Disgusted by the industry's decline, Duckman journeys to Hollywood with a singular purpose: to reclaim his lost seven dollars. Instead, he becomes entangled in the schemes of a soon-to-be-dismissed studio executive, a man desperate for a sc…

As the Father & Son Games approached, Duckman sought a way to avoid facing off against Ajax. He found a suitable substitute in recording artist Coolio, who had returned to academia to earn his high school diploma. Coolio posed no threat to …

Duckman finds himself incarcerated once more, this time for the unfortunate incident involving Fluffy and Uranus. A clerical error, however, lands him in a women's prison – a dream realized, of sorts. Surprisingly, he adapts well to his new…

Duckman and Cornfed brought a college intern into the agency's fold. The young man proved a disruptive influence, subtly eroding Cornfed’s standing while simultaneously encouraging Duckman’s downward spiral. Now, Duckman faces a difficult d…

Twenty years had passed since the incident, yet the weight of it settled heavily on Duckman’s conscience. He encountered a former classmate, now living on the streets, a direct consequence of a youthful indiscretion. Driven by a desperate n…

Cornfed, along with Charles and Mambo, concoct a potent elixir intended to revitalize Duckman’s romantic prospects. They provide him with a small quantity, yet he swiftly perfects a method for producing it in abundance. Suddenly, Duckman fi…

Duckman, along with his family and staff, embarks on a holiday to a genuine Native American reservation, complete with a casino. During their visit, a psychiatrist observes the family's pervasive pattern of self-sabotage. She proposes a cou…

Duckman and Cornfed are tasked with observing a laboratory conducting experiments on formulas designed to enhance intelligence. In the course of their surveillance, Cornfed inadvertently swallows a "Get Dumb" formula, which becomes misplace…

Duckman sought companionship, a yearning amplified by the solitary presence of Cornfed at his surprise celebration. He began frequenting a coffee shop, drawn to a circle of twenty-somethings who called themselves Ditzi, Bobby, Sassy, Pete, …

Duckman and his companions journey to San Francisco for Dickcon '97, where he believes he is to receive an award recognizing his accomplishments. However, upon arrival, he is met with an old adversary from their days at detective school. Th…

Duckman treated his family to dinner, followed by a karaoke session. Unbeknownst to them, Bernice’s passionate, often scathing, pronouncements about Duckman were overheard by a prominent figure in the music industry. Recognizing a raw talen…

Bernice journeyed to Washington, poised to begin her term as Congresswoman. Meanwhile, Duckman encountered a woman bearing a striking resemblance to Beatrice, only to witness her tragically struck by a passing bus. The unforeseen truth emer…

Duckman had arranged a poker game for the evening. But just as the cards were to be dealt, his boisterous Uncle Mo appeared, declaring he was on his deathbed. Determined to avert the misfortune that had befallen his cousin, Duckman resolves…

Duckman and Cornfed find themselves unexpectedly employed as plumbers, their inaugural assignment leading them to a lavish society event held within a grand mansion. While ostensibly performing their duties, Duckman notices that the infamou…

Cornfed leaves for a long-overdue respite, leaving Duckman adrift. In his absence, the duck finds himself utterly captivated by a striking Black private investigator. This encounter swiftly plunges him into a shadowy realm of murder, influe…

Upon the owner's deathbed, Duckman unexpectedly inherits a minor league baseball team, a legacy intended to safeguard it from a grasping banker. To revitalize dwindling attendance, he orchestrates a series of audacious pranks, designed to e…

Beverly inquired of Bernice whether she possessed any knowledge of their grandmother's earlier life. The comatose Grandma-ma, in a series of fragmented recollections, revisited moments from the past. These memories centered on a turbulent r…

Duckman requires a kidney. The only path to obtaining one lies in a donation from a blood relative. He begins a search for his father, whom he believed to be preserved through cryogenics. Instead, he uncovers a startling truth: the man he’d…

Duckman accidentally collides his vehicle with a pretty young woman while parking near her home. Discovering she is living alone, Beverly and her family offer her a place to stay. But Beverly soon finds herself at the mercy of Tami's relent…

Duckman acquired a mail-order bride from Tetzloff, only to discover she was a jungle savage. With Cornfed's assistance, he embarked on an attempt to civilize her in the manner of *My Fair Lady*. He proposed marriage to her during a "Surpris…

Cornfed extended an invitation to Beverly, proposing a journey to his aunt’s catfish ranch. Jealous of Cornfed’s attention, Duckman insisted on accompanying them. Once there, and with a swiftness only he could muster, Duckman orchestrated t…

The family embarked on a camping holiday, a long-held dream realized. Arriving at the park, they encountered Fluffy and Uranus, fellow vacationers. Yet, Duckman, ever the taskmaster, immediately put them to work, resulting in his swift expu…

Desperate for funds, Duckman sold his very name to Variecom for a paltry thousand dollars, a sum he promptly squandered. Stripped of his identity and unable to capitalize on his own likeness, he found himself destitute. He even attempted a …

A cigarette smoldered between Mambo’s lips as Bernice found herself compelled to act within the halls of Congress. A chief executive from a tobacco company extended an invitation – a display of industry hospitality intended for Bernice and …

Cornfed recounts an analysis of a story: Duckman encounters the ghost of his uncle, who reveals that Duckman’s father was murdered by King Chicken. Duckman then spends time with Bernice and King Chicken, feigning madness. Cornfed perceives …

Following his fraud conviction, Duckman received a sentence of five thousand hours of community service. Assigned to a high school in the city's inner core, just a block from his own home, he began work as a substitute teacher. It soon beca…

A satirical take on the Paramount series, Captain Eric Tiberius Duckman, commanding the starship *Enterprise*, engages in a battle of intellect with the malevolent Khan Chicken.

The wedding of Dr. Ben Stein sparked a cascade of emotional revelations, culminating in a remarkable series of marriage proposals. King Chicken proposed to Bernice. Cornfed offered his hand to Beverly. And Duckman, captivated by his new aff…