Abe finds himself in competition for solitude with Cleopatra, but secures an invitation to JFK's party, enticed by the promise of beer. Meanwhile, Joan struggles to articulate her affections for Abe, and Gandhi finds himself ill-equipped fo…

Abe sought the student government presidency as a means of gaining Cleopatra's favor. However, his ambition takes a turn when he accepts a corporate sponsorship, prompting Joan to openly question his capacity for genuine leadership. Adding …

A wave of apprehension swept through the Clone High student body with the news of Gandhi's ADHD diagnosis. Fearful of association, many turned their backs on him, leaving Abe in a painful predicament. He found himself caught between the des…

Following the disruption of a riot at Clone High, Abe initiated a film festival, intending to provide students with an outlet for self-expression. Meanwhile, Principal Scudworth sought to placate the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures over a f…

The exclusionary rules of Clone High – specifically, the prohibition against female and animal athletes – spurred Joan to action. She concocted a scheme to infiltrate the basketball team, a maneuver that sent Abe "Weakest" Lincoln spiraling…

Abe is soon facing the PXJTs, discovering in a painful lesson that collaboration with Cleo necessitates a profound lack of sleep. Meanwhile, a truck driver unexpectedly offers mentorship to Gandhi.

Cleo secures a spot on Ashley Angel’s dance program just as a moment between her and Abe seems poised to blossom into a kiss; Mahatma Gandhi’s rap single explodes into popularity overnight, and a cunning skunk manages to outsmart Principal …

The fire claimed Joan’s home, leaving her with no choice but to seek refuge with Cleo. Meanwhile, Abe enrolled in a conflict mediation seminar, hoping to hone his skills. And somewhere in the school, Mr. Butlertron discovered an unexpected …

A peculiar habit takes hold among the students of Clone High: they begin consuming raisins, an act that induces a psychedelic, music-infused experience. Consequently, Principal Scudworth and the Parent-Teacher Association devise a scheme to…

The death of a clone, cut short by a senseless act of violence, casts a long shadow over the students of Clone High. Grief settles upon them, a heavy weight shaping their days. Meanwhile, an injustice unfolds: Gandhi, unfairly targeted due …

Abe delays devising his proposal to Cleo, instead attempting to secure a date for Joan. Meanwhile, Gandhi undergoes a transformation courtesy of JFK, and Scudworth stirs up a past feud with John Stamos.

The air crackled with the energy of prom night, and Abe wrestled with a choice between Cleo and Joan. Meanwhile, Gandhi had assembled a dedicated group for the occasion, while a clandestine council of shadowy figures plotted to reclaim the …

The approach of Snowflake Day brings with it the unlikely intervention of Snowflake Day, a woman who might be Mandy Moore herself, and a keen observer of discarded treasures. She intends to illuminate for Joan the holiday's genuine signific…