Synopsis

The annual All-Priests Over-Seventies Five-A-Side Football tournament is underway, and trouble is brewing when Ted’s key player is sidelined by an unfortunate encounter with a bottle of Dreamy-Sleepy Nighty Snoozy-Snooze. Luckily, a pair of prosthetic rubber arms and a remote-controlled wheelchair offer the team a fighting chance against Dick Byrne this year. Their success, however, hinges on deceiving the referee...