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How I Met Your Mother (2005 – 2014)

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How I Met Your Mother — Season 5

24 episodes · Sep 21, 2009

Get ready for a laugh-out-loud ride with Season Five of How I Met Your Mother! This Emmy®-nominated favorite returns with Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel, and Alyson Hannigan at their comedic best. Expect plenty of romantic entanglements, unexpected endings, and the chaotic return of Slapsgiving – plus appearances from a dazzling lineup of guest stars like Jennifer Lopez, Carrie Underwood, Amanda Peet, and Rachel Bilson. As Ted navigates his quest for "the one," Barney and Robin's relationship heats up—and then hits a surprising snag—while a chance encounter reveals a connection to the woman who will eventually become his wife, all unfolding in this uniquely told, modern love story.

1. Definitions
Sep 21, 2009 · 23m · 7.8

A kiss shared at the start of summer left Robin and Barney adrift, uncertain how to navigate their burgeoning attraction. After careful deliberation, they informed their friends that they would remain merely platonic, a decision they mainta…

2. Double Date
Sep 28, 2009 · 23m · 7.2

Barney led Marshall and Robin to a dimly lit strip club, where they encountered a dancer whose resemblance to Lily was uncanny. Separately, Ted made a startling discovery: he had been set up with the same woman, Jen, seven years in the past…

3. Robin 101
Oct 5, 2009 · 23m · 7.7

A shadow of doubt fell upon Robin when she suspected Barney was being unfaithful. Soon, however, she uncovered a surprising truth: he had been spending his evenings with Ted, diligently studying the art of courtship—specifically, how to win…

4. The Sexless Innkeeper
Oct 12, 2009 · 23m · 7.4

Marshall and Lily hoped to arrange a double date with Barney and Robin, envisioning an evening of laughter and lightheartedness. However, their eagerness to impress proved overwhelming, a constant distraction that ultimately diminished thei…

5. Duel Citizenship
Oct 19, 2009 · 23m · 7.5

Barney made a persistent effort to persuade Robin to seek American citizenship, his enthusiasm unwavering. Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall’s planned road trip veered into unforeseen difficulties when Marshall impulsively invited Lily to join th…

6. Bagpipes
Nov 2, 2009 · 23m · 7.2

Despite their earnest efforts to present a picture of marital perfection, Barney’s penchant for displaying his supposed expertise consistently stirs friction with Robin, compelling them to turn to Marshall and Lily for counsel.

7. The Rough Patch
Nov 9, 2009 · 23m · 7.4

When Barney and Robin face a difficult time in their relationship, Lily conceives of an ingenious scheme to separate them. However, the plan hinges on securing assistance from Robin’s celebrated friend, Alan Thicke.

8. The Playbook
Nov 16, 2009 · 23m · 8.2

Following the conclusion of his relationship with Robin, Barney retrieved his carefully curated collection of strategies, intending to navigate the dating world once more.

9. Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Nov 23, 2009 · 23m · 7.5

Barney reacted with considerable distress when Marshall proposed a playful wager involving slaps, directed at both Ted and Robin. Simultaneously, Lily’s father, a figure from her past she had kept at a distance, unexpectedly appeared for Th…

10. The Window
Dec 7, 2009 · 23m · 7.5

The arrival of a truly ideal woman spurs the gang into a flurry of efforts to assist Ted. Meanwhile, Marshall finds himself compelled to act upon the discovery of a letter penned by his younger self.

11. Last Cigarette Ever
Dec 14, 2009 · 23m · 7.4

Marshall's relapse into smoking has a ripple effect, drawing his former companions – Lily, Ted, and Barney – back into the habit. Simultaneously, Robin faces a change at work with the arrival of a new co-anchor on her program.

12. Girls vs. Suits
Jan 11, 2010 · 23m · 8.0

Barney wrestles with a difficult decision: abandon his signature suits for a chance with a captivating bartender. This internal struggle erupts into a surprisingly vibrant musical sequence. Elsewhere, Ted finds himself progressing toward a …

13. Jenkins
Jan 18, 2010 · 23m · 7.8

Lily’s disbelief in Jenkins’ claim that Marshall had kissed him prompted Marshall to insist Jenkins recount the events directly to Lily. Separately, Robin discovered the existence of a drinking game centered on her.

14. Perfect Week
Feb 1, 2010 · 23m · 8.0

Barney stood on the precipice of a flawless week – seven dates, seven different women. His friends, burdened by their own disappointments, rallied around him, eager to share in the illusion of his success and momentarily escape the sting of…

15. Rabbit or Duck
Feb 8, 2010 · 23m · 7.5

Lily and Marshall, having overlooked Ted’s Valentine’s Day date, resort to a desperate measure. They select one of Barney’s many discarded acquaintances, hoping to ascertain if she might be the woman for him. Simultaneously, Robin receives …

16. Hooked
Mar 1, 2010 · 23m · 7.4

As the group attempted to persuade Ted that Tiffany was leading him on, memories of their own past entanglements surfaced. Each member recalled moments when they themselves had felt the sting of similar deception in relationships.

17. Of Course
Mar 8, 2010 · 23m · 7.8

Robin admitted to Anita that resentment lingered regarding Barney's handling of their separation. Seeking a strategic approach, she turned to Anita, a self-help author with a plan to counter Barney's tactics with his own.

18. Say Cheese
Mar 22, 2010 · 23m · 7.7

Ted’s arrival with a companion cast a shadow over Lily’s birthday dinner, and she found herself scrambling to exclude the guest from their annual group photograph.

19. Zoo or False
Apr 12, 2010 · 23m · 7.4

Following Marshall’s mugging, Lily declared her intention to purchase a firearm for self-defense. In response, Marshall fabricated a complicated narrative of the incident, hoping to dissuade her from pursuing such a course of action.

20. Home Wreckers
Apr 19, 2010 · 23m · 7.5

Ted felt a growing unease as he watched his mother's wedding. The sheer volume of affection displayed between her and the groom was almost overwhelming, a constant reminder of a connection he lacked. It stirred something within him, a sudde…

21. Twin Beds
May 3, 2010 · 23m · 7.4

Ted and Barney’s declarations of affection for Robin, a clumsy attempt to reclaim a past, inadvertently reveal to her the full extent of her detachment. She understands, with a clarity that surprises even herself, that she has truly moved o…

22. Robots vs. Wrestlers
May 10, 2010 · 23m · 7.6

Ted, Marshall, Lily, and Barney infiltrated a lavish gathering held in a luxurious New York apartment. There, Ted found himself with an opportunity to converse with the discerning attendees, displaying his intellectual prowess.

23. The Wedding Bride
May 17, 2010 · 21m · 7.7

Ted accompanied a date to the premiere of the latest blockbuster, "The Wedding Bride," only to discover the film’s plot was a thinly veiled retelling of his own life. The screenplay had been penned by Tony, the very man who had once stolen …

24. Doppelgangers
May 24, 2010 · 23m · 7.9

Marshall and Lily forged a clandestine agreement: should they ever encounter Barney’s uncanny double, they would begin their efforts to start a family. Separately, Robin finally received an offer for the position she had long desired.