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How I Met Your Mother (2005 – 2014)

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How I Met Your Mother — Season 7

24 episodes · Sep 19, 2011

Get ready for a season bursting with life – and laughter! Season Seven of How I Met Your Mother throws open the doors to big changes and even bigger surprises. With a baby on the way and a wedding looming, the gang navigates new chapters as Marshall and Lily embark on parenthood in a brand-new city. Ted’s still on his quest for “the one,” while Robin holds onto a secret that's about to shake things up. The legendary Slutty Pumpkin makes a triumphant return with a very special guest – Katie Holmes! And finally, Barney, the self-proclaimed bachelor, is saying "I do," but questions abound: What’s with the ducky tie, and who *is* this mysterious woman he's about to marry?

1. The Best Man
Sep 19, 2011 · 23m · 7.5

As Barney finalized preparations for his wedding to a woman shrouded in secrecy, he and Ted found themselves lost in recollections of Punchy's nuptials. Memories surfaced of the day Marshall and Lily shared the news of their impending paren…

2. The Naked Truth
Sep 19, 2011 · 23m · 6.9

A promising job offer arrived for Marshall, though a shadow of doubt lingered – the potential for a social media background check threatened to unravel it. Meanwhile, Ted found himself in need of a companion for the upcoming Architects Ball…

3. Ducky Tie
Sep 26, 2011 · 23m · 7.8

A wager with Marshall has landed Barney in a predicament: should he lose, he'll be obliged to sport Marshall's garish ducky tie. Elsewhere, Ted wrestles with the desire to seek forgiveness from a former flame, burdened by the regret of infi…

4. The Stinson Missile Crisis
Oct 3, 2011 · 23m · 7.4

Following Robin’s attack on a woman intent on disrupting Barney’s relationship, she is required to attend court-ordered therapy. Simultaneously, Ted finds himself increasingly entangled in the complexities of Lily’s pregnancy.

5. Field Trip
Oct 10, 2011 · 23m · 7.1

Witnessing his superior’s handling of a settlement with a million-dollar firm, Marshall felt compelled to intervene. Ted’s class excursion proved far from the idyllic experience he had anticipated.

6. Mystery vs. History
Oct 17, 2011 · 23m · 7.1

Ted’s dates are rarely solitary affairs; his friends invariably intervene, much to Kevin’s chagrin, when he chooses to forgo online research about a woman. The group’s eagerness to meddle underscores their tendency to overstep boundaries. S…

7. Noretta
Oct 24, 2011 · 23m · 6.9

A subtle unease settles upon the group as they each begin to perceive unsettling echoes of their own parents within their romantic partners. Simultaneously, an evening of intimacy for Barney and Nora unravels under a cascade of unfortunate …

8. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Oct 31, 2011 · 23m · 7.1

Ted encountered the woman of his enigmatic affections, disguised as a Slutty Pumpkin. Elsewhere, Barney discovered a surprising connection to Canada, while Lily navigated the hazy landscape of early pregnancy.

9. Disaster Averted
Nov 7, 2011 · 23m · 7.6

The group drifted into recollections of Hurricane Irene, a shared memory sparking a familiar wave of amusement. Amidst the reminiscing, Barney attempted a negotiation with Marshall and Lily – a plea to be excused from the sartorial burden o…

10. Tick Tick Tick
Nov 14, 2011 · 23m · 8.0

A shadow of apprehension clung to Barney and Robin as they wrestled with the difficult task of informing Nora and Kevin of their infidelity and their desire for reconciliation. Meanwhile, amidst the vibrant chaos of a concert, Ted and Marsh…

11. The Rebound Girl
Nov 21, 2011 · 23m · 7.3

Ted and Barney considered a significant choice they would make as a pair, while Robin attempted to dissuade Marshall and Lily from relocating to Long Island.

12. Symphony of Illumination
Dec 5, 2011 · 23m · 7.9

A shadow fell over Robin when he received the news, and a sudden resolve hardened his features: he would not share it with the others. Meanwhile, in the quiet of the suburbs, Marshall strung Christmas decorations around his house, aided by …

13. Tailgate
Jan 2, 2012 · 23m · 7.3

The remnants of New Year's Eve lingered as Marshall made his customary visit to his father’s grave, the ritual of tailgating a quiet continuation of a shared past. Elsewhere, Barney and Ted had launched a venture of their own, opening a bar…

14. 46 Minutes
Jan 16, 2012 · 23m · 7.2

With a formal relocation to the suburbs, Lily and Marshall encounter an unexpected obstacle: Lily’s father steadfastly refuses to vacate their home. Simultaneously, the friends navigate this transition by seeking a distraction in the vibran…

15. The Burning Beekeeper
Feb 6, 2012 · 20m · 6.9

With the shared ambition of hosting a housewarming, Lily sought her father’s assistance. Meanwhile, a friction ignited between Ted and Marshall’s demanding boss, escalating to a near physical confrontation. Elsewhere, Barney, ever the oppor…

16. The Drunk Train
Feb 13, 2012 · 23m · 7.4

For Valentine's Day, Lily and Marshall extend an invitation to Robin and Kevin for a getaway to Vermont. The trip provides an opportunity for Robin and Kevin to discuss the future of their relationship, contemplating a deeper commitment. El…

17. No Pressure
Feb 20, 2012 · 23m · 7.7

Robin's departure from Kevin sets in motion a confession from Ted. Simultaneously, Barney embarks on a quest for something intimate belonging to Marshall and Lily.

18. Karma
Feb 27, 2012 · 23m · 7.2

Barney persists in his pursuit of Quinn. Meanwhile, Ted navigates the complexities of Robin’s former room, and Robin experiences a glimpse of domesticity as she spends time with Marshall and Lily.

19. The Broath
Mar 19, 2012 · 23m · 7.3

News of Barney and Quinn's intention to share a home sends ripples of disruption through the group. As the couple prepares to merge their lives, a familiar tension emerges, with Robin and Ted finding themselves locked in a competitive strug…

20. Trilogy Time
Apr 9, 2012 · 23m · 7.8

Ted, Marshall, and Barney are once again gathering for their customary three-year ritual. They’ll convene to re-watch the *Star Wars* trilogy, each contemplating where their lives will be in another three years. Separately, Barney and Quinn…

21. Now We're Even
Apr 16, 2012 · 23m · 7.4

Ted found contentment in the solitude of his new apartment, yet Barney relentlessly attempted to persuade him to embrace the city's nightlife. Meanwhile, Lily experienced an unsettling dream involving a figure other than Marshall. And final…

22. Good Crazy
Apr 30, 2012 · 23m · 7.3

A sense of urgency grips Marshall as a baby shower underscores the imminent arrival of his child, prompting a hasty road trip with Barney. Meanwhile, Ted, still wrestling with the ghost of Robin, experiences a vivid hallucination of her and…

23. The Magician's Code (1)
May 14, 2012 · 23m · 7.2

As labor began for Lily, Ted and Robin turned their attention to distraction, weaving tales for her ears while Marshall hurried home from Atlantic City.

24. The Magician's Code (2)
May 14, 2012 · 23m · 7.6

A shadow of uncertainty crossed Ted's face as Victoria, on her wedding day, made the unexpected plea: elope. Elsewhere, a different kind of disruption unfolded. Barney and Quinn found themselves detained by airport security, their journey t…