Synopsis

Cow harbored a secret admiration for Crag, the most intellectually gifted student in the school. Yet, her affections remained unreciprocated; she was consistently overlooked by him. Her companions, noticing this, gently suggested that her horns were perhaps too diminutive to attract his attention. Determined to remedy this perceived flaw, Cow embarked on a series of increasingly outlandish attempts to augment her horns, adorning them with coat hangers, papier-mâché, and even, in a moment of desp