Dave shared that a street in his hometown of Thunder Bay, Ontario, is being named in honor of Paul. Afterward, he played "How Many Guys in Alien Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?"

Dave displayed a promotional clip for Al Jazeera’s upcoming program, "Afghani Idol." He then addressed Paul, calling him a half-wit before offering a series of apologies. George Miller, observing the clip, mused aloud about frozen cryogenic…

From the rooftop, Steph and Monty scanned the crowds below with binoculars, searching for a glimpse of Bon Jovi’s performance in Times Square. Afterward, one of Dave’s assistants applied sunscreen to their sun-kissed skin, a welcome relief …

On the latest CBS Mailbag, a question arose regarding the selection of destinations for Biff’s summer tour. He answered by acknowledging “Rand” and “McNally,” a pair of considerably younger women, with a degree of gratitude that hinted at a…

Dave presents what he claims is a clip from the popular film "Swimfan," and then engages Stephanie in conversation about the US Open.

Dave introduces the man alleged to have struck David Wells. In a culinary competition, Rupert’s Paul Shaffer sandwich surpasses the basil chicken offering at Europa Cafe. "Dr." Bill DeLace offers a discussion of West Nile Virus.

A year had passed, and Dave found himself lost in thought, considering the subtle weight of that particular anniversary. Soon after, a conversation unfolded with Bill Clinton, the former president who had, in his time, served as a frequent …

Dave announced that the show would no longer be broadcast in Mexico City. He then introduced a segment called "Network Time Killers," featuring items such as "Korean Soap Opera Clip of the Night" and "Anton Fig's Beret of Mystery." Tonight'…

Dave made a stark announcement: any cell phone that rang during the recording would be destroyed. "Dr. Phil" (Gerard) responded to this with a pronouncement of profound instability. Rich Hall offered a sardonic aside, labeling them "Hollywo…

Following Oprah Winfrey’s victory at last night’s Emmy Awards, Dave declared his intention to win the award himself in 2003. He bestowed a kiss upon Barbara Gaines in acknowledgment of her moving speech at the ceremony – a remarkable fifth …

Following the incident at the White Sox-Royals game last week, Alan was brutally attacked by two individuals who were intoxicated and without shirts. Later that day, a Civil War battle was clumsily reenacted on 53rd Street.

Each autumn, during the predictably titled "New for Fall" segment, Alan undergoes a transformation of hair color. It is shortly thereafter that he finds himself the recipient of a physical assault at the hands of Harvey Keitel.

The performer Philippe Petit scaled a wire, suspended twelve stories above the bustling streets of Broadway. The cable stretched a full one hundred and twenty feet, a precarious pathway across the city.

Dave declared he was experiencing "nitrogen narcosis." Later that week, during a segment of CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin recounted his terrifying ordeal of being trapped in an elevator for three hours… alongside Regis.

A shout echoed through the building as Dave lamented his exclusion from Mary Barclay’s staff fondue party, a sentiment met with a display of skill from billiards champion Jeanette “Black Widow” Lee, who effortlessly executed a series of tri…

Dave reiterated his long-held desire for Indiana’s I-465 loop around Indianapolis to be christened the David Letterman Expressway. He then declared his intention to approach the city's mayor tomorrow with a substantial offer, a bribe design…

Biff marked his 56th year with a celebration of considerable scope. Meanwhile, Dave dispatched an unwelcome insect from his desk. Later, he engaged in conversation with a man of ninety, a dedicated weightlifter.

Dave reached out to the office of Indianapolis Mayor Bart Peterson by phone. His assistant informed him that the possibility of renaming Interstate 465 was being considered. Afterward, John Mayer performed his song, "Your Body is a Wonderla…

Dave reports feeling unwell, describing himself as "bilious," and intends to attend an anger management course in Pennsylvania this weekend. During the CBS Mailbag segment, Kenny declared his affection for Pat. Meanwhile, on an episode of "…

The Purina® Dog Chow diving competition unfolds on 53rd Street. Dave offers pointed criticism of Don Hewitt, who took exception to a joke featured in last Friday's "60 Minutes." Dave then presents a selection of "Rejected FDA Items," includ…

The evening’s familiar routine faltered when Harold Larkin vanished. The recurring jest, centered around an ice ball named Quaoar, fell flat in his absence. Senator John McCain seized the opportunity to promote his latest book, “Worth the F…

The evening’s work began with an unwelcome interruption. A housefly persistently buzzed around Dave before settling on a nearby guest chair. He swatted at the insect, declaring the workspace a no-fly zone. Later, George Clarke was discovere…

The nation’s most rapidly expanding craze, “Stump the Band,” has the CBS Orchestra in high spirits, prompting Paul to launch into another of his unfortunate Carnac imitations. Subsequently, Michelle Pfeiffer lends her voice to promote “Whit…

On a recent episode of CBS Mailbag, a viewer posed the question: "Who is the brightest mind among the Late Show team?" Dave responded by highlighting Rick "Shecky" Scheckman, the show's Film Coordinator, as a remarkably well-read individual…

Dave produced a newspaper advertisement for the Dancers Showclub in Indianapolis, directing attendees to take exit 12B off the "Dave Letterman Expressway." He concluded the performance with a gesture of thanks, promoting a nearby nudist clu…

Dave revealed he had been ranked the seventeenth most influential figure in the entertainment industry. The enigmatic scan featured on the "Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge," it was said, belonged to Don Rickles. Meanwhile, Faith Hill sp…

As the speaker delivers their monologue, Dave paces restlessly. Sam Moore, of the legendary Sam & Dave, is present. A colossal rat soars above the cityscape of New York. And Naomi Watts is featured in advertising for the film, "The Ring."

Dave informed us that scientists have detected a colossal black hole at the heart of the Milky Way. Fortunately, Head Carpenter Harold Larkin, a man of considerable skill, readily opened the side stage door, allowing us a glimpse. The black…

On the CBS program *Mailbag*, George Clarke receives a flu vaccine with a distinctly minty aftertaste. The show also reveals the unusual fate of the blue index cards generated each week: they are stored in the building's furnace. Following …

Steph and Monty posed two pointed questions to Robb Zbacnik, the eliminated contestant from "Survivor 5": "How did you find the weather in Thailand?" and "Did you encounter any monkeys?" Meanwhile, Anaheim Angels pitcher Scott Spiezio deliv…

Deborah Lynn felt a familiar sense of foreboding as she prepared for the release of "Psychic Sandwich," anticipating yet another disappointing reception. Dave, for reasons unknown, was engrossed in a copy of *Cooking Light* magazine. Meanwh…

A melancholic yet poignant evening unfolds as Dave welcomes Warren Zevon as his sole guest. News of Zevon’s recent terminal cancer diagnosis casts a shadow, and the latter portion of the episode becomes a series of his performances. -- heys…

This year's collection of novel Halloween costumes features a variety of figures: Dr. Phil, reimagined as a "Marlboro Grocery Check-Out order divider," and three individuals portraying Saddam Hussein's doubles. Also included are ten drill i…

On the latest episode of CBS Mailbag, George Clarke argues for breakfast as the cornerstone of any day. Meanwhile, Dave secures an exclusive interview with the purported "Lizzie Grubman"—a persona revealed to be Gerard Mulligan. The show c…

On the popular program "Stupid Human Tricks," a Chicago couple engages in a playful exchange, swapping undergarments while remaining fully clothed. Former New York Mets manager Bobby Valentine offers his selections for the Top Ten, and Sean…

A fabricated video depicts Bill Clinton accepting a third presidential nomination; Julianne Moore promotes her film, "Far From Heaven"; and fourteen-year-old sports journalist Grant Paulson offers his perspective on the day's happenings.

Dave charged that Indianapolis Mayor Bart Peterson had permitted the expressway project to proceed, and subsequently issued an ultimatum. Later in the day, a young inventor from Tampa presented her "Easy Fill Garbage Bag System."

In the segment known as Mailbag, James Jackson, or “Biff” Henderson as he’s often called, addresses a query regarding his name while positioned with the Hi-Ho girls. Dave notes that this is his 1900th episode on CBS, allowing for a slight m…

Steph and Monty dissect the latest election results; Robin Williams champions his "Live on Broadway" album; and ten astronauts offer their selections for the Top Ten.

Dave offered a sincere apology to his neighbors on Broadway for the fireworks display the night before. He then remarked that the title of Eminem’s latest film was "12.875 Kilometer" in Europe, and that Missy Elliott performed "Work It."

Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits joins the conversation, while Joe Pantoliano promotes his latest book. Among the anticipated holiday bestsellers is Dr. Phil's "More Advice I Pulled Out of My Ass."

A glimpse into Saddam Hussein's daily routine reveals a recurring accolade: *Iraqi People Weekly* has, for the tenth consecutive year, designated him "Sexiest Man Alive." Meanwhile, Pat and Kenny delve into another Oprah transcript, this ti…

**CBS Mailbag:** A viewer inquires, "How would New York City change under your leadership?" We then step out onto the street to observe two police officers addressing a parking infraction. The penalty? A seat in the audience of *The Late Sh…

Tonight’s audience hails exclusively from Schoharie, New York. In recognition of his generosity to the community, the thoroughfare leading to the municipal sewer plant has been officially renamed David Letterman Lane. The program will also …

"Did you see the Leonid meteor shower last night, Harold?" Dave inquired. He then swung open the exit beside the stage, and with the illusion of a green screen, the moon seemed to explode. Meanwhile, Shania Twain performed "I'm Gonna Getcha…

Adam Sandler has voiced a wish for a casual meeting with Dave. Meanwhile, the Pussycat Dolls are scheduled to perform, with Carmen Electra as a featured guest.

Dave mentions a recent event in England where a physician performed an autopsy before a live audience. The scene shifts to George Clarke, within the confines of a boiler room, who happens to be conducting an autopsy of his own – this one on…

During the Mailbag segment, a viewer inquires whether Biff ever removes his headset. Dave playfully redirects the question, asking what audio occupies those devices. Biff then takes off the headset and holds it to the boom microphone. The o…

Lisa Kudrow is currently promoting the film *Analyze That*, while Audioslave delivered a powerful performance, culminating in a near-explosive rendition of "Cochise."

Eddie Valk, a member of the production crew, attempts to address the query: "Can a man in a turkey suit flag down a taxi?" The answer, it seems, is a definitive no. Subsequently, Steph interviews George Clooney about his nudity in the movie…

Dave expounds on the absurdity of a New York City blizzard scare that ultimately proved unfounded. Among the year's anticipated bestsellers, a clock capable of displaying the time one hour hence stands out as a curious novelty. Meanwhile, B…

As Thanksgiving approached, Marv Albert found himself seated at Dorothy's kitchen table, a palpable anticipation building for one of her legendary pies. Simultaneously, the band The Strokes played their song, "Someday."

In the Mailbag segment, Dave shares that he’s endeavored to be well-behaved throughout the year and expresses a desire for a John Deere riding mower as a Christmas gift. Comedian Jann Karam also discusses her boyfriend.

In Rockefeller Center, a rat of prodigious size topples the Christmas tree. Meanwhile, during a segment titled "Stephanie Birkett, Official Pollster," Dave's assistant poses a question to a passerby: whether Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer i…

As the night wore on, Biff labored to assemble an IKEA bookshelf within the theater lobby. Relying solely on the minimalist Swedish diagrams and muttering, "I can't build s***," he nonetheless saw the project through to completion by the cu…

In the midst of the "KYCE" scene, a police officer makes a move to strike Dave; meanwhile, Allison Janney references "The Hours."

Dave mused, "I think there isn't a single person – man, woman, or child – who doesn't appreciate a fine drink." Meanwhile, comedian Mike Birbiglia is making his debut on network television.

Dave frequently plays a segment from "60 Minutes," highlighting Lesley Stahl's distinctive expressions. As is their annual tradition, Rupert, Joe G., Mujibur, and Sirajul adorn the Late Show Christmas tree; Coldplay performs "In My Place"; …

Osama and his drowsy companion intoned, "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." Meanwhile, Dave mused, "What would be the capacity of a coffee shop when filled with men in Santa costumes?" By the show's conclusion, nineteen Santas with beards occu…

Greg Adams, a member of the Tower of Power horn section, joins in. Meanwhile, Osama and his companion offer a rendition of Christmas carols, while Dave finds himself engrossed in the pages of Daniel Boloud's cookbook.

George Clarke immerses himself in the "Will It Float?" tank, while the sixteen contestants from "Survivor: Thailand" reveal their Top Ten rankings. Phish delivers a performance of "All of These Dreams."

In a video greeting, Osama Bin Laden extends Christmas greetings to Dave. Gerard Mulligan offers a comment for Al Gore during the "CBS Mailbag" segment, a yearly custom. Meanwhile, Jay Thomas attempts to dislodge the centerpiece of the Late…

In "Is This Anything?", a man consumes a sword fashioned from neon light. Dave and Paul concede that the act is noteworthy, though solely for the inherent peril it embodies.

Dave presents a recent edition of George Foreman's book, then displays a "Michael Caine Grill." Stephanie moves with the fluid grace of a memory, mirroring the movements of a former love as the band plays Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sex…

Dave recounted his history with shampooing, concluding with a somewhat startling admission: he had, earlier that day, mistakenly applied conditioner before washing his hair. To his astonishment, he found no discernible difference in the res…

The father and son, bare-chested figures from the 2002 White Sox-Royals game, have been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Merv Griffin is releasing his autobiography; Interpol has released their song, "PDA."

From the Afghan theater of operations, ten members of the 82nd Airborne Division offer their selections for the Top Ten. The soldier who presents number six used the opportunity to propose to his girlfriend, who accepted over the telephone.…

The mailbag contained a promotional flyer for what Dave declared the ultimate reality television spectacle: "Bachelorette Millionaire Boat Survivor Race Factor Idol." He also attempted to decipher the enigmatic figure of "Rael" (Gerard), th…

The conversation drifted to football as Jimmy Kimmel, ever the opportunist, used the moment to plug his forthcoming talk show on ABC.

Dave marked the third anniversary of his quintuple bypass, and the mention prompted Regis to cut short the lighthearted banter for a brief medical assessment. "You're in trouble," Regis declared plainly. As the night wore on, Dave reminisce…

On the network's broadcast commemorating yesterday's significant anniversary, Dave presents a disingenuous eulogy. Meanwhile, Sandra Bullock promotes her film, *Two Weeks Notice*. Dave then requests that Biff inquire about the weather outsi…

CBS persists in broadcasting its thirty-second tribute to Dave, a prolonged elegy to the "late, great" personality. The segment features a promotional clip for the forthcoming program, *Survivor: Jihad*, followed by a birthday greeting exte…

The question arrived in the mailbag: "Who do you consider to be your best friend from *The Late Show*?" Paul answered not with words, but with a song. An original composition, dedicated to Al Norwood, his closest friend, the man who had pro…

Osama lauded "Kangaroo Jack" for its disdain of those deemed infidel; Steph/Monty reviewed the film, then offered a bold Super Bowl wager – the Buccaneers by twenty-six points! Meanwhile, Dwight the Troubled Teen, an Asian woman, passionate…

The air was biting, and Alan's hair had taken on a faint blue tint – an unfortunate consequence of a Clairol mishap, it transpired. Meanwhile, Dave, marking the end of an era, gifted his long-standing companions, Mujibur and Sirajul, with a…

Alan’s hair has taken on a verdant hue. Paul attempts to spin a ball on a parasol, mimicking the woman from tonight’s “Is This Anything?”, but his efforts prove entirely futile. Tina Fey is currently promoting the Saturday Night Live Super …

In a newly devised segment, reporter Penny Crone offers a "Local News Update of the Night." Dave acknowledges his companions are growing weary of "Is This Anything?", yet persists with the routine. Zwan delivers a performance of "Honestly."

The inbox reveals that George Clarke has acquired a smattering of Italian, reportedly mastering the phrase "Imgana cuccia nutsoff." Additionally, beauty expert Michele O'Callaghan has thoughtfully provided a cape for Paul, intended to ease …

Dave offered his congratulations to Frank Comito on the arrival of his daughter. Biff filed a report from Super Bowl XXXVII. A capybara, a rodent of considerable size, was observed perched upon Kate Hudson’s head, consuming a banana – a fea…

Dave, attempting to impress with a counterfeit invitation to Colin Powell’s address at the United Nations, launches into a rendition of a Paul Anka tune. Meanwhile, Alan makes an unwelcome advance toward Hans Blix's wife, only to discover l…

In the Mailbag segment, Dave previews a clip from the forthcoming CBS drama, "CSI: Lancaster, PA." The Kids in the Hall present a comedic sketch exploring the trials of women. And Paul's Friday-night tribute to James Brown receives a fittin…

Alan, costumed as Saddam Hussein, insisted he was merely contributing his part to the evening's peculiar proceedings. Throughout the night, dogs from the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show paraded across the theater floor. Pat Farmer consumed…

The hours of night passed with Steph and Monty making purchases at the store on 21st Avenue and 52nd Street.

Dressed in a kimono for "Know Your Current Events," Steph and Monty appear on the program. Dave notes that Dr. Phil will be featured on Monday, and anticipates a particularly forceful and critical discussion. Homer Simpson, voiced by Dan Ca…

During a segment of CBS Mailbag, Dave engages in conversation with a person posing as "Michael Jackson" – who is, in reality, Gerard. Following this, comedian Dennis Regan delivers a passionate, almost impassioned, monologue on the subject …

As night deepened, Steph and Monty charted the growing accumulation of snow on the theater's roof. Daytona 500 champion Michael Waltrip presented the Top Ten stories. Dr. Phil, making his debut on the Late Show, seemed remarkably receptive …

The delay at LaGuardia, caused by snow, found a man sharing space with the band. Mayor Bloomberg took the stage to announce the Top Ten. Meanwhile, Alan tasked Dwight, the troubled teenager, with shoveling snow.

The burgeoning list of new offerings includes Crate & Barrel, now featuring their own line of barrel-sized crates; Starbucks Coffee by Mail; and a curious entity called "International Monkey." Meanwhile, Kevin Spacey has been performing imp…

To celebrate tonight’s Turkey Calling Champions, Dave takes a pull from his Wild Turkey bourbon. In Palomar Mountain, California, Biff Henderson’s America makes an appearance, where he stands on a precipice, shouting the names of wrestlers …

Solomon Burke is present for the Mailbag segment. During the show, Dave mentions the recent opening of a Kinko's with amenities catering to nudists. Meanwhile, "police chief" Bill DeLace voices his frustration that Dave and Harold Larkin ha…

Dave noted Paul and Alan's participation in the previous night's Grammy Awards. Rupert then inquired of Janet Koth, the former "Survivor" contestant, about any romantic entanglements in the Amazon – though he phrased it with a knowing tone.…

Dave reported waking with a swollen eye this morning, speculating it might be the result of irritation, infection, or inflammation. A segment from "Stupid Human Tricks" featured a man juggling while simultaneously removing his shirt. In ano…

Dave’s eye infection has worsened, sidelining him for the foreseeable future, which means Bruce Willis steps in to fill the role of father tonight. The evening’s attractions include Bruno and George Clarke affixing plastic sheeting to the b…

With Dave still unwell, John McEnroe steps in to fill the role. Fred Schneider of The B-52's takes over for Paul, who, according to Bones Malone, is scheduled to see Dr. Phil. Meanwhile, John and Tom Arnold assist Eric Ripert in preparing B…

With Dave sidelined by a recent shingles diagnosis, Regis steps in to cover his duties. Greg Giraldo will be performing stand-up, and Kathleen Edwards will be singing "Hockey Skates."

A seasoned performer with a background in talk-show hosting, Whoopi Goldberg is currently filling in for Dave during his prolonged illness with shingles. She begins the monologue by quipping that "tonight's show is in color," and notes the …

Vince Vaughn, filling in as guest host, captivated the audience with his easy charm and playfully flirted with Rosie Perez.

Will Ferrell reunited with Vince Vaughn, his co-star from "Old School," to guest host "Late Night with David Letterman." During his monologue, Ferrell delivered his signature George W. Bush impersonation, offering the absent host a renditio…

Megan Mullally, known for her role in *Will & Grace*, shared a video clip of herself stumbling as she made her way to the stage to accept an award at the Screen Actors Guild ceremony last Sunday. Following the mishap, she performed a blues …

Brad Garrett, known to many as Raymond Barone, delivered a monologue reminiscent of David Letterman's style – a rapid-fire series of one-liners. He then recounted a recent medical incident with characteristic humor, claiming his testicles a…

Tom Dreseen, a Chicago comedian and a longtime friend of Dave’s, is stepping in as the guest host. He recounts an amusing incident from outside the theater where a fan mistook him for Regis Philbin, before launching into a warm anecdote abo…

Substituting for Dave, Paul voiced his melancholy in song, a lament for the considerable task ahead. Then, Mike Smith of the Dave Clark Five stepped in for Paul, and later, Paul himself performed the band’s signature song, "Because." Meanwh…

In an odd and recurring bit, Bill Cosby adopts a persona of profound forgetfulness, leading to a substitute cue-card reader introducing tonight's guests. Hilton Ruiz, Spaceman Paterson, Steve Berrios, and Andy Gonzales take their places, fi…

Luke Wilson recounted an anecdote about informing his *Old School* colleagues, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn, that he was appearing on *The Late Show*. He admitted to being taken aback by their lack of enthusiasm, considering they had both …

After a month of absence, Dave reappeared, offering a self-deprecating commentary on his ongoing health struggles. He then shared a clip from a past "Tonight Show" – a tribute to the recently departed George Miller.

“I have to be here tonight,” Dave said, the words a quiet declaration. “I’ve used all my sick leave.” The weather had forced the postponement of the “Incredible Dog Challenge,” sponsored by Purina Dog Chow, but this did not deter George Cla…

Dave presents video of Donald Rumsfeld inadvertently giving the middle finger during a press conference, and subsequently engages in conversation with Jeremy Suarez, the young actor from the "Bernie Mac Show."

Acknowledging the medicine’s effect on his abdomen, Dave loosened his belt, a deliberate display for all to see. As Biff made his yearly pilgrimage to Yankees Spring Training, he and Hideki Matsui performed the Abbott and Costello sketch, "…

The question drifted in on the digital breeze: "Does Alan Kalter truly have a twin?" Dave offered the straightforward answer – he possessed a brother named Rick – but Alan cut in with a thoughtful rub of his chin. It seemed the gentle giant…

During last night’s broadcast of *The Practice*, Dave shared a clip of Les Moonves. He cautioned Steph and Monty against broaching a certain sensitive topic, yet she inevitably persisted. The Folksmen, renowned for their work in the film *A…

Dave and Paul openly contemplate what questions to pose to Lisa Marie Presley, who joins them tonight to discuss her debut solo album. Later in the program, she performs "Lights Out."

Dave pointed out that his 56th birthday had been the previous Saturday, though he insisted it felt more like his 34th, a consequence, he joked, of CBS television aging him. He recounted a humorous anecdote from George Miller's memorial serv…

Dave shared the news that the legal rights to the screen caption, "Showdown: Syria," belonged not to CNN, but to *The Late Show*. Tony Mendez received a reprimand from his father for his abbreviation of "Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom" to a ter…

Dave presents scenes of pandemonium from the streets of Baghdad, evoking a vivid echo of *West Side Story*. A man precariously balances a flaming bowling ball as part of a segment titled "Is This Anything?" Meanwhile, Todd Rundgren performs…

Dave extended his congratulations to cameraman Dave Dorsett on reaching his fiftieth year in the profession. During the Mailbag segment, a viewer inquired as to why Dave no longer engages in the practice of tossing objects from the building…

The weather today prompted Dave to adjust the theater's thermostat, raising the temperature from fifty-three to fifty-seven degrees. He then offered a commentary on a deck of Iraqi playing cards, before identifying Mickey Rooney as the eigh…

Sam Moore returns to the stage. Carmen Rasmussen, of "American Idol," introduces the Top Ten contestants. John Malkovich promotes his latest venture into fashion.

A member of the Iraqi Republican Guard, with a disconcerting resemblance to a bewildered Calvert, ambles past Dave immediately following the monologue. Dave, struck by inspiration, declares "Wash it, gas it, give me the keys" his new refrai…

The question on the wire is: "What became of the bear that attacked Alan Kalter?" As revealed on VH1's *Where Are They Now?*, the bear was dismissed from his job for pilfering a computer monitor in 1999, but he ultimately thrived, now holdi…

Dave listened to the phone, the voice of Kentucky Derby announcer Dave Johnson filling the line with the familiar cry, "...and down the stretch they come!" The latest additions to the FDA's list of rejected items were as peculiar as ever: b…

Responding to a viewer's suggestion from the previous week, Pat, Steph/Monty, and a new addition to the team initiated the practice of launching objects from the rooftop during the show, a tradition not seen since 1998. Meanwhile, Dave enco…

Dave presented his everyday coffee mug, followed by a larger one gifted to him by Dr. Phil, nearly double in volume. He then displayed the newest addition to his collection: an even more substantial mug from *The Late Show*. As the segment …

Costumed as the X-Men's Nightcrawler, a member of the staff attempted to flag down a taxi, only to find himself transported via rickshaw. Senator Joe Lieberman offered his selection of the Top Ten, while Ziggy Marley delivered a performance…

In the Mailbag segment, Biff addresses a further inquiry regarding his headset, his attempts at persuasion directed toward the letter's author proving predictably unsuccessful. A panel of ten celebrity mothers – Dorothy among them – present…

Dave presents a CBS promotional spot for "Saddam Week," followed by a peculiar double feature of "Will It Float?," featuring a box of fish sticks and a bottle of perfume. Meanwhile, Albert Brooks appears to promote *Finding Nemo*, offering …

The Jersey high school senior deliberated over his prom attire, ultimately settling on a powder blue leisure suit. Meanwhile, in a segment titled "Stupid Pet Tricks," a pink poodle demonstrated an aptitude for organizing blocks of varying s…

Dave scanned the latest disclaimer from the New York Times: "Not all articles are factual." Meanwhile, Chief Warrant Officers David Williams and Ronald Young, Jr. recounted their extraordinary tale of survival as prisoners of war in Iraq. A…

Biff ambled the avenues of New York City, his gaze fixed on the hopeful faces of celebrities, or anyone who merely resembled one. On a cooking show segment featuring Eric Ripert, Dave casually poured a generous measure of Jack Daniel's. A…

Dave enthusiastically previews some of the upcoming television programs scheduled for the fall season. Rupert Jee offers a brief, candid commentary on "CBS Mailbag." And Jack Johnson performs "The Horizon Has Been Defeated."

On *The West Wing*, John Goodman portrays a surprising ascent to the role of President. Meanwhile, Johnny Knoxville lends his hand to crafting Paul’s cape. And in musical performances, Nas and Alicia Keys deliver their rendition of "Warrior…

After a hiatus of more than a year, Dave returns to his role presenting the "Charts and Graphs" segment. Mark Wahlberg shares details about his girlfriend, their expected child, and a recent acquisition – a new house. The Sounds deliver a p…

Following a remark from Dave concerning CBS's recent miniseries on Adolf Hitler, Paul and the band launched into "Danke Schoen." A woman was afforded the singular opportunity to speak with Regis, only to abruptly disconnect. Alan offered a …

Dave displayed the newest, oversized mug from *The Late Show*; Regis voiced his disapproval of the comedic segment from the previous evening’s broadcast at Hello Deli; and 3 Doors Down performed their song, "The Road I'm On."

Dave announced that the oversized mug, a recent addition to the Late Show's set, was now available for parties. He then attempted to take a sip of coffee from its cavernous interior, followed by a performance from Liam Lynch of his comedic …

As night deepened, Biff meticulously put together a Weber grill in the lobby. A significant portion of the assembled crowd consisted of sailors, while Kareem Abdul-Jabbar presented Paul with his cape.

Following a recent triumph for Team Rahal, Dave punctuates the air with automotive sounds. Meanwhile, Steph and Monty discuss last weekend’s Indianapolis 500 over the phone. In "What's on the Barbeque," Biff attempts to identify the meat gr…

Tisziji Munoz, a mentor to Paul, accompanies them on guitar. Rupert and a woman from Long Island perform "Stop the Slicer." Alan then presents a video montage featuring figures meant to be celebrities, but Dave offers a sharp critique, caus…

Dave notes that Tom Arnold will be covering his shift Friday night. Meanwhile, staff member Eddie Valk features in an episode of "Can a Guy in a Horse Suit Get into FlashDancers?" Following a successful entry into the nudie bar, Eddie then …

Dave and Paul spoke at length about skin diving, though Dave frequently used Hillary Clinton's latest memoirs as a source of amusement for his jokes. Meanwhile, Seth Green offered promotion for the film *The Italian Job*.

With Dave absent for the evening, Tom Arnold steps in to cover the show. Later, Arnold extends a welcome to Darrell Hammond, a familiar face from "Saturday Night Live," and to the rock band Train.

Dave recounted an unfortunate weekend incident involving an onion and his pinky finger, an event that unexpectedly led to a medical procedure performed live before an audience.

Dave and Paul engage in a game of "Millionaire or Kenny?" Subsequently, Barbara Gaines makes a rare television appearance and is presented with a surprise birthday cake; Bruce Willis displays his newly styled hair.

Lauren Graham discusses her latest home purchase, while Marv Albert shares a selection of his most amusing on-air mishaps.

On "CBS Mailbag," Alan Kalter finds himself at the mercy of leprechauns, while Dave welcomes Harrison Ford, an occasion that prompts him to revisit a cherished line: "I bought my first car at 'Harrison Ford!'"

Ottawa Senators supporter Tom Green takes a hard body check from Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils, the opposing team. In other news, comedian Isaac Witty and singer-songwriter Damien Rice both make their first appearances on national …

Dave marked a significant occasion. In New Jersey, Biff Henderson attended his senior prom. And Dave found himself in conversation with Hillary Clinton.

Rupert and Dave engage in a game of "Name That Baldwin," while Rob Reiner shares details of his recent weight loss. Meanwhile, Paul Teutel and his son, Paul Teutel Jr., of the cable television series *American Chopper*, showcase their skill…

B.B. King joined the band for a set; Biff showed Dave the ropes of Segway riding; and “Dr. William Gammons” addressed the audience with counsel regarding monkeypox.

Kelsey Grammer, known to many as Frasier Crane, spoke warmly of his twenty-month-old daughter before engaging in conversation with the distinguished actor James Earl Jones, a fellow performer celebrated for his resonant voice.

Demi Moore is currently promoting "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle," a significant return to the big screen for her after a six-year hiatus from major studio films. Following that, Dave will be speaking with singer-songwriter Michelle Branc…

Drew Barrymore is currently promoting her latest film, while Simon Cowell, known to many from "American Idol," discusses his upcoming reality series, "Cupid."

In "Who Asked For It?", Alan employs CPR as a pretext for a kiss with someone in the audience; Dave makes his first public address in nearly four years, announcing to the crowd gathered outside the theater that they will be sprayed with wat…

Dave recounted his recent visit to the dentist. Afterward, Stephanie "Monty" Birkett appeared in costume as a princess for "CBS Mailbag."

Jimmy Fallon, known to many from his work on "Saturday Night Live," performs an original song exploring the complexities of relationships that blossom between December and May. Following his musical performance, he engages in conversation w…

With a touch of playful exaggeration, Dave declared his intention to run for Ohio's seat in the United States Senate, and then, with a smile, engaged in lighthearted banter with Lisa Marie Presley.

George Clarke and Dave perform "Would You Like To Ride In Our Freight Elevator?" Afterward, Dave greets a longtime admirer—one who, though perhaps not always consistent in his attendance, has faithfully watched the show every night for fift…

Barry Zito, the Cy Young Award-winning pitcher, stood on the rooftop of the Broadway Theater, pitching baseballs against the windows of the Ed Sullivan Theater. Afterward, Grandaddy performed "Now It's On."

For the CBS program *Mailbag*, Steph and Monty adopted the guise of cowgirls. Meanwhile, Ari Fleischer recounted his experiences as press secretary to President George W. Bush over a period of two and a half years. And in musical performanc…

Dave makes his way into the audience for another segment of "Know Your Current Events," while Jeff Bridges promotes his film, "Seabiscuit."

Dave spoke with Aron Ralston, the climber who endured a harrowing ordeal in the mountains, ultimately forced to amputate his arm after becoming trapped beneath a boulder.

A nod to one of the summer's most popular films, Dave presents "How Many Guys In Pirate Costumes Can Fit Into a Sandwich Shop?" Following this, Jane's Addiction will perform "Just Because."

The echoes of Jane's Addiction's performance lingered as "Mr. S" (Paul) secured backup dancers for the CBS Orchestra. Meanwhile, Osama extended condolences to Saddam. In a special segment, ten baseball legends shared their perspectives on t…

In a vibrant jockey's silks, Stephanie counts out the letters for "CBS Mailbag," her equine companion offering a particular signal for "number two." Afterward, British Open champion Ben Curtis launches golf balls from the theater's roof.

Dave inquired whether the five hundred feet of coaxial cable slated for use in tonight's "Will It Float?" was coiled. Upon learning that it was indeed coiled, he insisted it be uncoiled. Subsequently, Queens of the Stone Age performed their…

Dave encountered a remarkable young bowler, barely six years old. Meanwhile, Jason Biggs was actively promoting the film, "American Wedding."

The sound of Pete Fatovich's accordion filled the air as he played for Dave. Meanwhile, Rupert enjoyed a day of water skiing. Elsewhere, Eugene Levy and Paul reminisced about the enduring bond of their friendship.

In remembrance of George Miller, Dave frequently employs his signature exclamation, "In my pants!" Simultaneously, a commercial Dave had recorded surfaces, detailing an incident where California Governor Gray Davis allegedly killed a man wi…

Dave suspects someone is tampering with his chair. Stephanie, in a playful mood, dresses as a Mountie. And Alan makes his debut with the new show, "You're Busted!," during a segment on CBS Mailbag.

Consumed by flames, a figure bursts onto the stage, and Dave frantically battles the blaze. In a subsequent interview, Naomi Watts speaks fondly of her canine companion, a dog she has christened Bob.

The flow of Dave's monologue was broken by the sudden intrusion of a barbershop quartet. Meanwhile, Biff was the designated hitter for the Brockton Rox baseball team. And Alan had a particular message intended for Liza Minelli.

Rupert and George Clarke engaged in a contest of consumption, a challenge to determine who could devour the largest quantity of raw oysters. Subsequently, Colin Farrell undertook promotional duties for the film "S.W.A.T."

Dave and Paul engage in a game titled "Referee or Foot Locker Employee?" Sports Illustrated writer Rick Reilly reflects on a career filled with stories from his time as a celebrity golf caddy.

Motocross daredevil Carey Hart performs a series of stunts on 53rd Street; Stephanie appears in a Little Bo Peep costume on "CBS Mailbag"; Gerard Butler makes a visit, playfully adopting the persona of "Arnold Schwarzenegger"; Brittany Murp…

The solitary voice is broken by the sound of two bugles. David Duchovny then speaks, describing his unintended habit of frightening his daughter. Following this, The New Amsterdam performs "Spoils of the Spoiled."

Tonight's Late Show features Kiva Kahl as the guest "Grinder Girl," stepping in for the regular dancers. Chris Rock will be discussing his forthcoming role as host of the MTV Video Music Awards, and The Star Spangles will be performing.

Rupert chooses a contestant for "Stop The Slicer"; Bill Murray promotes his film, "Lost In Translation"; and Pete Sampras reflects on his recent retirement.

Venus and Serena Williams offer a curated Top Ten selection. Subsequently, David Spade promotes the film, "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star."

On the latest episode of CBS Mailbag, Stephanie appeared in a kilt, a curious sight amidst the usual correspondence. The show also brought to light a disturbing revelation: George Clarke, it seems, had resorted to cannibalism during the rec…