Synopsis

Princess Irmaplotz conjured a bovine creature of milky substance, intending it to bite Dave after he immersed himself in the milk, thereby transforming him into a Were-Cow under the next full moon. Following this metamorphosis, Dave terrorized the villagers before being bitten by a cat, and subsequently by a bewildering assortment of other entities: an egg beater, the gym instructor among them. Ultimately, the group forced Dave to bite his tongue with a sheet of paper, resulting in his transfo