Weasel and I.R. journeyed to the Moon with the ambition of forging a new kind of life there—a world sustained by breathable air, burgeoning cities, and flourishing plant life.

Weasel and I.R. are Vikings, eager and prepared to raid and seize whatever lies before them. Still, has the opportunity passed to become a Viking supporter alongside The Red Guy?

Much like the voyages of Christopher Columbus, Weasel and I.R. embarked on a journey to discover the legendary Drinking Fountain of Youth.

Weasel and I were brought on as stand-ins when a couple’s own children went off to summer camp.

Inspired by the classic tale of Cinderella, Cinder-Weasel desperately hopes to attend the grand evening ball, though his wicked stepsister, I.R. Baboon, stands in his way. Will our weasel find assistance from a surprising source – his Fairy…

I.R. Baboon embodies the spirit of Robin Hood, accompanied by Weasel as his loyal companion, a stand-in for Little John.

Doctors Weasel and I.R. reduced their size, preparing to undertake a delicate procedure: repairing a fissure in The Red Guy’s left flank.

Drawing inspiration from Batman, I.R. Baboon has created a heroic figure called Baboon Man, and Weasel serves as his companion, known as Weasel Boy.

While at the gym, Weasel and I.R. found themselves captivated by Cow and Chicken’s teacher.

For Christmas, I.R. received a bicycle. Discovering his complete lack of experience with such things, Weasel attempted to lend a hand.

In days of old, Weasel practiced as a dentist, possessing also a touch of magic, while Baboon served as his resentful assistant.

Inspired by the remarkable tale of the Wright brothers, this documentary is narrated by The Red Guy, chronicling the rivalry between The Right Bros. – inventors striving for flight – and their counterparts, Weasel and I.R., as they race to …

In the deep past of prehistory, Weasel and Baboon lived as men of their time, though Weasel constantly sought to envision a different tomorrow by striving to invent novel creations.

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Sergeant Weasel and Corporal Baboon, both members of the United States Ground Force, have been assigned to retrieve a stranded kitten lodged high within a tree.

Weasel and I.R. found themselves returning to the fourth grade, a situation that meant sharing a school with Cow and Chicken.

The Red Guy tells the tale of Weasel and Baboon’s journey to Paris in nineteen-oh-nine, a venture undertaken with the singular ambition of achieving renown as artists.

Weasel and Baboon were embarked on an expedition to seize Fred, a wild and rather simple fellow. Once they had finally brought him under their control, Weasel found himself utterly baffled by the man’s peculiar tongue.

Weasel held the position of manager at the hotel, while I.R. served as his decidedly inept bellhop. Still, a peculiar predicament arose when The Red Guy – a celebrated actor with a taste for human flesh – expressed an unsettling desire: he …

IR and Weasel attended a baseball game, though their enjoyment of it promised to be…complicated. Weasel was determined to witness every pitch, every play, the entirety of the contest unfolding before him. IR, however, had other plans, and w…

Weasel and I.R. are among the worker bees, and our baboon—easily recognized by his bright red rear—yearns to perform the honey dance with the rest of the colony, though this ambition quickly leads to fresh complications.

Drawing inspiration from the narrative of *Frankenstein*, Weasel embodies the role of a driven, perhaps reckless, scientist, while I.R. serves as his indispensable aide.

Weasel’s hypothesis regarding monkeys composing Shakespeare faltered when nearly all his subjects abandoned the project. Yet, he found a glimmer of promise in I.R. Baboon, who produced a volume called "A Troo Storee"—a work that, regrettabl…

Weasel, a well-known cowboy, performs at a rodeo where Baboon serves as the clown. The children’s teacher and her husband also make an appearance in this particular installment.

Weasel and I.R. were on the hunt for a figure spoken of only in whispers – a local legend called Big Butt. It turned out, however, that this elusive name was simply another identity for The Red Guy.

The age was one of knights and castles, and Weasel and I.R. were set on finding a dragon to vanquish.

It was long thought that Weasel, I.R., and the Red Guy were the sole survivors on Earth, until they stumbled upon a startling truth: everyone had been watching their show. And within that spectacle, a surprising revelation emerged – Baboon …