randall sought refuge beneath Dave’s desk, attempting to evade the authorities.

Dave plays a segment from Marshall Sylver's infomercial, and throughout the night makes repeated attempts to hypnotize the staff. It is while attempting this that Dave inadvertently leaves Biff in a trance. Faced with the unexpected result,…

Having defied oblivion the week prior, the Quiz Machine met its definitive end. In addition, a troupe of ten ballerinas presented the Top Ten.

Dave announces a new competition: the town offering the most valuable gifts will become the next Top Ten Home Office. Two large glass tanks are positioned on stage, one for each of the competing towns. Tonight, Wahoo, Nebraska – the challen…

The Home Office Competition progresses: Wahoo’s tank now holds a pizza, a T-shirt, and a birdhouse. Grand Rapids contributes a garment bag; Dave presents another episode of Alan Kalter’s mini-sitcom, “Weird Guy in an Elevator”; and Luciano …

Dave materialized on the Times Square video screen, making a public plea for gifts. He and Fred Nigro then traveled to New Jersey to assist with tax matters, where Dave orchestrated a citizen to impersonate him during an audit. He also too…

As the Slatstar 2000 made its unveiling, a member of the audience offered assistance, while Brett Butler took to the stage to present the Top Ten rankings.

Mia Farrow confessed to a dependence on the internet. Mid-conversation, Carly Simon made an unexpected appearance, and later, the two women joined the CBS Orchestra, with Farrow playing tambourine and Simon adding cowbell.

Dave initiated a spontaneous auction, as Marshall Sylver continued his hypnotic sessions with members of the Late Show staff.

Day nine of the competition saw Wahoo deploy two young men, Jeff and Josh Price, into their transparent enclosure. Grand Rapids, meanwhile, seemed to fall further behind, resorting to inanimate objects in their efforts. Throughout the night…

To commemorate the recent Sotheby's auction of John F. Kennedy's personal effects, Biff appears on what is purported to be Jackie O.'s riding lawnmower. In a pre-recorded segment, Dave interviews prospective employees for CBS, applying cons…

Dorothy stopped by, eager to promote the cookbook Dave had been championing for the past fortnight, and as a welcome gesture, prepared him his preferred sandwich.

The monologue concludes with a figure in full Olympic running gear sprinting across the stage, followed by a slow, deliberate pacing near the backdrop. Later, comedian Anthony Clark makes an appearance to promote his latest sitcom, *Boston …

The evening’s programming highlights offer a curious selection: a segment on condom testing, a look at the Mexican Navy’s latest battleship, and a video featuring Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson.

The speaker's voice is broken by Pat Farmer, who steps into the frame. Meanwhile, Marv Albert offers his analysis for tonight's CBS Mailbag. In Queens, a pair of men engage in a volatile act, spraying one another with fuel at a local gas st…

The Home Office Contest has concluded, and Wahoo has emerged as the official home office for the Top Ten List, effectively supplanting Grand Rapids from the outset. Additionally, Everclear will be performing "Heartspark Dollarsign."

The week opens for *The Late Show* in San Francisco with an unexpected visit from Mayor Willie Brown. Throughout the hour, he presents Dave with a key to the city, a loaf of sourdough bread, and a curious stick unearthed from his own yard. …

Frisco, Day Two: Dave presented a bouquet to a woman of ninety-five in the audience. Later, he and football legend Joe Montana toured the city, their visit culminating in a somewhat amicable encounter at Alcatraz. Dave also made inquiries r…

Frisco, Day Three: Sheila E. and Pete Escovido are present. Dave displays the San Francisco 49ers shower curtain he keeps in the dressing room. He instructs Rupert to solicitative attention from passersby. Dave then invites a disheveled ge…

San Francisco offered a curious tableau that day: three audience members departed with complimentary hams and commemorative cue cards. Guitarist Joe Satriani made a guest appearance, while Dave, with characteristic irreverence, issued a ste…

San Francisco, Day Five: The mock-Alcatraz looming in the background seems poised for escape. Dave spends time with a local hippie, inadvertently introducing the world – and a brief period of notoriety – to a man named Manny Papp. Later, Da…

Dave engages the audience with anecdotes from his week in San Francisco, a segment interrupted by Gene Siskel's unexpected appearance, searching for Roger Ebert. After a fruitless hunt, Siskel abandons his quest and reintroduces his film re…

Manny, known for his bohemian spirit, delivers his inaugural live remote broadcast from San Francisco. Dave has invited him to offer occasional critiques of the latest films. Tonight’s review focuses on *Twister*, a film Manny found persona…

Junior Brown joins the gathering, and Dave attempts to don a hat of remarkably singular design. A man costumed as Ronald McDonald presents Dave with a Top Ten list, only to be discovered later deceased in the street.

In the segment known as Mailbag, Tony fills in for Dave, who himself is covering for Alan. Tony introduces the second letter with the phrase, "letter number two," launching into a discussion about lawn care. Comedian Harry Hill follows with…

Without provocation, Dave instructed Tony to hail a taxi. Manny, a man of the counterculture, presented his list of the Top Ten. Meanwhile, a dentist examined a peculiar whistling sound emanating from Dave’s mouth each time he spoke.

Two members of the audience stepped outside to check the temperature. Due to their knowledge of weather patterns, they were instructed to position themselves beside the large thermometer.

A novel contest has begun: "May We Turn Your Pants into Shorts?" Dave initiates the challenge, first to sever his trousers. He is soon followed by Paul, Biff, John Goodman, and Norm MacDonald, the latter already attired in shorts.

Dave shared a highlight from last night’s performance: Biff’s dramatic quadruple take at the sight of Dave’s trousers being cut at the knee, the moment Dave’s contact lens failed and he was forced to wear his glasses for the remainder of th…

A coffee stain mars Dave's jacket, prompting him to toss it onto the balcony. An unexpected visitor disrupts the proceedings, and Leslie Nielsen lends his star power to *Spy Hard*.

From the joke storeroom tucked away in the basement of the Ed Sullivan Theater, Conan O'Brien and Dave find a steady supply of material centered on the observation that Bob Dole was aging. Furthermore, Dave extends an invitation to several…

From his San Francisco satellite studio, Manny the Hippie offers a review of the film "Spy Hard": "It's schwiggity schwag!" Meanwhile, the week dedicated to "She Loves Me" commences with Martin Short delivering the song, sustaining the fina…

From the Roy Rogers restaurant across the street, Dave welcomes patrons into the theater for tick checks, and Dr. Sam Merrick confirms them to be free of the pests. Tonight marks the second performance of "She Loves Me," starring Nathan Lan…

As Diana Ross delivered her rendition of "He Loves Me," a variation on the familiar tune "She Loves Me," she held the final note and then, with a seamless transition, purchased a soda at Hello Deli. Following that, she indulged in a massage…

Dave delivered a cruel jest at Roger Ebert’s expense, and moments later the film critic retorted with a harsh epithet. That same evening, four singers offered a spirited, if somewhat vulgar, tribute to the word "ass." On the fourth day of t…

The closing performance of Rosie O'Donnell’s “She Loves Me” run unfolds with her final note, a soaring held tone, followed by a rush through the theater. She pauses at Hello Deli for a soda, then accepts a handbill advertising a complimenta…

Biff strives for flight; actor Andrew Shue, a devoted fan of the sport, presents scenes of him, Elizabeth Shue, and John Shue engaged in an impromptu game of his beloved pastime.

The videotape, described as profoundly unsettling, features Dave presenting segments of Bill Clinton performing "Mustang Sally" and Boris Yeltsin dancing.

Dave idly experiments with a hot glue gun as Liv Tyler, a rising star and daughter of Bebe Buell and Steven Tyler, promotes her film *Stealing Beauty*.

Kenny Wayne Shepherd takes his place as the guest. Dave notes that a correspondent from tonight’s "CBS Mailbag" is present in the studio audience. During the segment, “Ronald McDonald” (Leonard) directs a string of verbal insults at Dave.

Dave said goodbye to a colleague of many years; Kelsey Grammer championed the film "Down Periscope"; and Manny offered a review of "The Cable Guy," simply labeling it "dank."

Dave’s world is confined to the speaker of a Taco Bell drive-thru window in New Jersey. Afterward, he finds himself conversing with Lucille Treganowan, a woman of sixty-six years, known for her skill with hot rods and the affectionally earn…

A figure bearing the Olympic torch appears, momentarily disrupting the speaker's train of thought. Later, Dave recounts a fabricated Father's Day anecdote involving a gift of an ashtray from his son, "Jimmy." Paul expresses skepticism, prom…

Biff draws a volunteer from the audience and orchestrates a moment where they are drenched by a taxi splashing through a puddle. Meanwhile, CBS executive Les Moonves previews the network's upcoming fall programming before performing Harry C…

Following a CBS Mailbag correspondence that noted a resemblance between Inky Mendez and Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese was observed mimicking Anton Fig.

Dave displays a tick firmly lodged within his jacket, followed by further video footage of him at Taco Bell.

A hush fell as Jerry Van Dyke entered the stage atop a mule; Luke Perry sculpted Dave’s sideburns with practiced hand; and The Fugees filled the air with the infectious rhythm of "Fu-Gee-La."

Manny, a man of the counterculture, offers his assessment of "Striptease," labeling it "Schwag." Meanwhile, Creepy Dave makes an unexpected visit, seeking out Michael Keaton for a discussion on the possibility of human cloning.

Dave returns to the airwaves with a new show on July 3rd, his first since his morning program in 1980. In the segment titled "Rejected FDA Products," he presents "Sherwin-Williams Fettucine in Paint." Later in the broadcast, Jeff Goldblum p…

On the rooftop, Mujibur and Sirajul waited for the fireworks, a spectacle unfolding under the midday sun. During the intermission, Calvert, as "Neil Diamond," ignited the crowd with a passionate performance of "America." Later, two audience…

Dave found himself unexpectedly sharing the stage with a member of the audience, and later, she joined the band. Then, Elaine Stritch arrived with a theatrical entrance, delivering a sharp rebuke to Dave. Meanwhile, Randy Quaid was busy pro…

Dave mentioned that Paul was serving as co-musical director for the Olympic closing ceremonies. He was frequently interrupted by Biff as he spoke. Later, Dave engaged in conversation with Joanne Ussery, a woman who resided in a meticulously…

Manny, a man of the counterculture, recounts his journey to Roswell, New Mexico, as the Charlie Watts Quintet, with Bernard Fowler lending his voice, delivers "In a Sentimental Mood."

Dave shared a somewhat awkward video clip of Meg Ryan from her early career, specifically featuring scenes from "As The World Turns" with a youthful Paul Shaffer and Will Lee.

Dave embarks on a quest to locate the owner of a vehicle displaying the license plate "SO HAPPY." He then shifts the focus to a Wheel of Fortune contestant who falters in responding to a puzzle, misstating the answer as "Paul Shatner."

Dave persists in savoring the perceived distinction of the Late Show as the Summer Olympics' official talk show, despite Anton’s unsuccessful attempts at sports commentary. Meanwhile, Laurence Fishburne is currently promoting his film, *Fle…

The atmosphere hummed with a peculiar blend of country twang and otherworldly discontent. Marty Stuart, a figure steeped in country legend, was present as Gerard, an alien of decidedly sour disposition, offered pointed critiques of the film…

Dave expends considerable time on the program addressing the show’s modest recognition this Emmy season—a mere four nominations. The "CBS Mailbag" segment features Dave delivering his tenth thousand iteration of the "Bob Dole is old" joke. …

Leonard Tepper, known affectionately as "The Ronald McDonald Guy," joins Rupert for another of his signature hidden-microphone segments with Dave. Following this, Jackie Joyner-Kersee discusses her latest fitness book and her forthcoming ap…

Dave greets the Gold Medal-winning U.S. Olympic girls' gymnastics team, noting Kerri Strug’s absence due to injury. During a segment showcasing "New Products," Pat Farmer demonstrates a t-shirt constructed from Venetian blinds.

Dave revealed that *The Late Show* featured its own iteration of "The Real World," showcasing Paul, Anton, and Pat Farmer as they lamented their individual struggles.

On the program "CBS Mailbag," Secret Service agents unexpectedly break into a Macarena dance; Dennis Miller plugs his upcoming HBO talk show; and the Butthole Surfers deliver a performance of "Pepper."

Dave beckoned three young women from the crowd, playfully taking their gum and directing them towards a fountain nearby to enjoy themselves. As they departed, the Sex Pistols launched into their rendition of "Pretty Vacant."

Dave spoke with Yankees pitcher Dwight "Doc" Gooden, fresh from throwing a no-hitter the previous evening.

A smile touched Dave's lips as he presented a ham to a member of the audience, the recipient having accurately named his weight – one hundred fifty-eight pounds.