Tonight's program features Jon Stewart and singer David Gray.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and thirteen-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong will appear on tonight's program.

Roy Oswalt, pitcher for the Houston Astros and the 2006 NLCS MVP, introduces the Top Ten. In other news, Madonna is seen horseback riding for the first time since a widely reported event two months prior. Melissa Etheridge delivers a perfor…

Dressed in the full uniform of Captain Steubing, Gavin MacLeod offers a few predictions regarding the upcoming football season. Al Franken promotes his latest book, while Al Green delivers a performance of "Everything's Okay."

Tonight's program will feature appearances by Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray.

During the "Audience Show & Tell" segment, Dave encounters a couple of individuals who appear as film extras. Michael Sessions, the eighteen-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan, presents his selection of the Top Ten. Meanwhile, Steve Marti…

At Hello Deli, a woman from Des Moines, Iowa astutely identified the song Rupert was singing as a Toby Keith tune. Joaquin Phoenix was featured promoting *Walk The Line*, and Trisha Yearwood performed "Trying to Love You."

The studio audience gasped as Dave announced the upcoming guest: Oprah Winfrey, scheduled to appear the Thursday of the following week. Meanwhile, Biff was preparing for a Lasek laser eye surgery. And George Clooney was currently in the pro…

President Bush made an unexpected visit to the theater, only to find himself locked out. In celebration of Oprah Winfrey's upcoming appearance, Dave generously provided the entire audience with complimentary vodka and Lipitor. Throughout th…

Johnny Dark attempts to persuade Dave to purchase an eighteen-pound lobster. Meanwhile, John Malkovich recounts a humorous story concerning his mother. And race car driver Tony Stewart participates in the game show, "Joe Gibbs or Monkey?"

At Starbucks, Dave requested decaf coffee. He gestured towards the large photograph of Oprah Winfrey displayed prominently, then, with a subtle shift, placed a smaller image of Regis Philbin directly beside it. Amanda Peet was promoting the…

Dave took part in a holiday toy demonstration, while Biff delivered a series of "It's so cold..." jokes. Aqualung followed with a performance of "Brighter Than Sunshine."

Tonight's guests are Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith.

Dave recounts his impulsive request for Sue Hum to craft a cupcake costume, simply for amusement. Biff peruses a film review found within the newspaper. Heather Graham lends her voice to the promotion of her latest sitcom. And Fall Out Boy …

This evening's guests are Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana.

Johnny Dark marks thirty-nine years as a CBS page; Alan offers forecasts for the year 2006; and The Temptations deliver a performance of "My Girl."

A discernible thread throughout the evening seemed to be one of affection, a feeling underscored by Albert Brooks’ performance of “Thanks to the Memories,” delivered with the assumption that Dave was stepping into retirement. Meanwhile, Kri…

Dave insisted the O'Jays play "Love Train" during the broadcast. Alan voiced his disapproval of "Dancing with the Stars," before launching into an impromptu, theatrical dance in a gold shirt. Scarlett Johansson, making her first appearance …

A shadow of disappointment hung over Dave as he spoke of the Colts’ playoff defeat, a familiar wistfulness coloring his tone, hinting at another potential retirement. Meanwhile, Alan's theatrical persona, the formidable "Fat Momma Kalter," …

A roasted chicken's plumage adorned Dave's head. Rupert and the models endured a pizza taste test. To Dave’s delight, the old catchphrase "Is This Anything?" made a comeback. Meanwhile, Layan Lo, the current world record holder for Rubik's …

This evening's guests are Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget.

A New Jersey police officer invoked his Fifth Amendment right during an appearance on "Know Your Current Events." Johnny Dark offered observations on Dave's health. Charles Grodin addressed criticism regarding his portrayal in the 1976 rema…

Dave celebrated his 2,500th show at CBS with a segment called "Staffer Memories." A recent graduate of Penn State University was invited for an unconventional ride in a taxi, without trousers. The episode also featured Dave and Emma Thompso…

Esteban joins the musicians. Jeff Altman recounts a humorous anecdote concerning Johnny Carson, and then Wicked Wisdom, featuring Jada Pinkett-Smith on vocals, delivers their rendition of "Something Inside of Me."

During the "Stump The Band" segment, Paul once again pays tribute to Carnac. Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott introduces the Top Ten. Pat Farmer offers tired chips and dip on 53rd Street. And Train performs "Cab."

From Super Bowl XL, comedian Andy Kindler observed a curious scene: Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger having his beard shaved, a task performed by Dave and witnessed by the crowd. Meanwhile, actor Harrison Ford shared that he was expe…

Biff offered a mock report from the Grammy Awards: a woman in the "Stupid Human Tricks" video whistles the theme from *The Andy Griffith Show* using only her toes; and the Beastie Boys performed "So What'cha Want" as fans held up camcorders…

This evening's guests are Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum.

Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna join as special guests, alongside Peter Griffin of *Family Guy*, who presents the Top Ten!

Tonight's guests are Hugh Laurie and Ne-Yo.

Tonight's entertainment features Bruce Willis and The Strokes.

Dave announced the unprecedented abundance of monkeys as he encountered the champions of the 2006 monkey-calling competition. Chef Giada De Laurentiis prepared veal scallops for Dave and Sarah Jessica Parker, a meal notably absent for Paul.

Johnny Dark offers a tour of the theater, while the film "Will It Float?" makes its way to Trump Tower. Ricky Gervais is currently promoting his latest children's book, and The Subways perform their song, "Rock and Roll Queen."

Dave pledged a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to each person in attendance. Liza Minnelli graced the stage with a performance of "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore," marking a celebration of her 60th birthday. Meanwhile, Al Lubel offered his char…

The evening’s guests are Eva Longoria and Barry Sonnenfeld.

ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons joins the band onstage for a performance. Meanwhile, Dave, Tony, Rupert, and Alan engage in playful antics involving sirens. In conversation, Jane Fonda reflects on her marriage to Ted Turner. And Shooter Jennings del…

Dave settled into a chair across from talk-show host Craig Ferguson. He also spoke with Alexis Bledel, the actress known for her role in *Gilmore Girls*, and with Tom Russell.

Tonight's guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser, and Jerry Lee Lewis.

Dave urged a hesitant Rupert to dine at Ranch 1. Meanwhile, "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" offered a glimpse into the shadowy realities behind the program's scenes. In another segment, Debra Messing shared her experiences with raisin…

Dave offers a glimpse at some of the forthcoming television series debuting this autumn; Bruce Willis attempts a nine-minute underwater breath-hold; and Goldfrapp delivers a performance of "Lost Cause."

Tonight's entertainment features Rebecca Romijn, known for her role in "X-Men: The Last Stand," alongside The Eagles of Death Metal.

The evening’s guests feature Jennifer Garner, known for her work on "Alias," and Mary Cheney, author of the memoir "Now It's My Turn."

A few of the college graduates received counsel from various colleagues; Martha Stewart shared her experiences in prison with Dave, offering a rare glimpse into that world; Criss Angel endured a harrowing fall into a woodchipper, miraculous…

Dave directed Rupert toward the Jamba Juice across the street; Martin Short offered a spirited endorsement of the NSA's capabilities; Biff weighed in on the ongoing Barry Bonds situation; and James Blunt performed his song, "High."

Dave previews the latest Christmas gadgets, arriving a full seven months ahead of schedule. Jennifer Aniston deftly deflects inquiries regarding her relationship with Vince Vaughn. Rob Zombie delivers a performance of "America Witch."

A group of naval officers took part in the annual "Stump the Band" competition. Tonight’s segment, focusing on "Immigrant Success Stories," offered an incomplete portrayal of Dr. Henry Kissinger. Meanwhile, Dave and Jesse James engaged in a…

In the audience, Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir was observed. Actor Robert Duvall spoke about his filmography, touching upon some of his notable roles, and shared anecdotes regarding his wife's family in Argentina. Sonic Youth delive…

Geoff Ogilvy, champion of this year's U.S. Open, peruses tonight's Top Ten List. Adam Sandler reflects on fatherhood, recounting a humorous episode that unfolded in a Mexican hotel room. Julie Chen shares insights into her marriage to Les M…

After a considerable hiatus, Dave requests that Steph, with Monty’s assistance, attempt to replicate her former companion’s dance moves. Meanwhile, Al Gore offers his perspective on global warming and the prevailing climate of American poli…

Onstage, Sue Hum approaches a camera with the singular intention of applying lipstick. Kevin Spacey recounts a humorous story concerning Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole. The Streets deliver a performance of "When You Wasn't Famous."

The familiar Family Feud board reappeared. Dave watched a film clip of a monkey undergoing a root canal. Fred Willard delivered a risqué jest. And Martha Wainwright sang Leonard Cohen’s “Tower of Song.”

In response to an audience inquiry before the performance, Dave displayed a photograph of The Doors. Tom Brokaw offered a promotion for his latest book. And Paul Simon graced the stage with a rendition of "Outrageous."

The evening’s guests are Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal.

A man in a public space bathes himself under the "Late Show" Shower-Cam; celebrating her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents her Top Ten list; and Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "Lady in the Water."

Tonight's guests are Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock.

The evening’s lineup features Martin Short and Pink among the guests.

Sue Hum inquired of Dave whether he might provide change for a twenty-dollar bill. The broadcast was momentarily disrupted by a deceptive CBS Special Report. Donald Trump was then escorted to the stage by four representatives of Miss Univer…

Before the broadcast, Dave and Gerard spoke about Christie Brinkley’s divorce. Following the opening, the 2006 Tour de France winner, known as "Floyd Landis," made a playful appearance. Shannon Eis and Dave shared a lighthearted moment du…

A comedic sketch featuring Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho falls flat. Dave makes an awkward observation about Scarlett Johansson’s teeth. Meanwhile, the Teutel brothers from *American Chopper* proudly display their latest creation, t…

At the lively event known as "Stump the Band," a participant unexpectedly drew a blank, utterly forgetting the title of the song under debate. Meanwhile, cyclist Floyd Landis was reportedly assaulted by members of the NYPD. Adding to the e…

Dave read aloud the rediscovered letters of Albert Einstein. "Where Are They Now?" by Biff Henderson offered a glimpse at the late Buddy Ebsen, while Tom Dreesen promoted his latest one-man show, delivering a few playful barbs about his fir…

Tonight's guests are Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera.

As night deepened, Bob Zick lingered near the staircase, punctuating Dave’s every utterance with laughter. In the cinematic world, Samuel L. Jackson headlined the eagerly anticipated sequel, "Snakes in a Deli." Meanwhile, Jack Fisette, a se…

On 53rd Street, Dave, Steph, and Monty engage in a game of stickball. Julianna Margulies recounts confronting her fear of snakes while working on a film with Samuel L. Jackson. Stand-up comedian Andy Sansone experiences a disappointing debu…

Raúl Castro took questions from the audience, while Chris Elliott auditioned for the CBS daytime drama "Guiding Light." Razorlight performed their song "America."

A spectator noted a resemblance between Dave and the iconic Alfred E. Neuman. Later, Dave and Paul engaged in a rendition of "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert," followed by a performance from Busta Rhymes featuring the lyrics, "Touch It, …