Travis Pastrana, Andy Kidler, and Baby Gramps.

Dave idly examines the latest offering from Apple Computers, the "I-Stinguisher." A man clad in pajamas and a bathrobe inquires of Dave about the location of coffee. Writer Jeff Bredenberg promotes his book, "Five Little Fixes." And The Roo…

Celebrating the program’s thirteenth year, an intern inadvertently made their way onto the stage to request an autograph from Dave on a personal greeting card. Meanwhile, live from Tracy, California, Ron Patrick navigated the streets in a s…

In The Hamptons, Tony finds himself lamenting the congested roadways. Meanwhile, Kyra Phillips, the CNN anchor recently made the subject of public embarrassment, presents her Top Ten list. A spectacle unfolds as five thousand tennis balls c…

Johnny Dark took Dave's inseam, much to Dave's annoyance. As he once again promoted "Ventriloquist Week," Dave engaged in a spirited argument with his dummy. To signal the close of summer, four stagehands orchestrated the explosive demise o…

The week of ventriloquism begins today with Willie Tyler and Lester, alongside appearances by Dr. Phil and Sekou Bunch, a former contestant from "Survivor."

Ventriloquist Week, Day Two: Jay Johnson delivered evolutionary humor while his companion, a primate, crooned "Send in the Clowns" in what seemed to be its original form. A safe plummeted from the eighth floor, landing with a crash on a 199…

The third day of Ventriloquist Week features Ronn Lucas and Scorch, alongside performances by Marg Helgenberger and Diana Krall!

The fourth day of Ventriloquist Week featured Jeff Dunham and Walter, alongside appearances by Ted Turner and Fergie.

Ventriloquist Week, Day Five: Todd Oliver engages in dialogue with his canine companion, Irving; Dave and LeBron James play basketball on 53rd Street; Ludacris delivers a performance of "Money Maker."

As night deepened, a group of interns from *The Late Show* received instruction in the art of parallel parking. Meanwhile, Dave explored the subject of "A Day in the Life of Hugo Chavez." Ray Liotta shared his experience of meeting his biol…

Ten-year-old Lily Capehart, known for her affinity with reptiles, dresses her beloved amphibians in miniature doll clothes. Meanwhile, Billy Bob Thornton is currently promoting his film, "The School for Scoundrels," and Sean Lennon recently…

Tonight's guests are Amanda Peet, Nigella Lawson, and Bob Seger.

From Hartford, meteorologist Scot Haney offers a preview of the week's weather. Tony, with blunt illustrations, explains the implications of North Korea’s latest nuclear test for the United States. Robin Williams speaks candidly about his r…

Tonight's guests include Tom Arnold, Brian Regan, Strongman Stan Drucker, and "Survivor" castaways CaoBoi and Cristina Coria.

Todd Volk, a tourist, engaged in a game of "Find the Pumpkin" at Hello Deli. On ESPN Radio's "Mikes in the Morning," the hosts discussed Terrell Owens. And The Killers performed their song, "When You Were Young."

Tonight's guests include Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jay Thomas, and John Legend.

New photographs of Harry were shared by Dave. Dave Dorsett momentarily abandoned his duties for a playful interlude with a sock puppet. A familiar, spirited disagreement regarding current affairs erupted between Dave and Bill O'Reilly. And …

The lineup included Borat, Beck, Tiki Barber, and a selection from Jerry Springer's most memorable segments.

Tonight's guests are Rachel Weisz, David Rakoff, and Morningwood.

Dave previewed the forthcoming Ball State-Michigan football game, offering a nickel to each attendee. He then addressed a fan letter concerning perceived negativity within the coaching staff. Following this, Joanne Carson, Johnny’s second w…

Tonight's guests are Rosie O'Donnell and Lady Sovereign.

Martin Short delivers a song-and-dance routine exploring the internet’s influence on his relationship devoid of intimacy. Meanwhile, country singer, novelist, and gubernatorial hopeful Kinky Friedman outlines his platform for the state of T…

Britney Spears made an unexpected visit, seeking out Will Ferrell. As his interview concluded, Ferrell offered an impromptu rendition of a piece from "Phantom of the Opera." Meanwhile, Jack Hanna presented Dave with Fluffy, the largest pyth…

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, known for his affable demeanor, addressed the audience's inquiries. Meanwhile, Jamie Oliver prepared a sausage carbonara dish. And in a cultural showcase, the Metropolitan Opera presented a selection from …

Broadcasting from a satellite, Biff navigates a six-acre corn maze in Livermore, California. As the segment concludes, Dave inquires whether he's afraid, to which Biff responds with a sharp retort: "It takes a lot more than this to scare me…

The first day of Impressionist Week with Rich Little! A delightful lineup featuring Robin Williams and George Jones.

Impressionist Week, Day Two saw Frank Travalena conclude his performance with a rapid-fire succession of presidential impersonations, spanning from Kennedy to George W. Bush. Meanwhile, Tenacious D, comprised of Jack Black and Kyle Gass, us…

Tonight’s guests include Jerry Seinfeld and Dan Patrick, alongside a public apology from Jerry’s former co-star, Michael Richards.

The evening’s selection of products deemed unsuitable for the American market features Hebrew National Bacon, frozen mayonnaise bars – which Dave samples – and a promotional clip for OJ Simpson’s peculiar line of butter, accompanied by the …

Tonight's guests are Matthew Broderick, Lupe Fiasco, and Jill Scott, alongside the delightful antics of Stupid Pet Tricks!

Dave presents a video of the staff Thanksgiving gathering. The footage captures a boisterous Biff, noticeably intoxicated, delivering a sharp rebuke to Dave, and a turkey carver experiencing a startling accident with his blade. Dave accurat…

A colossal goat topples the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. Andy Kindler makes a visit to the US Marshals Training Academy in Georgia. Richard Simmons, making his first appearance on *The Late Show* in six years, introduces a food steame…

Tonight's guests are Jennifer Connelly, Tom Dreesen, and Shiny Toy Guns.

William Beacom, a young man renowned for his intricate duct tape artistry, displays his remarkable constructions. Meanwhile, the band Silversun Pickups delivers a performance of their song, "Lazy Eye."

The evening at Hello Deli held a peculiar charm. Dave and Rupert, with a mischievous glint in their eyes, challenged a young man claiming to be a student from Queens to consume a Taco Bell chalupa. Then, Howard Stern made a grand entrance, …

Tonight’s program features Regis Philbin and Robert Randolph, alongside the engaging young scientists of Lee Marek’s Kid Scientists!

A disgruntled employee delivered a holiday-themed insult to Dave, while Gerard, introducing himself as "Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton," addressed questions from the assembled crowd. Meanwhile, Will Smith promoted *The Pursuit of Happyness*…

Clint Eastwood and Matthew Fox are scheduled to appear as tonight's guests.

The evening’s entertainment features Ben Stiller, John Madden, and Rodrigo y Gabriela.

The evening’s roster of guests features Beyoncé Knowles, Marv Albert, and The Dears.

A Yule log sits on Dave’s desk. Later, Dave and Renee Zellweger strike a pose for a Christmas photograph before the green screen. Dave acknowledges Dave Dorsett’s forty-one years at CBS with a tie. Shannon Eis' holiday display features Butt…

Tom Brokaw and Cold War Kids are slated to appear as guests.

Tonight’s program features Cate Blanchett and Darlene Love as guests. We also have Jay Thomas, and the ninth annual Christmas Tree Football Toss.

In the bustling atmosphere of Hello Deli, a woman hailing from Chicago hosts a round of "Name That Smell." Meanwhile, Alan finds himself the target of a physical altercation at the hands of a Commonwealth Edison employee after delivering a …

This evening’s program features Peter O'Toole and Marc Maron, alongside a selection of highlights from baseball icons Cal Ripken Jr. and Tony Gwynn!

Tom Catusi, the videotape operator, offered a public apology for a remark directed at Mark McGwire. Madonna addressed the controversy surrounding her adoption of a child from Malawi. Dave appeared in an advertisement, touting Gordon's Fish …

A curious detail from the late show: the original Godzilla stood a mere seven feet tall, felled by Japanese soldiers in a matter of minutes. John Witherspoon recounted a recent experience involving the smoking of a marijuana cigarette. And …

Dave marked the seventh anniversary of his quadruple bypass with a clip from "Sanford & Son." Magician Jason Randal then captivated him with a display of his familiar card tricks. The '70s soft-rock band America, featuring Ryan Adams and Be…

The lineup for the event includes Paul Newman, Sebastian Bourdais, and Diana Ross.

Tina Fey offered her perspective on the Golden Globes, and candidly expressed her dislike for Los Angeles. Meanwhile, escape artist Donnie Glenn hesitated at the prospect of being confined within a water-filled milk can. Terri Irwin, along…

Dave championed the revamped website for the Late Show. Gerard, known as "El Nino," made a brief appearance to accept applause. Vera Farmiga promoted her film, "Breaking and Entering." And Mat Kearney performed his song, "Nothing Left to Lo…

Dave observes the damage to this year's citrus harvest by opening a carton of "Tropicana Just Rind." Tricia Helfer, known from "Battlestar Galactica," promotes her forthcoming pictorial for Playboy. A quantity of seven pounds of marzipan is…

The lineup includes Ricky Gervais, Forest Whitaker, and The Shins.

## The Cat Empire From the vibrant heart of Melbourne, Australia, emerges The Cat Empire, a band whose music defies easy categorization. They weave a rich tapestry of sound, drawing from Afrobeat, jazz, funk, and world music traditions t…

Dave drifted into recollections of his adolescence, offering a story about a disastrous incident involving a fur coat. Meanwhile, Charles Grodin touted his brief commentaries for CBS Radio and displayed selections from his work as a horse p…

Dave confesses to a lifelong disinclination towards Daylight Saving Time, neither participating in nor endorsing its practice. Meanwhile, Chris Rock is currently promoting his film, "I Think I Love My Wife," and Amy Winehouse delivered a pe…

Jeff Goldblum and Barbara McQueen.

Bernie Mac, Paula Abdul, and Joss Stone.

Adam Sandler, joined by his canine companion Matzoball II, offers a warm welcome to the evening's guests: Don Cheadle, Danica Patrick, and Todd Barry. The program features a performance of "Are You Alright?" by Lucinda Williams.

Tonight’s selection from “Great Moments in Presidential Speeches” features a digitally altered scene depicting Sue Hum using a lint brush on President Kennedy's right arm. Political commentator John Cornwell, a recent graduate of Duke Univ…

Will Ferrell, the band Kings of Leon, and Rachel Smith were present.

The lineup for the upcoming show includes Kelly Ripa, Simon Pegg, and Jim Short.

## Top Ten, as Curated by Sanjaya Malakar Sanjaya Malakar presents his selection of ten noteworthy items.

Steve Martin commanded the stage, his presence a constant current throughout the program. He playfully interrupted Dave twice, indulged in a lap dance from a male stripper, and seamlessly inserted a plug for his latest book. The evening cul…

The second week of "Impressionist Week" begins today, hosted by Rob Magnotti. Scheduled guests include Kirsten Dunst and Dinosaur Jr.

The fifth day of "Impressionist Week 2" features Reggie Reg, with guests Ray Romano and Dennis Haysbert.

The program will feature Dr. Phil McGraw and Jack Hanna as guests.

The lineup for tonight features Don Rickles, Michael Imperioli, and Wilco. We also have a special Top Ten countdown curated by Masi Oka.

The lineup features Ricky Gervais, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Mavis Staples as guests. A Top Ten countdown, presented by Bob Barker, will also be included.

## Homer Simpson's Top Ten Here, a carefully curated selection, presented by yours truly. A list of things, well, things that are important. And interesting. Mostly interesting. 1. Donuts. Obviously. 2. Naps. Essential for peak perf…

The lineup for the event includes Matt Damon, Jeff Altman, and Angelique Kidjo.