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How I Met Your Mother (2005 – 2014)

2005 • 9 seasons • Comedy • TV-14
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How I Met Your Mother — Season 3

20 episodes · Sep 24, 2007

Season Three throws Ted’s quest for "The One" into delightfully chaotic territory! Still searching for his perfect match at thirty, Ted finds his romantic journey taking some seriously unexpected turns – think punk rock encounters, questionable ink, a scandalous glimpse behind the scenes of adult entertainment, and an unforgettable St. Patrick's Day celebration gone wonderfully wrong. As Marshall and Lily navigate the joys and challenges of married life, Barney pushes the boundaries of "The Bro Code" in spectacularly hilarious fashion. And with appearances from pop icons like Britney Spears, Sarah Chalke, Enrique Iglesias, Mandy Moore, and supermodel Heidi Klum, this season promises a fresh wave of unforgettable laughs.

1. Wait for It
Sep 24, 2007 · 21m · 7.7

Robin arrives with a companion, a development that spurs Ted to reconsider his own romantic prospects. Simultaneously, a significant revelation concerning the enigmatic "Mother" comes to light.

2. We're Not from Here
Oct 1, 2007 · 21m · 7.2

Ted and Barney concoct a story of being tourists in New York City, their true aim to attract women. Meanwhile, Robin remains involved with Gael.

3. Third Wheel
Oct 8, 2007 · 23m · 7.3

Ted’s changed demeanor is drawing the attention of women both in his present life and from his past. His friends rally around him, eager to help him navigate this unexpected turn of events.

4. Little Boys
Oct 15, 2007 · 23m · 7.3

A subtle rivalry unfolds between Barney and Ted, both vying for the attention of a particular woman. Meanwhile, Robin has embarked on a new romantic relationship.

5. How I Met Everyone Else
Oct 22, 2007 · 23m · 8.0

As Ted recounted the various ways the gang had first encountered one another, his new girlfriend reacted to each story with an expression that earned her a significant ranking on Barney's peculiar scale of assessment.

6. I'm Not That Guy
Oct 29, 2007 · 23m · 7.6

Marshall finds himself wrestling with a difficult choice: abandon his aspirations to use his legal skills for environmental causes, or accept an offer from a prestigious firm. Meanwhile, Lily shares a long-held secret with Robin, one that r…

7. Dowisetrepla
Nov 5, 2007 · 21m · 7.6

Marshall and Lily’s ambition to purchase an apartment is proving difficult, beset by errors and complicated by a secret debt of Lily’s.

8. Spoiler Alert
Nov 12, 2007 · 21m · 8.1

Marshall is in suspense, awaiting news of his bar exam. Meanwhile, Ted introduces his new girlfriend to the group, and a subtle imperfection in the relationship becomes immediately apparent to everyone present.

9. Slapsgiving
Nov 19, 2007 · 23m · 8.0

For Lily and Marshall, this Thanksgiving marked their first as husband and wife. Meanwhile, Barney wrestled with the relentless ticking of the slap bet countdown, consumed by anxious anticipation of the inevitable consequence.

10. The Yips
Nov 26, 2007 · 23m · 7.5

Barney found himself adrift in a sea of romantic missteps, and clung to the hope that a visit to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show might somehow steer him back on course.

11. The Platinum Rule
Dec 10, 2007 · 21m · 7.8

With Ted’s appointment looming, the group collectively launches into a litany of cautionary tales. They offer each other vivid illustrations of why pursuing a romantic relationship with someone one already encounters frequently is often a p…

12. No Tomorrow
Mar 17, 2008 · 21m · 7.5

With Barney, Ted embraced the revelry of St. Patrick's Day as if life were fleeting. Meanwhile, in their new apartment, Lily and Marshall enjoyed an evening with Robin.

13. Ten Sessions
Mar 24, 2008 · 23m · 7.9

Ted found himself drawn to a woman named Stella, though his efforts to connect with her yielded little beyond the polite attention of her receptionist, Abby.

14. The Bracket
Mar 31, 2008 · 21m · 7.9

Barney’s attempts at romance are repeatedly derailed by a woman who emerges from his past like a phantom. He and the gang must delve into the tangled history of his former affections, searching for the identity of this enigmatic figure.

15. The Chain of Screaming
Apr 14, 2008 · 23m · 7.6

The scene of his colleague’s reprimand lingered with Marshall, a knot of unease tightening in his stomach. He found himself increasingly apprehensive, convinced that a similar fate awaited him for his own work.

16. Sandcastles in the Sand
Apr 21, 2008 · 23m · 7.6

A melody from Robin’s earlier life resurfaces as the group learns of a man named Simon, a figure from her past. Meanwhile, Barney embarks on a quest to unearth more relics of Robin Sparkles.

17. The Goat
Apr 28, 2008 · 23m · 7.6

Barney and Marshall engaged in a conversation regarding the tenets of "The Bro Code." Barney, having inadvertently transgressed its boundaries, sought counsel from his friend.

18. Rebound Bro
May 5, 2008 · 21m · 7.6

Barney finds himself with a fresh companion for his adventures, while Ted encounters Stella’s daughter.

19. Everything Must Go
May 12, 2008 · 21m · 7.2

A shared disdain for Ted forged an unexpected bond between Barney and Abby. With a newfound camaraderie, the pair resolved to make their alliance known, choosing a public display at a local bar as the perfect opportunity to subtly, yet poin…

20. Miracles
May 19, 2008 · 23m · 7.9

The screech of tires and the crunch of metal brought Ted’s world to a jarring halt. In the aftermath of the accident, Marshall began to speak of miracles. The sudden trauma unlocked a cascade of memories, each a vivid echo of moments past f…