Synopsis

The city hummed with a late-night energy as Darby Allin found RJ City on a darkened street. Before the words could fully form, a belt cracked against his skin, followed by a brutal kick to the groin from RJ's brother. Amidst the violence, a stream of consciousness poured forth: Seattle, the allure of Mount Everest, a defiant lack of fear regarding mortality, appearances on MTV’s *Ridiculousness* and TLC’s *Sex Sent Me To The ER*, opinions on Sting, Tony Hawk, Tim Robinson, and Rick Rubin (a figu