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Family Guy (1999 – ...)

1999 • 24 seasons • Animation, Comedy • TV-14
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Family GuySeason 3

22 episodes · Jul 11, 2001

Get ready for another round of chaotic family fun! Season Three of *Family Guy* cranks up the absurdity as the Griffins stumble into one outrageous situation after another. Brian finds himself in hot water – unintentionally, of course – when a project takes a surprising turn. Stewie’s unfiltered opinions suddenly have a national platform, while Meg navigates a particularly unconventional date. Lois descends into festive frenzy during the holidays, and Peter unearths a shocking secret about his wife's past as a devoted fan. And somewhere in the mix, Chris grapples with an unexpected physical development that leaves even Peter feeling a little overshadowed. It’s a season packed with signature laughs and unforgettable moments for the whole Griffin clan.

1. The Thin White Line (1)
Jul 11, 2001 · 23m · 7.3

Brian possessed an exceptional sense of smell, a gift that ultimately led him to a career with the police department.

2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Jul 18, 2001 · 23m · 7.0

Brian’s entry into Hollywood began with the assignment of directing a pornography film.

3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Jul 25, 2001 · 23m · 7.0

At the behest of the tobacco industry, Peter traveled to Washington to deliver a speech concerning the matter of smoking.

4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Aug 1, 2001 · 23m · 6.6

The hurricane’s devastation swept through Quahog, leaving little untouched, including the beloved Drunken Clam, which was subsequently purchased by a Briton eager to transform it into an English pub. Nigel Pinchley, the new proprietor, and

5. And the Wiener Is...
Aug 8, 2001 · 23m · 7.2

Seeking to counterbalance his physical shortcomings, Peter finds himself drawn to the local gun club. Meanwhile, Meg becomes the focus of a vengeful clique, incurring their sharp displeasure.

6. Death Lives
Aug 15, 2001 · 23m · 7.5

On their anniversary, Peter endured a brush with mortality, an event that irrevocably altered his perspective. The experience served as a stark reminder of what truly mattered, revealing the profound significance of shared moments with Lois

7. Lethal Weapons
Aug 22, 2001 · 23m · 7.1

As autumn arrives, the city's inhabitants pour into the town, while Lois dedicates herself to perfecting her martial arts.

8. The Kiss Seen Around the World
Aug 29, 2001 · 23m · 6.5

Meg secured an internship, finding herself working alongside the school's resident intellectual at the local television station.

9. Mr. Saturday Knight
Sep 5, 2001 · 23m · 7.0

Peter resolved to follow the path of his heart, embracing the life of a knight.

10. Fish Out of Water
Sep 19, 2001 · 23m · 6.6

Peter resolved to become a fisherman, and for that purpose secured a substantial loan to purchase a vessel. In doing so, he unknowingly pledged all of his possessions as security.

11. Emission Impossible
Oct 8, 2001 · 23m · 7.5

The impending arrival of Lois’s sister’s child stirred a longing within Lois and Peter, prompting them to consider expanding their own family.

12. To Love and Die in Dixie
Nov 15, 2001 · 23m · 7.4

For their safety, the Griffins were placed in the witness protection program.

13. Screwed the Pooch
Nov 29, 2001 · 23m · 6.9

Peter and Lois journey to the Pewterschmidts’ for a weekend visit, accompanied by Brian. However, Brian himself is grappling with personal difficulties. The narrative explores whether his destiny lies in a life of breeding puppies, or in a

14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
Dec 6, 2001 · 23m · 7.0

As Peter attempted to illuminate Chris's connection to Ireland, he unexpectedly encountered Nate Griffin, a Black man revealed within his own family history. Eager to embrace this newfound heritage, Peter found himself somewhat adrift in it

15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Dec 20, 2001 · 23m · 7.1

The loss of the thief chipped away at Joe’s resolve, leaving him adrift in a sea of self-doubt. Seeing his friend’s decline, Peter offered assistance, volunteering to train him for the upcoming decathlon at the Paralympic Games. Driven by a

16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Dec 21, 2001 · 23m · 6.6

The festive spirit descends upon Quahog, but perfection remains elusive. As Lois strives to orchestrate a flawless Christmas for her family, Peter's well-intentioned efforts inevitably lead to chaos. Simultaneously, Stewie uncovers a startl

17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Jan 17, 2002 · 23m · 7.0

Brian received a sentence of service: he was to care for an elderly woman of notoriously sour disposition. Meanwhile, Peter’s beard began to host a small community of birds.

18. From Method to Madness
Jan 24, 2002 · 23m · 7.0

Stewie embarks on an ambitious venture into the world of entertainment; meanwhile, Meg finds herself romantically involved with someone who embraces a more unconventional lifestyle.

19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Jan 31, 2002 · 23m · 7.2

Consumed by jealousy, Peter initiates a trial separation. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian find themselves inextricably bound together.

20. Road to Europe
Feb 7, 2002 · 23m · 7.3

Seeking solace from the world, Stewie retreats to the familiar comfort of his favorite television program in England, while Lois inadvertently mortifies Peter during a performance by KISS.

21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Feb 14, 2002 · 23m · 7.2

Fan letters sparked three tales: one where Peter finds himself without bones, another detailing the Griffins' acquisition of extraordinary abilities, and a third casting Peter and his companions as mischievous eight-year-olds, reminiscent o

22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Dec 10, 2004 · 23m · 6.9

Lois reached her limit the day Peter purchased volcano insurance. It was the culmination of a long and wearying struggle against their persistent financial woes.

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