With Marshall and Janet laid low by the flu, Clarissa and Ferguson found themselves responsible for running the household. However, things quickly went awry when Ferguson’s shopping trip yielded only chocolate from the grocery store, and a …

Olivia was convinced of her psychic abilities, a notion Clarissa found wholly implausible. Following an ESP assessment where Olivia unwittingly signed them both up to receive a series of mysterious packages, they now faced the unexpected ch…

A hesitancy began to creep into Clarissa’s feelings for Clifford, a reluctance toward any lasting promise. Simultaneously, Ferguson was consumed by an ambitious project: his aim was to secure a place in the Guinness Book of Records through …

The yearly trip our family takes—traditionally to Lake Winnemucca—is invariably plagued by mishap and misfortune. This time, seeking a different experience, we resolved to visit the Grand Canyon instead. Yet, as preparations began, everythi…

Clarissa had left her bicycle on the front lawn, and upon returning discovered it was gone. It quickly became clear that, though not a vehicle in the conventional sense, this bike represented her sole means of getting around.

Ferguson managed to persuade Clarissa’s boyfriend, Clifford, to appear on his local cable access program, ambitiously titled ‘Boy Thoughts.’ However, with the sudden and unexpected success of the show, Clifford found himself increasingly pr…

A peculiar situation arose for Clarissa when Eve, the quiet and unassuming newcomer at school, began to mimic her every fashion choice and encroach upon her established routines. Initially, Clarissa found this irritating yet strangely pleas…

Weary of a string of disappointing evenings, Sam suddenly recognized that Clarissa was exactly who he’d been searching for. They tentatively agreed to a date, only to find themselves facing an evening riddled with awkwardness; ultimately, t…

Sam’s mother, Debbie, has returned for the roller derby playoffs. However, an awkward visit looms when Clarissa offers Debbie a place to stay at her home. Debbie’s casual habits clash with the Darlings' meticulous order, and the Darlings, i…

When Clarissa’s music teacher chose her for a flute solo at the school recital, a wave of stage fright washed over her. Suddenly, her fingers felt clumsy, the familiar notes eluded her, and she struggled to recapture that effortless flow—to…

Facing a showdown with the reigning champion, Cindy Sparkle, at the talent show, Clarissa sought inspiration within the journal of her great-great-aunt, hoping to uncover some dazzling performance secrets.

Having sworn off babysitting Elsie Soaperstein permanently, Clarissa reluctantly agreed to watch her once more, swayed by Mrs. Soaperstein’s pleas for the anniversary celebration. Elsie was known for causing considerable mischief, though sh…

The arrival of Ms. Janet at their high school caused difficulties for both Clarissa and Ferguson. Ferguson grew resentful when his desired grade wasn’t reflected on his art project, while Clarissa found herself increasingly uncomfortable wi…